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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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  • #5852
    Dirigent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭Dirigent


    "If I speak very slowly will people think I'm not thick?"


  • #5853
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "Were you tempted to call the Gardaí?"

    No..

    What. The. Fúck?


  • #5854
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    She didn't think to call the Gards did she?


  • #5855
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Arrggh, you didn't even ring the gardai because you thought it wasn't your business to do so but you ring Duffy with your little poem ?!?


  • #5856
    delta_bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    3wiseMonkeys.jpg comes to mind


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  • #5857
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "Were you tempted to ring the gardai?"
    "No"

    Why in the name of all that is holy, not?


  • #5858
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    Who knows what goes on, maybe they were in roll play, dominatrix who knows. I don't condone violence and I really hope this girl wasn't been beaten but thus one sounds like a prude.


  • #5859
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    alorra lorra presumptions IMO


  • #5860
    shockwave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭shockwave


    Its for the hotel to call the guards...ffs what a load of bollocks


  • #5861
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Unlikeliest question Joe to ask in the next 5minutes?

    Was she hot Maria?


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  • #5862
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    This call is a plant

    This lady is pushing an agenda

    She has no right to airtime considering she is a coward.


  • #5863
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    go on Joe give her a weekend away to make up for it


  • #5864
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    And you couldn't call hotel management/Gardai but you can call Joe.

    Bizarre woman.


  • #5865
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    That_Guy wrote: »
    "Were you tempted to call the Gardaí?"

    No..

    What. The. Fúck?

    She dialled g for god instead and tucked her head under the duvet.


  • #5866
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    The most effective course of action was to ring the bloody gardai at the time, not Joe Duffy days later you mad yoke !!


  • #5867
    delta_bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    my friend wrote: »
    This call is a plant

    This lady is pushing an agenda

    She has no right to airtime considering she is a coward.

    I see what you mean. The whole thing seems strange and ridiculous really.


  • #5868
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Zwillinge wrote: »
    She didn't think to call the Gards did she?

    Don't be stupid, writing a "poem" to joe about her making her communion is the first thing anyone would do in that situation.


  • #5869
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    The women's abuse agencies thought it would be a great idea if I wrote a letter.

    I think they likely thought it was a better idea for you to hang up.


  • #5870
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Don't be stupid, writing a "poem" to joe about her making her communion is the first thing anyone would do in that situation.

    As I previously said, listening to Joe just makes me braindead ;)


  • #5871
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    THIS is the most prudent course of action ?

    Feck me ya heard it here first !

    Feck the gards , call Joe !


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  • #5872
    mayfire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165 ✭✭mayfire


    Maybe it was that baby in the background that was shouting and not the dolly next door???
    She has done all?? Like calling the Guards??


  • #5873
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Why the emphasis on the words "..you tell...you tell" ?

    Another feckin' Lahhvhlahn drama queen.


  • #5874
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    You haven't done what you can do in the particular situation, why can't you understand that ? 999 is the number you needed at the time, that would have been all you could do in such a situation. This is bizarre.


  • #5875
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    "actually ..yes, yes , yes..."

    I suspect they are not her children at all...who would answer the question like that...shew is a minder , and thought better of saying too much.......


  • #5876
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Courageous is not the word alright. :rolleyes:

    Letter on the website after the show - BINGO!


  • #5877
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    How the fúck is the caller "courageous" Joe?


  • #5878
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    TV3 were in the next hotel room making their latest no holes barred documentary


  • #5879
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    delta_bravo wrote: »
    my friend wrote: »
    This call is a plant

    This lady is pushing an agenda

    She has no right to airtime considering she is a coward.

    I see what you mean. The whole thing seems strange and ridiculous really.

    'Wonderful Women's groups up and down the country ..... '

    And Joe has the idiocy to call the coward brave !


  • #5880
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    She sounded too old to have small children.


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  • #5881
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Did that letter ever make its way to that woman in the hotel room next door I wonder.


  • #5882
    Dirigent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭Dirigent


    JM Skipton wrote: »
    TV3 were in the next hotel room making their latest no holes barred documentary

    Might watch that! :eek:


  • #5883
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    That cow had me so stunned at what she was saying (and didn't bother her arse to do) that I forgot to turn off the oven. The plate in there has just shattered.


  • #5884
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Surprised Joe didn't name the hotel there. Then the hotel could ring in and offer Maria an auld "break-een" to calm her nerves.


  • #5885
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    JM Skipton wrote: »
    TV3 were in the next hotel room making their latest no holes barred documentary

    Tallafornia !

    Get it into ya Nikita !

    :)


  • #5886
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    The pensive tyre changer .....


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  • #5887
    delta_bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    Is his car a gold jag by any chance?


  • #5888
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Get to the point!

    What happened?


  • #5889
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    This better have a good punch line.


  • #5890
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Just tuned so not up to speed with todays subject....is Joe asking the hard searching questions we expect?Has John broke his silence following Catherines appearance yesterday or has Aubrey been on to make a plug for his removal business?


  • #5891
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,737 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Sounds like he needs to invest in a proper jack... :rolleyes:


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  • #5892
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Man changes tyre on the hard shoulder when no cars are coming. Gets terrified and talks to Joe.


  • #5893
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    where is this leading to../..........

    got a puncture Joe, had to replace it myself Joe, at the side of the motorway Joe, I shouldn't have been allowed Joe, its a disgrace Joe,,,,,,,,,,,


  • #5894
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Ah, the caller sounds like he didn't have his car on its jacking point correctly. It would have been safer to jack it up correctly Joe.


  • #5895
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Does he not have a reflective sign thing in the boot?


  • #5896
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,737 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Sounds like someone's looking for a hard shoulder to cry on!!!

    Boom boom!!! :D


  • #5897
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Did you not think of writing an open letter to road users?


  • #5898
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Our 'Motorways' are actually glorified Dual Carriageways....

    That aside, Joe should ask the current caller if

    (a) he has testicles
    (b) can he get to his point


  • #5899
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    This guy is a complete gimp. Buy a trolley jack if your current one is shíte. End of problem


  • #5900
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Free recovery. What does that mean ?

    Joe better hope he doesn't have to emigrate to Australia, he'll be failing that English comprehension test that old people need to take for entry.


  • #5901
    delta_bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    Why is he getting airtime?


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