Whats the most disgusting/perverted thing your mates told you they have done?

LimGal · 24-03-2012 11:33am #1

One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

Reamer Fanny · 24-03-2012 11:34am

That's fawking disgusting I mean really

Sonics2k · 24-03-2012 11:35am

Get new friends, OP.

Immaculate Pasta · 24-03-2012 11:36am

I didn't really want to read that story OP :cool:

howamidifferent · 24-03-2012 11:37am

Any chance you could get her number from him?

ronano · 24-03-2012 11:38am

i'm not sure if i want to die or i've died complete inside

lamai · 24-03-2012 11:38am

justryan wrote: »

That's fawking disgusting I mean really

for her, for him it's a win win situation in my book, he got his arse cleaned and he got rimmed.

msg11 · 24-03-2012 11:38am

WTF

LimGal · 24-03-2012 11:42am

howamidifferent wrote: »

Any chance you could get her number from him?

no but I have her email its www.durtybiatch.com

abouttobebanned · 24-03-2012 11:44am

Yes that's very hot and I'll deal with it in the morning. But right now, I'm exhausted.

LimGal · 24-03-2012 11:48am

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

I didn't really want to read that story OP :cool:

I know but it is kinda like a car crash.......you kinda have a sneaky look dont ya:eek:

LimGal · 24-03-2012 11:50am

I thought someone would have posted one of their own stories by now.......is it a case that no one can top that one or are ye all too disgusted??

Reamer Fanny · 24-03-2012 11:54am

lamai wrote: »

justryan wrote: »

That's fawking disgusting I mean really

for her, for him it's a win win situation in my book, he got his arse cleaned and he got rimmed.

True but who does that c'mon

yosser hughes · 24-03-2012 11:54am

What kind of git is this guy asking her to do that? Also what is the matter with her for agreeing? Bizarre! Your friend is digusting and has a pretty low opinion of women. Warped. :mad:
What did you say to him when he told you that?

orchidsrpretty · 24-03-2012 11:55am

Too disgusted...

sunflower27 · 24-03-2012 11:57am

Yeah, that is disgusting, actually.

Jen Pigs Fly · 24-03-2012 11:57am

LimGal wrote: »

One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

Eh OP, we may have a problem, I have a friend, who did just that! She met this lad in a nightclub, went home together where he made her rim and finger him?

We may just have crossed paths through a disgusting thing ....

Crann na Beatha · 24-03-2012 12:00pm

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yosser hughes · 24-03-2012 12:03pm

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Eh OP, we may have a problem, I have a friend, who did just that! She met this lad in a nightclub, went home together where he made her rim and finger him?

We may just have crossed paths through a disgusting thing ....

How did he make her? Did he force her? Why did she do it?:eek: Why did she tell you?:eek:

24-03-2012 12:04pm

LimGal wrote: »

One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Eh OP, we may have a problem, I have a friend, who did just that! She met this lad in a nightclub, went home together where he made her rim and finger him?

We may just have crossed paths through a disgusting thing ....

To do it in the first place....
To continue to do it after the complaint of taste and smell....
Then to tell her friends about it....

This person needs to have her vote taken from her, clearly a terrible decision maker.

sunflower27 · 24-03-2012 12:04pm

Crapman more like....

OMG, that song took me back - hilarious, thanks for posting that

jd007 · 24-03-2012 12:05pm

Thats absolutely rotten, I think I might cry

maiden · 24-03-2012 12:06pm

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Eh OP, we may have a problem, I have a friend, who did just that! She met this lad in a nightclub, went home together where he made her rim and finger him?

We may just have crossed paths through a disgusting thing ....

I dont think he MADE her do anything, he asked, and she did it, simples!!

LimGal · 24-03-2012 12:08pm

yosser hughes wrote: »

What kind of git is this guy asking her to do that? Also what is the matter with her for agreeing? Bizarre! Your friend is digusting and has a pretty low opinion of women. Warped. :mad:
What did you say to him when he told you that?

I said to him ''ARE YOU FOOKIN SERIOUS'':eek:

deman · 24-03-2012 12:11pm

I once asked a girl for a golden shower so she threw her pint over me. Not what I expected.

Plazaman · 24-03-2012 12:11pm

I'm just back after fainting in disgust.

Reamer Fanny · 24-03-2012 12:14pm

Jesus wept, I have this one friend who used to like his girlfriend "fingering him" during sex it was pretty disgusting

Gummy Panda · 24-03-2012 12:17pm

Nothing wrong with rimming! :mad;

Some girls like it when you lick front to back in one big lick

LimGal · 24-03-2012 12:19pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Nothing wrong with rimming! :mad;

Some girls like it when you lick front to back in one big lick

Wot?Eh,like a panda is it:pac:

Snowie · 24-03-2012 12:20pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Nothing wrong with rimming! :mad;

Some girls like it when you lick front to back in one big lick

i have to agree panada :cool:

tho i think the weirdest I've had is id love to poo on a black girl :pac:
just a little one a little turd on her belly :pac::D

wtf ?

Rocky_Dennis · 24-03-2012 12:22pm

LimGal wrote: »

One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

I think your friend is a spoofer and is still a virgin.

LimGal · 24-03-2012 12:24pm

Snowie wrote: »

i have to agree panada :cool:

tho i think the weirdest I've had is id love to poo on a black girl :pac:
just a little one a little turd on her belly :pac::D

wtf ?

Im hoping that a mate said that to you and its not one of your fantasies?Please clarify Snowie!!?:eek:

stephen_k · 24-03-2012 12:25pm

Snowie wrote: »

i have to agree panada :cool:

tho i think the weirdest I've had is id love to poo on a black girl :pac:
just a little one a little turd on her belly :pac::D

wtf ?

ಠ_ಠ

abouttobebanned · 24-03-2012 12:26pm

What's this crap about stuff your mate has done? Meh...pansies. Let's hear what you have done?

It's been a while but I remember a few years ago with my girlfriend at the time, both fuelled on drink...there seemed to be no limits on horniness. We're bouncing about the place, horniness at MAX LEVELS, trying to figure out what else we can't do to each other without actually eating each other whole. (That's whole OP, not hole as appears to be your fetish).

Let's fcuk at the window so passers by can see!! Ok...it's 4am and I'm not sure who'll be about....but LET'S! Ever been pissed on?! Eh...no...but LET'S!!!!

The invisible line was drown on anything brown mind you..but it's fair to say our sweaty bodies did a lot that night.

Great times.

lamai · 24-03-2012 12:27pm

justryan wrote: »

Jesus wept, I have this one friend who used to like his girlfriend "fingering him" during sex it was pretty disgusting

so you finger yourself when **** then i see...

LETHAL LADY · 24-03-2012 12:28pm

Subscribe and change your username to RimGal.

admiralofthefleet · 24-03-2012 12:29pm

lamai wrote: »

for her, for him it's a win win situation in my book, he got his arse cleaned and he got rimmed.

did he kiss her goodnight?

some random drunk · 24-03-2012 12:29pm

I was once given a surprise rim-job by a girl I had a one night stand with. I was like bejaysus what are you doing??......oh..oh..that's quite nice actually. I drew the line when she tried to finger me though. I don't know how any bloke could like long,pointy fingernails inside them. A few girls have tried to finger me in recent years...I don't understand why girls want to do this? Maybe worthy of a thread on it's own.

As for the most disgusting thing a mate told me, well this one lad I know got an STD at 15, had to be taken to a clinic by his dad. Told me how the doctor inserted a metal scraping implement into his urethra to take a sample of puss. Gave me the shivers just hearing about that.

abouttobebanned · 24-03-2012 12:31pm

Bunch of prudes on this thread.

lamai · 24-03-2012 12:32pm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

did he kiss her goodnight?

I hope not the man would have no respect for himself if he did

Snowie · 24-03-2012 12:33pm

LimGal wrote: »

Im hoping that a mate said that to you and its not one of your fantasies?Please clarify Snowie!!?:eek:

stephen_k wrote: »

ಠ_ಠ

awww come on what kinda sick demented pervert do you take me for ?

Id never want to take a crap on a girl how is that sexually rewarding ?

LimGal · 24-03-2012 12:43pm

Ok this is another story about another mate(and before you ask it wasnt me!).............

My mate,lets call him ''John'' pulled this girl who was in his own words pleasantly plump:)Back to her place where he proceeded to do the deed with her.
He described to me that he had her on her back with her two legs over one of his shoulders!He was goin hell for leather and decided to spice it up a bit by ramming two free fingers up her arse:eek:After getting bored with this he removed said two fingers and and did what he describes as ''used me imagination'' and left them beside her mouth:(where he said and again in his own words ''she sucked them clean bhoy!!''.:eek::eek:

I know,I know,I need to get new friends..............

Snowie · 24-03-2012 12:44pm

some people are eating breakfast

lamai · 24-03-2012 12:47pm

LimGal wrote: »

Ok this is another story about another mate(and before you ask it wasnt me!).............

My mate,lets call him ''John'' pulled this girl who was in his own words pleasantly plump:)Back to her place where he proceeded to do the deed with her.
He described to me that he had her on her back with her two legs over one of his shoulders!He was goin hell for leather and decided to spice it up a bit by ramming two free fingers up her arse:eek:After getting bored with this he removed said two fingers and and did what he describes as ''used me imagination'' and left them beside her mouth:(where he said and again in his own words ''she sucked them clean bhoy!!''.:eek::eek:

I know,I know,I need to get new friends..............

ahhh that's soo romantic

Gummy Panda · 24-03-2012 12:48pm

LimGal wrote: »

After getting bored with this he removed said two fingers and and did what he describes as ''used me imagination'' and left them beside her mouth:(where he said and again in his own words ''she sucked them clean bhoy!!''.:eek::eek:

I know,I know,I need to get new friends..............

Maybe she thought he had some nutella in the bed?

LETHAL LADY · 24-03-2012 12:52pm

I remember when I visited Amsterdam for the first time, after alighting the train, the first shop I encountered was full of giant fists and that type of paraphernalia. I knew there and then that there really is some sick mother f**kers in the world, so to cut a long story short, move to Amsterdam.

senorwipesalot · 24-03-2012 12:57pm

Heard of a girl in my town who after doing the business with her fella ,got him to take a sh1t in a pyrex dish on her face.Fcukin dirt bird.

stephen_k · 24-03-2012 1:00pm

What I think of this thread

frag420 · 24-03-2012 1:16pm

Was seeing a girl last summer for a few weeks. She was staying at her friends apt and invited me over. After watching g a bit if tv and after a few drinks we started getting it on. Now she gave great oral and part of that was rimming. She was fooking amazing at it. Anyways after doing our thing I decided to head home as my place was around corner and her friend would be back soon. We kissed and that's when I realised how bad my ass tasted!! Holy fook!! I spent the five mind walk home licking my sleeve to get the taste out. When I finally got home I jumped in shower and squeezed a half full tube of toothpaste in my mouth.

Lesson learned!!

LimGal · 24-03-2012 1:18pm

frag420 wrote: »

Was seeing a girl last summer for a few weeks. She was staying at her friends apt and invited me over. After watching g a bit if tv and after a few drinks we started getting it on. Now she gave great oral and part of that was rimming. She was fooking amazing at it. Anyways after doing our thing I decided to head home as my place was around corner and her friend would be back soon. We kissed and that's when I realised how bad my ass tasted!! Holy fook!! I spent the five mind walk home licking my sleeve to get the taste out. When I finally got home I jumped in shower and squeezed a half full tube of toothpaste in my mouth.

Lesson learned!!

Amateur mistake frag:D:pac:

UglyBolloxFace · 24-03-2012 1:19pm

LimGal wrote: »

no but I have her email its www.durtybiatch.com

O....kaaaay. That explains why you probably don't receive any emails.

Whats the most disgusting/perverted thing your mates told you they have done?

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