My first go - title "The Madman?"

Dapper Dan · 27-08-2010 8:01pm

Simply brilliant Padraiggg, had me in stitches.
Peeeeow.

Jackobyte · 01-09-2010 8:33pm

I need to know if Trent escapes. Come back padraiggg.

Cullen82 · 01-09-2010 9:54pm

Hahaha holy **** He has his own website, Facebook page (with something like 700 members) and **** loads of people following him online.

Question: Is this lad looking to amuse people or is it for real?

Irish Guitarist · 02-09-2010 2:02am

Great story. You may even have introduced a new word to the English language - "SKRRK!".

pappyodaniel · 13-09-2010 5:01am

To me, this stuff is utter genius, although some people may think it to be the ramblings of a retarded retard. Padraig is like a modern day Spike Milligan in my humble opinion.

jobee · 13-09-2010 8:04am

pappyodaniel wrote: »

To me, this stuff is utter genius, although some people may think it to be the ramblings of a retarded retard. Padraig is like a modern day Spike Milligan in my humble opinion.

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Spike Milligan was as daft as a brush, and childish.

pappyodaniel · 13-09-2010 6:44pm

jobee wrote: »

Spike Milligan was as daft as a brush, and childish.

Exactly

Cullen82 · 13-09-2010 6:52pm

pappyodaniel wrote: »

To me, this stuff is utter genius, although some people may think it to be the ramblings of a retarded retard. Padraig is like a modern day Spike Milligan in my humble opinion.

Padraig is GOD

Antilles · 13-09-2010 7:18pm

Trent is God. padraiggg is just his prophet.

MOH · 14-09-2010 2:40am

pappyodaniel wrote: »

To me, this stuff is utter genius, although some people may think it to be the ramblings of a retarded retard. Padraig is like a modern day Spike Milligan in my humble opinion.

I've only read the first few pages, but there's something bizarrely Milliganish about parts of it.

Steeeeeeo! · 22-09-2010 11:04am

Why cant i get in to the blog? i've clicked the link on here and googled the website and i keep getting a bandwith error. sickened cause this is pure class and compulsive reading!!

keep up the good work Padraig!

Steeeeeeo! · 22-09-2010 11:18am

scrap that! read the google cache... cheers Phil106!

this is class... and has to keep going. all the haters are either jealous or just too snobby to admit this lad is on to something!

Trent for Taoiseach!

Blanchboh · 29-09-2010 3:30am

padraiggg wrote: »

SKRRK! SKRRK SKRRK! Somehwere in the distance Trent could hear it. SKRRK! SKRRK! SKRRK! Trent could well remember that noise from the time he was in the army. "I can well remember that noise from the time I was in the army" Trent thought. No time for thinking, he thought. And carried on running. The SKRRK!ing seemed to be getting closer though and Trent knew he must stop and fight or be killed. "Gasp!" Trent gasped. "Corporal Jones?" "Hahaha, yes Trent, I knew you would come here and I knew you knew what the SKRRK!ing was and that you must stop. That's why I did it and why I came here in the first place." Trent wasn't sure whether he should hug him or punch him! Hug him because of the SKRRK!ing wasn't real and he knew he was safe after all, or punch him because he didn't actually like him! He shook the Corporal Jones on the hand. "Hahaha" said Corporal Jones. "Same old Trent!"
This is from when Trent is going to the house, he hasn't picked up his hat and gun yet so he's a bit scared when he hears the noise. He knows what it is, but I don't yet! Any ideas?

Ive read 3 chapters, im not saying I could do any better and it is your first go but its back to the drawing board i think

smcelhinney · 29-09-2010 8:41am

Hah!

To guy above..

The gauntlet is thrown.. let us be the judges.

Cianan2 · 09-11-2010 8:27pm

Anybody else think that this thread should be sent to Tommy Wiseau?

Lockstep · 12-12-2010 11:36am

One of the greatest things I have ever seen on the internet.

Along with
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Necronomicon · 12-12-2010 11:39am

When I saw the bump I thought Trent had been resurrected

we'llallhavetea_old · 13-12-2010 10:59am

"and then john was a zombie"

i lol'd

poindexter · 22-02-2011 1:56pm

long live Trent

Glico Man · 22-02-2011 8:31pm

poindexter wrote: »

long live Trent

I saw that there was a new post in possibly the greatest ever thread on boards, about the greatest ever creation returning for yet another whirlwind adventure where he shoots someone in the face and laughs while having sex with everyone in the room...

but alas no... tis only a "long live trent" comment...

You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir... bravo :mad:

:pac:

Godsentme · 27-02-2011 2:50pm

Padraig could be dead, who knows..

Delorian · 28-02-2011 1:39am

Godsentme wrote: »

Padraig could be dead, who knows..

You're saying... Trent could have killed him? That would be just the kind of thing Trent would do!

padraiggg · 11-03-2011 7:13pm

Chapter 20

oh and this is what happened to trent in chapter 20

http://www.trentsadventures.com/the-madman/chapter-20/

Sir Gallagher · 11-03-2011 7:16pm

The legend returns.

Bonavox · 11-03-2011 7:18pm

You, sir, have made my day.

silvo · 11-03-2011 7:19pm

firstly his hand was attached to a torture machine and not a hungarian supermodel

Yessssssssssss

Sir Gallagher · 11-03-2011 7:21pm

He had used to of been a karate judge before he was a henchman and instinctivly he rated the kick among the finest he had ever seen.

Classic Padraiggg

Glico Man · 11-03-2011 7:56pm

Anyone looking at Trent like that usually would of found themselfs dead or impregnated in the most violent fashion

Classic :pac:

pickarooney · 11-03-2011 8:38pm

Woohoo! Finally some good news

Oryx · 11-03-2011 9:05pm

The bra falling off in swindon just made my day. Thanks padraiggg, ya nutter.

sunflower27 · 11-03-2011 11:24pm

Sheer brilliance.

I laughed so much... incredible.

trent - the ultimate bad boy. Swoon...

:D:D:D:D

Revolution9 · 02-04-2011 3:53am

Best thread on the Internet.

gerrybbadd · 02-04-2011 11:35am

Absolutely amazing!!! Cannot wait for the next chapter.

01-05-2011 4:45pm

Seconded all the above.

jme2010 · 11-05-2011 2:33pm

I've been browsing through boards for the last 3 months, 5 days a week, 8 hours a day in work. And this is hands down the funniest thread on here, maybe the internet.

I've copied all the chapters into a word document and printed them off in work so I can re-read it on the toilet.

LegacyUser · 11-05-2011 2:56pm

Its is a work of raw, unadulterated genius!

jme2010 · 12-05-2011 9:41am

Shulgraine wrote: »

Its is a work of raw, unadulterated genius!

I know, I know, right?

I keep quoting trent to my gf. We'd have a domestic and I'd just think What Would Trent Do?.

SNAPKICK! That shut her up! But now shes died.

zuroph · 19-05-2011 5:30pm

only one person this reminded me of....

Fbjm · 12-06-2011 2:26pm

This should be published, he should totally get this published!

Elmidena · 18-06-2011 10:31pm

Just finished reading the entire thread, and what can I say but there is a god or rather there was a god who was godlike until Trent snapkicked him like Trent would snapkick a god. Subscribed!

Lady Chuckles · 20-06-2011 3:17pm

Epic!!!

I subscribed, and when the adventures of Trent gets published I'll buy meself a signed copy :pac:

Joe10000 · 18-08-2011 11:25pm

I've only found this thread today but it has made me laugh more then anything I've read in a while, definitely has a life as a Ross o Carroll Kelly style column.

Sorry if you've just come in because of this bump and there is no new chapter.

kryogen · 07-01-2012 4:06am

Apologies for the bump but just had to say this is the best thread I have read in a long long time on these boards!

Trent you ****in hero

Fiend-Foe · 17-01-2012 2:10pm

I have just discovered this thread, gold.

It should be obligatory to use google chrome in an incognito window when reading this thread.

It's unsettling yet reassuring being watched by those eyes.

And as I am a man I would surely be killed not sexed.

wp_rathead · 23-01-2012 11:25pm

this is gold- i don't think I have EVER laughed so much at something on a forum

MyStubbleItches · 13-03-2012 2:19am

Just found this too, sorry if the bump gets folk excited.

Sheer genius, Trent has just peowwwed the last two years of recession depression from my life. I'm a man and he can happen some sex on me anytime he wants.

joseph brand · 13-03-2012 10:24am

padraiggg wrote: »

Chapter 1

A man in a hat entered the room. He took off the hat. “It's you!” They all said. At the same time like a class speaking to a teacher. “Hahaha Hello gentleman”, the man in the hat said, putting the hat on the table. “And hello ladies he said. Turning to the ladies and lifting his hat politely. “Leave us alone Trent!” The women said. Perhaps it was because the were angry at him for something he had done in the past, a long, long time ago. Or perhaps it was because he was holding a gun at them! The gun came from nowhere. He had got it out of his pocket and now both bullets were aimed at the people.”Say your prayers!” The man said but one of the men grabbed the gun, knocking the table with the hat on it and some other things on the floor. A vase got broken. Now the gun was in the other hands and we would have to wait and see if it was the right hands.

got this far, now got to work out what happens next!

Is it called, The Man In The Hat?

pickarooney · 13-03-2012 11:01am

"The Madman?", I believe.

Antilles · 13-03-2012 11:38am

pickarooney wrote: »

"The Madman?", I believe.

Every time someone posts to this thread, I let myself hope that padraiggg is back. He never is

ShooterSF · 15-03-2012 8:36pm

Antilles wrote: »

Every time someone posts to this thread, I let myself hope that padraiggg is back. He never is

Me too.

Oops, sorry.

My first go - title "The Madman?"

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