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Whats the most disgusting/perverted thing your mates told you they have done?

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  • #252
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    If you wanted it you should have put a rim on it?


  • #253
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    For **** sake!
    How out of touch with reality are you?

    Boboo88 and Duffman are the only people that have stood up for you in the last five pages?

    Because we have a sense of humour and aren't women.


  • #254
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Look Duff man, After hours is not just for light hearted discussion. And I am happy with the discussion on this thread. If you're not happy, you report it and stop dragging this thread off topic.
    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Report me so.

    The playground is that way >>>>>>>>>



    That story with the tub of butter is old, but really rank, could you imagine. Oh I feel sick now :(


  • #255
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    AvarusAnimus wrote: »
    I heard this story of a lad at a house party. The owner/host was riding this lads girlfriend on the sly.So the lad took his flora (margarine) from his fridge and went into the upstairs toilet.He carved out the existing butter, took a dump into the empty tub (of margarine) and the placed the flora back over the **** to make it look normal again!!He put it back in the fridge.The host/sly git would have used the flora for a few days before he found a nice brown sh*te in the bottom!Days buttering his bread and butering his spuds..Revenge is best served on toast!!:P


    Have heard this one loads and as usual I vomited in my mouth a little. Jaysus, even an urban myth gets me!


  • #256
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Look Duff man, After hours is not just for light hearted discussion. And I am happy with the discussion on this thread. If you're not happy, you report it and stop dragging this thread off topic.

    Ya he is the one dragging it off topic?Are you for real?


  • #257
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    booboo88 wrote: »
    Im assuming you missed the sarcasm, but out of curiosity how exactly do you know it was him?

    If ya ride 10 guys and get a std, how do you know which one you got it from?

    You have bizarre logic in a story where the guy jizzed into her make-up, 'sure she could have rode 10 other guys'.

    Ok I concede, she could potentially have an STI from another guy.:rolleyes:

    Now tell me, what do you think of the man coming into her make-up?


  • #258
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    For **** sake!
    How out of touch with reality are you?

    Boboo88 and Duffman are the only people that have stood up for you in the last five pages?

    Ok theres a an x up on the top left or right corner, click it if you're that unhappy, your giving out about draggin it off topic, but your the one doing so.
    Grow up


  • #259
    AvarusAnimus
    Registered Users Posts: 5 ✭AvarusAnimus


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    Yeah right, your 'friend' did that.


    Eh where did i say my friend???READ before commenting!!!


  • #260
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Because we have a sense of humour and aren't women.

    How amazingly unexpected - you have a sexist attitude. You should fit right in with the OP and his mates.


  • #261
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Because we have a sense of humour and aren't women.

    Uhm I am in fact a woman :o;)


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  • #262
    AvarusAnimus
    Registered Users Posts: 5 ✭AvarusAnimus


    Brilliant!


  • #263
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    What's funny is seeing how your people fall for the oldest of urban myths, When they grow up, they realise talking about jizzing in inappropriate places ceases to be hysterical. :D


  • #264
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    How amazingly unexpected - you have a sexist attitude. You should fit right in with the OP and his mates.

    Thank. I thought you might have found it funny. Wish you didn't take this thread off topic as it had potential.


  • #265
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    For **** sake!
    How out of touch with reality are you?

    Boboo88 and Duffman are the only people that have stood up for you in the last five pages?

    Jaysus,excuse me if I didnt see the army of posters backing you up!Listen why dont you do everyone a favour and head off down to the ladies club and tell them what bad men are lurking in AHs.We look forward to seeing the burning bras:*


  • #266
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Excellent! - aboutBooboo88


  • #267
    desertstorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭desertstorm




  • #268
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Only in Ireland can a hot debate occur following the posting about the escapades of a miscreants rim job narrative.

    They all have lovely bottoms


  • #269
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    LimGal wrote: »
    Jaysus,excuse me if I didnt see the army of posters backing you up!Listen why dont you do everyone a favour and head off down to the ladies club and tell them what bad men are lurking in AHs.We look forward to seeing the burning bras:*

    Can you come up with an original and funny putdown? :D


  • #270
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    What's funny is seeing how your people fall for the oldest of urban myths, When they grow up, they realise talking about jizzing in inappropriate places ceases to be hysterical. :D

    Wrong it never ceases to be hysterical..............and I am 108 so fook you:D


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  • #271
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Someone please post something funny and ridiculous, this is getting a bit much with the politically correctness


  • #272
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    booboo88 wrote: »
    Uhm I am in fact a woman :o;)

    Apologies. Great to see a sense of humour and it's not just men that like (might not be the right word) this thread.


  • #273
    Evie90
    Registered Users Posts: 92 ✭✭Evie90


    AvarusAnimus wrote: »
    I heard this story of a lad at a house party. The owner/host was riding this lads girlfriend on the sly.So the lad took his flora (margarine) from his fridge and went into the upstairs toilet.He carved out the existing butter, took a dump into the empty tub (of margarine) and the placed the flora back over the **** to make it look normal again!!He put it back in the fridge.The host/sly git would have used the flora for a few days before he found a nice brown sh*te in the bottom!Days buttering his bread and butering his spuds..Revenge is best served on toast!!:P

    I've defiantly heard story from someone before, can't remember who it was though :)


  • #274
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Now tell me, what do you think of the man coming into her make-up?
    booboo88 wrote: »
    Grow up


    He thinks it's an incredibly mature thing to do.


  • #275
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    LimGal wrote: »
    Jaysus,excuse me if I didnt see the army of posters backing you up!Listen why dont you do everyone a favour and head off down to the ladies club and tell them what bad men are lurking in AHs.We look forward to seeing the burning bras:*

    You missed all the posts calling your friends imbeciles and worrying about the state of people posting on After Hours?

    LimGal you've alot to learn.


  • #276
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    Can you come up with an original and funny putdown? :D

    Ya here ya go....Id love to split you open like a tayto bag sunflower........how'd ya like them apples x


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  • #277
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    LimGal wrote: »
    Jaysus,excuse me if I didnt see the army of posters backing you up!Listen why dont you do everyone a favour and head off down to the ladies club and tell them what bad men are lurking in AHs.We look forward to seeing the burning bras:*
    Im all for the bra burning.....
    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Excellent! - aboutBooboo88

    Care to elaborate?


  • #278
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    Only in Ireland can a hot debate occur following the posting about the escapades of a miscreants rim job narrative.

    They all have lovely bottoms

    I have to say that made me laugh. :) Well said!


  • #279
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    LimGal wrote: »
    Ya here ya go....Id love to split you open like a tayto bag sunflower........how'd ya like them apples x

    I said original. Disappointed :(


  • #280
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    You missed all the posts calling your friends imbeciles and worrying about the state of people posting on After Hours?

    LimGal you've alot to learn.

    Goin by your previous posts........your not a teacher by any chance are ya.....its just I get the distinct smell of stuck up tosser?


  • #281
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    LimGal wrote: »
    Jaysus,excuse me if I didnt see the army of posters backing you up!Listen why dont you do everyone a favour and head off down to the ladies club and tell them what bad men are lurking in AHs.We look forward to seeing the burning bras:*

    Where are you? 1971?

    Actually, that explains alot...:cool:


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  • #282
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • #283
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Thank. I thought you might have found it funny. Wish you didn't take this thread off topic as it had potential.
    Never had potential, same old myths rehashed and done several times previously in other threads. Actually the one semi-believeable yarn was the OP's original post.


  • #284
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    booboo88 wrote: »
    Im all for the bra burning.....


    Care to elaborate?

    Yes, I said there were only two people agreeing with him: Duffman and Booboo88, and Duffman said that's because we have a sense of humour and we're not women.

    My 'excellent' was after you said you were in fact a woman.


  • #285
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    R.I.P. After Hours

    Tis been nice reading somewhat funny posts, until the meanies started being mean :(


  • #286
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    LimGal wrote: »
    Goin by your previous posts........your not a teacher by any chance are ya.....its just I get the distinct smell of stuck up tosser?

    LimGal, c'mon... the stories are in the main not true. They really aren't. Your friends are taking the p*ss out of you and are probably having a right laugh at your ignorance.

    Call the next one out on it... don't let them make you a laughing stock :)


  • #287
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    booboo88 wrote: »
    R.I.P. After Hours

    Tis been nice reading somewhat funny posts, until the meanies started being mean :(

    Oh dry your eyes and stop being so melodramatic :D


  • #288
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Before this turned into an online barny I think the "Rim" thing was between two consenting people regardless of the taste issue(no pun).
    "Chapstick-Gate" is something different altogether.
    Not funny and don't think anyone would care for it to be done to them.
    If it was true


  • #289
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    LimGal wrote: »
    Goin by your previous posts........your not a teacher by any chance are ya.....its just I get the distinct smell of stuck up tosser?

    I think you've said more about yourself there then I could even care to in a retort. How old are you, 17?


  • #290
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    LimGal, c'mon... the stories are in the main not true. They really aren't. Your friends are taking the p*ss out of you and are probably having a right laugh at your ignorance.

    Call the next one out on it... don't let them make you a laughing stock :)

    Wow,you really have missed the whole point of this thread.I really hope you are single(probably get banned for this)because you are the epitome of a dry ****e.:)


  • #291
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Youre all fu*ked now.


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