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23-01-2012, 22:25   #496
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this is gold- i don't think I have EVER laughed so much at something on a forum
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Just found this too, sorry if the bump gets folk excited.

Sheer genius, Trent has just peowwwed the last two years of recession depression from my life. I'm a man and he can happen some sex on me anytime he wants.
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13-03-2012, 09:24   #498
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Chapter 1



A man in a hat entered the room. He took off the hat. “It's you!” They all said. At the same time like a class speaking to a teacher. “Hahaha Hello gentleman”, the man in the hat said, putting the hat on the table. “And hello ladies he said. Turning to the ladies and lifting his hat politely. “Leave us alone Trent!” The women said. Perhaps it was because the were angry at him for something he had done in the past, a long, long time ago. Or perhaps it was because he was holding a gun at them! The gun came from nowhere. He had got it out of his pocket and now both bullets were aimed at the people.”Say your prayers!” The man said but one of the men grabbed the gun, knocking the table with the hat on it and some other things on the floor. A vase got broken. Now the gun was in the other hands and we would have to wait and see if it was the right hands.


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got this far, now got to work out what happens next!

Is it called, The Man In The Hat?
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13-03-2012, 10:01   #499
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"The Madman?", I believe.
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"The Madman?", I believe.

Every time someone posts to this thread, I let myself hope that padraiggg is back. He never is
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Every time someone posts to this thread, I let myself hope that padraiggg is back. He never is
Me too.

Oops, sorry.
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When is the audiobook coming out? I'd like to be able to listen to the adventures of Trent whilst knitting.
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Asthma attack going on here!
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When is the audiobook coming out? I'd like to be able to listen to the adventures of Trent whilst knitting.
Sure just use an online text-to-speech converter. It's comedy gold.

Here's Chapter 1

EDIT: and Chapter 2 and Chapter 3 since I'm feeling nice today

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Quality. Read the first few chapters before going to bed last night, ended up reading the whole thing and didn't get to sleep until 4am. Absolutely hilarious
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-poor Trent, his adventure cut short, just like a candle in the window-
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Mod edit. Too soon.

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Sure just use an online text-to-speech converter. It's comedy gold.

Here's Chapter 1

EDIT: and Chapter 2 and Chapter 3 since I'm feeling nice today
Amazing.

Actually on a serious note, who would we get narrate the audiobook? I vote Stephen Fry.
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Amazing.

Actually on a serious note, who would we get narrate the audiobook? I vote Stephen Fry.
I was thinking of Jeremy Irons myself. Perfect voice for Trent
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