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Stranger: oh ****, is that you josh?!
You: Yeah!
Stranger: haha what are the odds
Stranger: jess is here too
You: I know so weird, say he to jess for me
Stranger: are you coming out to the party on theusday?
Stranger: go on fcbk
You: Yeah what time
Stranger: around 9 is what we're telling ppl
You: Ok you gona bang someone?
Stranger: i was hoping you..
Stranger: didn't we agree to it?
You: yeah dude sure
Stranger: just bring some extra condoms, jess wants in too
You: **** him he's ugly
Stranger: jessica?
Stranger: lol she's ur ex!
Stranger: listen go on facebook
Stranger: we'lltalk there k
You: exactly
Stranger: luv ya hun
You: Give us a pic
Stranger: http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb234/saltnbattery1642/hot-unc-college-girl.jpg
Stranger: u forgot what i look like?
You: Nah just razzing u!
Stranger: alrighty hun
Stranger: i'll see you soon
Stranger: *muah*
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You: hi
Stranger: hi~
Stranger: are you white person?!
You: yes.
Stranger: oh
You: why?
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Stranger: nice copy and pasting
Stranger: real original
You: thanks thought you'd like it
Stranger: sarcasm, ya heard of it?
You: i pride myself on my originality
You: now where did i put that dictionary
Stranger: oh that's clever
You: like a cat
Stranger: not quite
Stranger: those things are geniuses
You: Sure are! Prefer dogs myself tho
Stranger: I hate you
You: I hate me too...... walks away with head hanging down in shame
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: what an emo!
You: hate is such a strong word
Stranger: that's why I use it
Stranger: no witty response?
You: <insert witty response>
Stranger: if only it were that simple
You: yeah! *sighs*.... check out boards.ie for more wit
Stranger: you can't get your wit from others
Stranger: it has to be natural
You: How can you obtain this natural wit you speak of
Stranger: you just have it
Stranger: or you don't
You: do i have it mr.stranger
Stranger: I don't think so, but I'm not qualified to judge
You: would you consider yourself as witty mr. stranger man
Stranger: I would, but I guess my assesment is a bit biased
You: slightly... so where ya from
Stranger: Canada
You: Nice! I once knew a girl from Canada
Stranger: "once new a girl" eh?
Stranger: wink wink
Stranger: nudgde nudge
You: well i worked with her.... (no inuendo's please)
Stranger: "worked with her" did you?
You: From Halifax
Stranger: I bet you worked on all kinds of things together
You: Yeah the coffee machine, the cash register
Stranger: kinky stuff
You: indeed... Oh i'm from Ireland btw
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: anywhay
You: whistles
Stranger: *cricket sounds*
You: taps foot on ground while looking at ground
Stranger: *looks at watch repeatedly*
You: *takes out mobile phone(cell) and presses random buttons*
Stranger: well, if we're not talking anymore, I guess I'll go
You: nice weather were havin
Stranger: boring!
Stranger: goodbye
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 yes please anywhere
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey 17 m wants sexy girl with pics
You: ok
You: if you answer me one hot question
Stranger: anything
You: cool
You: actually two
Stranger: ok
You: (they're both related)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go ahead
You: http://www.littleblackcherry.co.uk/ekmps/shops/yasmilena/resources/image/natural%20scene%20girl.jpg
You: that's my clothed pic btw
You: ok
You: so
You: have you ever seen your mom's pussy?
You: how hairy was it?
Stranger: yes and it was nasty
Stranger: and hairy
You: hahahaha
Stranger: dont wanna think of it
You: good job
Stranger: your hot!!!!!!!!
You: i'm fapping to this btw
You: and that's not me
Stranger: why not
You: so tell me about your mother's pussy
You: what age were you at the time?
Stranger: only if you send me naked pics
You: i'm too busy fapping tbh
You: this is hot
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Just had the wierdest one yet, I think someone created a code to allow multiple users chat in Omegle, I actually thing it is genuine because the command information displays immediately, its not a copy and paste job, plus there is no "stranger is typing" displaying at the bottom as usually happens. I'm still using it, this is it so far:Connecting to server...
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Stranger: Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: Darwin
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
You: Darwin
Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Don't use punctuation:
Stranger: What color is the sky?
You: blue
Stranger:
Welcome to the chat!
Stranger:
NOW WITH USERNAME COMPLETION: you only need to type the first few letters of a name to kick or PM.
Stranger:
Type /help if you're confused.
You: /help
Stranger:
This is a bot that allows you to have a chat with multiple strangers (7 at max). It is not affiliated in any way with Omegle. It was just made by a nerd with no life. You can view part of the code at http://pastebin.com/f6d42bbac. It's in Python!
Stranger:
Your admin for today is: [admin]caleb. Admins cannot be kicked, and have OVER 9000 kick votes.
Stranger:
If you want to contact the creator, his email address is thehyphenator9@gmail.com
Stranger:
For a list of commands, type /commands.
Stranger:
brit has joined the chat!
Stranger: brit: hi
You: /commands
Stranger:
Commands:
Stranger:
/list - lists all usernames.
Stranger:
/info - provides info about this.
Stranger:
/name - shows your username.
Stranger:
/me - sends text in the third person, just like in IRC.
Stranger:
/kick <username> - votes for kicking someone. Once they get 3 votes, they're out.
Stranger:
/unkick <username> - does the opposite.
Stranger:
/getkick <username> - get how many kick votes someone has.
Stranger:
/msg <username> <message> - sends a private message to someone.
Stranger:
/nick <new name> - changes your name to new name.
Stranger:
brit disconnected, getting another stranger...
You: /list
Stranger:
List of all usernames:
Stranger:
[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin
You: /name
Stranger:
Your username is: Darwin
You: /info
Stranger:
Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
You: hello
You: /msg<caleb><hi>
Stranger:
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Stranger:
JohnnyWilko1 has joined the chat!
Stranger: JohnnyWilko1: Hi
Stranger: JohnnyWilko1: IT'S OVER 9000!!!1!!!
Stranger:
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You: is this real?
You: /users
Stranger:
Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
You: /list
Stranger:
List of all usernames:
Stranger:
[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin
You: /kick bigsexy69
Stranger:
bigsexy69 has 1/3 kick votes.
You: /kick bigsexy69
Stranger:
You have already voted to kick bigsexy69.
You: oh
Stranger:
Jonasbrothurs has joined the chat!
You: /msg caleb Hi
Stranger:
Username not found.
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Jonas
You: /msg Jonasbrothurs Hello
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: but the fires in our heartw
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Hearts
Stranger:
hahaha has joined the chat!
Stranger: hahaha: diediediedie
Stranger: hahaha: die
Stranger:
hahaha disconnected, getting another stranger...
You: dude, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Joe jonas > sex
You: wtf is this?
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Nick jonas > sex
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Kevin jonas > life&sex
Stranger:
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Stranger:
doggy has joined the chat!
You: this is odd
You: but i like it
Stranger:
Penis has joined the chat!
You: /me hmmm
Stranger: Darwin hmmm
Stranger: Penis: So guys.
Stranger: Penis: Wanna have gay sex?
You: /info
Stranger:
Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
You: /getkick Darwin
Stranger:
Darwin has 0/3 kick votes.
You: /list
Stranger:
List of all usernames:
Stranger:
[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin, doggy, Penis
Stranger:
lalaland has joined the chat!
Stranger: lalaland: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Penis: Hi. Wanna have gay sex?
You: no thanks
You: /kick Penis
Stranger:
Penis has 1/3 kick votes.
Stranger: Penis: I'm going to gay rape you then.
Stranger: Penis: Bend over or I'll make you.
Stranger: lalaland: hey penis!
Stranger: lalaland: dont be so sexist!
Stranger: Penis: Hey.
Stranger: Penis: I'm not.
Stranger: lalaland: okii
Stranger: Penis: Darwin, I don't see you bending over.
You: oooh, too quick
Stranger: lalaland: you seem like a nice fella
Stranger:
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You: not real
Stranger: Penis: Guess he only likes sexists.
Stranger: Penis: What are you talking about?
You: those replies were too fast
Stranger: Penis: Which? Lalas?
You: when u replied "I'm not"
Stranger: Penis: I'm a fast typer
You: no way
You: it only just appeared
Stranger: Penis: Yep
Stranger: Penis: Sorry
Stranger: Penis: Yep
Stranger: Penis: Sorry.
You: you had like 1 second
You: impossible
Stranger: Penis: Yep. Sorry.
Stranger: Penis: Not really.
You: I'm suspicious
Stranger: Penis: That's nice, dear.
You: had me going though
You: fair play
Stranger: Penis: What does it matter if that one specific reply was fake anyway? It answered the implication.
Stranger: Penis: And the rest of this is obviously not fake
You: It is well done
You: I'll give you that
Stranger: Penis: What the hell are you talking about?
Stranger: Penis: Honestly
Stranger: Penis: Ask me a question and I'll answer it.
You: You had me going
You: seriously
Stranger: Penis: *facepalm*
Stranger: Penis: Right.
You: lol
Stranger: Penis: *sticks his cock in your ass*
You: I should have gotten suspicious when no Chinese people appeared
You: oh dear
You: I was owned
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
Stranger: Penis: *pulls out and ejaculates all over your ass*
You: well done
You: /list
Stranger:
List of all usernames:
Stranger:
[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin, doggy, Penis
Stranger: Penis: Thanks.
Stranger: Penis: I know I'm a little quick, but
Stranger: Penis: I usually touch all the right spots
Stranger: Penis: Want a reach around?
You: no thanks
Stranger: Penis: *sticks his cock back in your ass*
Stranger: Penis: *massages your cock with one hand and gropes your balls with the other*
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts repeatedly*
You: what balls?
You: girls don't have balls
You: lol
Stranger: Penis: Yes they do.
You: whatever
Stranger: Penis: You've never seen yourself naked?
Stranger: Penis: Right.
Stranger: Penis: Whatever.
Stranger: Penis: I like how you didn't deny that girls have cocks though.
Stranger: Penis: So you're a tranny?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Penis: Howdy.
Stranger: [admin]caleb: this chat room was a bitch to set up
You: <msg>caleb hello
Stranger: Penis: I bet.
Stranger: [admin]caleb: and I stayed up all night to get it going
Stranger: Penis: [admin]caleb: just like my mom. my mom is a bitch. especially when i suck her cock.
Stranger: [admin]caleb: but fell asleep a couple hours ago
Stranger: Penis: Quotes from our private messages.
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: hello people
Stranger: Penis: No one likes Europeans.
You: I'm European
Stranger: [admin]caleb: **** that, I'm cool with Europeans
Stranger: Penis: Well then no one likes you either.
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: : )
You: actually this might be genuine
Stranger: Penis: : (
Stranger: bigsexy69: I'm european too
Stranger: bigsexy69: I'm from Poland
Stranger: Penis: Germany was here
Stranger: [admin]caleb: cool
Stranger: Penis: Poland is a ******
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: I'm from Estonia
You: IRELAND!!!
Stranger:
Penis has 9002/3 kick votes.
Stranger:
Penis disconnected, getting another stranger...
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: hahah
Stranger: [admin]caleb: lol
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: over nine thousand kick votes
Stranger: bigsexy69: haha
You: +1
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: ok movie started, I'll be back after some time
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: don't kick me
Stranger: [admin]caleb: ok
You: how was this done?
Stranger:
username1 has joined the chat!
Stranger: [admin]caleb: this is a python script that I'm running on my pc
Stranger: [admin]caleb: Basically, it connects to omegle several times
Stranger: username1: ok
Stranger: [admin]caleb: So I'm individually connected to all of you
Stranger: username1: and?
Stranger: username1: what can you do?
You: oh ok
Stranger: [admin]caleb: it takes all of your text and my text and sends it to everybody
You: i see
You: you wrote the script?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: also, I did not make the script but I got it from the guy who did
You: o
Stranger: username1: ingenious
Stranger: [admin]caleb: It's pretty useful
You: why?
Stranger: username1: why?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: this chatroom has been going since some time early this morning (eastern time)
You: ok
Stranger: username1: how many people are in it?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: Just because talking to one person gets boring after a while
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Stranger: hey , can we continue connect? (keep the touch)
Stranger: no ?
You: Maybe
Stranger: ??
You: Is this where you send me your messenger link, and you're really a Russian prostitute and then you keep sending me emails telling me that I could have a bigger penis?
Stranger: Yes
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You: Hi
Stranger: damn whos a sexy bitch
You: where ya from
You: Im a sexy bithc
Stranger: good. top or bottom
You: eh
You: i think you'll find thats homo talk!
Stranger: boy or girl
You: boy
You: that matters why
Stranger: are you gay
You: no i am not, Are you?
Stranger: no im a girl, haha,
You: k
You: bit odd arent u
Stranger: do u wanna have cyber sex?
Stranger: i've been told im good
You: i just had real sex
Stranger: even better
You: with a real person
You: well i think she was real
Stranger: are you horny
You: na sleepy now
You: and hungry
You: are you
Stranger: VERY
You: Sure go pull the box outta yourself
Stranger: ..?
You: pull your box off
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Stranger: hey
You: lo
You: im hungry]
Stranger: lol
Stranger: me too
You: what ya goina hve
You: have
Stranger: nothin
Stranger: u??
You: Boiled egg and toast
Stranger: cool
You: Then cut the grass
You: wher eu at
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: irekand
Stranger: irekand?
Stranger: whrs that?
You: ireland
You: beside UK
Stranger: oh ok
You: you shoudll know loads of your friends are here
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: huh?
You: yep they make crappy sambwiches and piss me off
Stranger: hahaha
You: why do you guys all smell
Stranger: :S
Stranger: u...r stupid
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You: f?
Stranger: yeh
You: can i ask you a question?
Stranger: yeh
You: do you ever stick objects up your vagina for sexual pleasure?
You:and if so, what?
Stranger: no
You: no?
Stranger: can i tell u something
Stranger: just so guys get this in to their heads
You: yes
Stranger: girls do not need to masturbate in anyway
Stranger: it hurts to stick things up there
Stranger: so why on earth
You: really?
Stranger: would they do that
Stranger: yes
You: then why do people go on about cucumbers all the time?
Stranger: that is why when ur having sex with a girl u give her pleasure then u get urs
Stranger: because they r whores
Stranger: and do it to impress guys
Stranger: girls don't need to masturbate like guys do
You: so it's not actually enjoyable?
You: wait!!!!
Stranger: no
You: are you saying straight up vaginal sex
You: isn't pleasurable for girls?
Stranger: yes i'm saying it hurts
You: wtf?
Stranger: just like anal sex does as well that hurts wayyy more though
You: then why would girls sleep around with guys then?
You: if they didn't enjoy it
Stranger: because she does it for them
Stranger: ok ok a whore does it
Stranger: cause they have no respect for themselves
Stranger: and something has happened to them
Stranger: that makes them want to get pain
Stranger: so they could either get depressed
Stranger: or be a whore
You: I don;t understand. Why would a girl have a one night stand?
Stranger: or do something else
You: i can understand if she loved a guy
Stranger: that honestly i don't know
Stranger: who understands sluts?
Stranger: i don't, i hate them
You: being a girl, i thought you'd understand them better than me
Stranger: yeh sorry
Stranger: if i was a slut
Stranger: i would tell u
Stranger: i'll tell u though
Stranger: when u get married
Stranger: and ur wife is like 35
You: i want to have sex with her every night
Stranger: and u got married when she was like 25
You: yes
Stranger: then she would enjoy sex
You: would it not still be painful?
Stranger: yep that's how it is after awhile it doesn't hurt
Stranger: no
Stranger: how do guys no know this
Stranger: not**
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: how old r u
You: honestly
You: 21
You:
Stranger: ok for own good
Stranger: when ur having sex with a girl
You: everyone says that women get as much pleasure from sex as men do
Stranger: please her first
You: some people even say they get more
Stranger: that is so so sos sosososo not true
Stranger: they r probs men who say that to make themselves feel better
Stranger: why don't u go ask ur mum
Stranger: she would tell u the same thing i am
You: ewww]
Stranger: can u go tell ur guy friend's as well i hate how they don't know this
You: why would i talk to my mum about sex?
Stranger: meh i don't know
Stranger: some guys do
Stranger: some don't
Stranger: ok anyway
Stranger: have u learnt something
You: yes
You: thank you
Stranger: pleasure
You: but i think you are a troll
Stranger: no i'm just very smart
You: when i have sex with my woman i'm just going to have sex with her
Stranger: and i'm telling u the truth
You: no messing around
Stranger: man **** u
Stranger: ur so selfish
Stranger: it's guys like u
Stranger: no wonder woman get sad
You: but i'd still love her
Stranger: ur to damn slefish
Stranger:and r run by ur dicks
You: hey c'mon
You: you don't realise all the stuff guys do for girls
Stranger: it's true
You: that they take for granted
You: sex is our reward
Stranger: scientifically there is a nerve running from ur dick to ur head so honestly all guys r dickhead
You: now i'm really thinking you are a troll
Stranger: oh please tell me what u do that is so ****ing great?
Stranger: u chat up a girl just to **** her
Stranger: then u leave her
You: you don't know me
You: why would i leave her?
Stranger: i'm using at an example...
You: I don't think girls can fall in love the way guys can
Stranger: i agree with that
Stranger: GUYS DONT FALL IN LOVE
You: hahaha
Stranger: they just want to **** everythng that moves
You: if you're trying to pretend you're not a troll you've just lost
Stranger: i don;t care what u think
Stranger: u know what
Stranger: i just did u a favour by telling u
Stranger: wasting my precious time
Stranger: and now ur being rude
You: you're saying that guys can't fall in love
Stranger: god ur just like a player
You: i find that offensive
Stranger: but they don't
Stranger: yeh u should it is
Stranger: look i'm sorry
Stranger: i love guys
Stranger: but i ****ing hate them
You: hahaha
You: methinks you are a dyke
Stranger: dude i'm not a lesbian
Stranger: but cool i know i'm not
You: why are you so bitter then?
Stranger: if u think i am i don't care
Stranger: long story
You: if you ever end up going out with a guy
You: who is actually in love with you
You: then you'll understand what i mean
Stranger: that could never happen
Stranger: i think woman that have boyrfiends r robots
You: guys do an aweful lot for girls that girls take for granted
Stranger: guys can never be commited
Stranger: it's just a myth
You: hahaha
Stranger: ok dude i will agree with u
Stranger: only if u tell me what they do
You: I don't know, they're looknig out for her, protecting her.
You: going out of their way to make her feel comfortable, buying her stuff ect.
Stranger: i had a boyfriend for 2 months and not once did he buy me a thing
You: 2 months?
Stranger: that's only a robot man
Stranger: they r not true
You: clearly there were no feelings involved
Stranger: clearly on his part
Stranger: ****ing bastard
Stranger: not u him
Stranger: god anyway all i'm saying
Stranger: that where i live
Stranger: guys **** girls
Stranger: leave them
Stranger: then they bitch
You: obviously you're going for the wrong guys
Stranger: they r all man whores
Stranger: but hey if u aren't like that
You: if you meet them in a club yes
Stranger: if u r one of those amazing ones that buys the woman stuff and treats her really really good
Stranger:then at the end of the day
Stranger: u can **** her as much as u like
Stranger: cause u have done that
You:
Stranger: it's different when u r actually nice
Stranger: obviously i am
Stranger: can i say something
Stranger: guys don't realise one thing
Stranger: girls love sweet guys
Stranger: if u r sweet and treat her well
Stranger: she will do anything
Stranger: and u will get soo many girls
You: i don't want so many girls
You: i only want one
Stranger: well see
Stranger: that is cute
You: hahaha i wouldn't call myself a sweet guy
You: have you forgotten how i started this conversation?
Stranger: yep i totally have
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: well u were probs ****
You: no
Stranger: hey there can be nice guys who ****
You: i'm in the college computer rooms
Stranger: haha oh
You: besides i already wanked this morning
You: before i got out of bed
You:
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: alright now it's my turn
Stranger: what honestly do guys want in a girl
You: a girl who is not a bitch
You: or bitter towards men
You: who has respect for them
Stranger: hey i keep this all locked in side of me when i meet guys
You: and is emotionally stable
Stranger: any girl can be a bitch
Stranger: and guys r the one to talk
Stranger: they r so bitchy
Stranger: bunch of ****ing fags
You: i don't bitch
Stranger: yeh that's just what u think
Stranger: as if u don;t bitch about some whore to ur mates
You: if i have a problem with what someone is doing
You: i will say it to their face
You: like a man
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: I am 17
You: cool
Stranger: are you give msn make friend
Stranger: ???
Stranger: pls
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Stranger: hey
You: woof
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Stranger: hello
You: hi joe
You: i thought you had gone
Stranger: i hadn;t gone
You: ok- so what were you saying about your dad anyway, where you help him hide the body? arent you worried about fingerprints?
Stranger: um
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: hi
You: i look for husband
Stranger: sexy girl?
You: you look for wife?
You: i can be wife
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ageE?
You: i dont understand
Stranger: age?
You: 51
Stranger: bye
You: i dont understand
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Stranger: HI
You: would you be my boyfriends
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: wales
Stranger: SORRY I'm from Taiwan
You: but i love you
Stranger: so?
You: BUT I LOVE YOU I NEED A BOYFRIEND
You: MY ONE BROKE UP WITH ME
Stranger: so?
You: I HAVE TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS
Stranger: so?
You: ILL LET YOU FEEL MY BOOB
Stranger: No!
You: i only have one atm but the otherone will grow soon
Stranger: 我跟本看不懂你再說3小
Stranger: 請說 中文 謝
You: i love you too xxx
Stranger: 干我闢室
You: THATS A GREAT IDEA- LETS HAVE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You: hi there
Stranger: MLIA
You: ok
You: FML
Stranger: no.
Stranger: FML is whingey
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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: not good my dog just died:(
Stranger: really im sorry what happened?
You: it was the alcohol killed him!
Stranger: Your dog drank alcohol????:O
You: No he got hit by a budweiser truck
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Stranger: hello are you gay or bi male on MSN with a CAM ?? I m male 17
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This is brillant,from last night!
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You: hi
Stranger: do u lv me
You: ya
Stranger: ur male
You: i love you like a fat kid loves cake
You: im female
Stranger: m/f??
Stranger: ohh
You: yes
Stranger: i was scared..if u wer not female...'cuz i m not a gay
You: im a female dont worry
You: wat ur name
Stranger: thnxx
Stranger: sush
Stranger: ur??
You: laura
You: age
Stranger: wow..beautiful name
Stranger: 21
Stranger: u?
You: thank you so much
You: im 19
Stranger: great
Stranger: my lv was true then
Stranger:
You: what do you mean?
You: do you believe in fate?
Stranger: some wat...but still waiting
Stranger: to meet u
Stranger:
You: lol
You: where you from?
Stranger: kidding ..dont worry
You: lol
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: humour i love it
You: im from bangladesh
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: cool
You: are you in IT?
Stranger: wats ur height
You: im 5'9
You: what about you?
Stranger: yeah...how do u know dat.......i m doing my bachelor's degree in IT
Stranger: i m short...around 5' 10'
Stranger:
You: because India is becoming a knowledge economy
Stranger: ohky
You: with IT and science
Stranger: but recession is spoiling everything here
Stranger:
Stranger: wat abt u??
You: im a website designer
Stranger: great i love dat work...i have a subject.."web technology" this semester
You: im designing a new website at the moment
Stranger: good
You: you wanna have a look and tell me if its good?
Stranger: yeah sure...cud i see u in dat site??
You: yeah there is a nice pic of me in it
Stranger: give me the link
You: www.meatspin.com
Stranger:
Stranger: jus wait i m jus lookin at it...so dont go
You: ok
You: watch the video
You: im in it
Stranger: dats horrible
You: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
You: FIXED YOU
You: LMAO
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Howdy
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: sala
You: why does that matter? we'll never see each other anyway
You: what's sala?
You: do you want a salad?
Stranger: stop asking q's
Stranger: bharwa
Stranger: tel me f/m
Stranger: f/m?
You: questions are great and what's bharwa, I like your gibberish ways
You: f/m you say? yes I do play football manager, do you???
Stranger: o just **** offffffff
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Stranger: hi
You: feck off if you're chinese
Stranger: no i`m from holland
You: thank god
Stranger: you
You: ireland
Stranger: o nice
You: are you from amsterdam?
Stranger: no
You: rotterdam?
Stranger: no
You: ajax?
Stranger: no
Stranger: from Echt
You: echt and sketch?
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Some shíthead from Kilkenny got me good.
Stranger: Knock knock
You : Whos there?
Stranger : Disco
You : Disco who?
Stranger : Disconnected
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You: um bongo
Stranger: hey ya
You: hey ya!
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: m
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Kansas
Stranger: pretty far away from where i come from
Stranger: im from poland
You: Oh wow
You: very far
You: I'm a singer
Stranger: yeah
You: what do you do?
Stranger: im in advertising business
Stranger: singer!
Stranger: is it possible i know u?
You: you could advertise me hahaha
You: You might! I'm pretty well know in America and on the internet
You: Would you like to see my myspace?
Stranger: yeah, sure
Stranger: send me link please
You: http://www.myspace.com/tinaecmusic
You:
You: i hope u like my songs
You: and maybe become fan?
Stranger: i\'ll see it right away!
You: thank you!
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Stranger: iam going to kill myself
Stranger: )':
Stranger: **** my LIFE
You: Oh noes!
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You: ahoy ahoy
Stranger: have you ever seen a narwhale?
You: yes, several times
Stranger: what in person
Stranger:
You: yeah just last week in fact
Stranger: WHY MUST YOU TURN THIS PLACE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES
You: i'm not a liar, but there's no way i can prove myself so unfortunately I can't change your opinion!
You: Do you think this website flies in the face of everything your parents taught you?
Stranger: My parents never taught me not to talk to strangers. Did yours tell you not to
You: yeah but ironically they had kidnapped me at the age of 4 from my natural parents, they said it was the best way to teach me not to talk to strangers
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Stranger: i like ur mom
You: my daddy said im not allowed to talk to strangers...
You: my moms your mom
Stranger: so we are brothers
Stranger: or sisters:)
You: thats disgusting...
Stranger: or both
You: we'll never know...
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Stranger: 21/f/uk looking to trade pics with other females.
You: is sex wrong?
Stranger: never
You: my mammy says it is
You: i will trade pics
Stranger: what is your name?
Stranger: hornyanna123@live.co.uk
You: madeline
Stranger: that is my email
You: im 12
You: what age are you
You: do you like 12 year olds?
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: sorry
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Stranger: hi
You: its my birthday
Stranger: horny ??
Stranger: happy b-day
You: have you a present for me?
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger:
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 12 today
Stranger:
You: what is horny?
Stranger: if u send me a pic of u, i wiil have a big present for you
Stranger: can u send??
You: i think so
You: mammy took a picture of me today so i will send that
Stranger: ok
You: theres a picture of me with my friends on a website
Stranger: ok
You: lemonparty.org
You: my friends mammy set it up for us
Stranger: is it sexy ??
Stranger:
You: maybe you wont like it
You: tell me what you think
You: not sexy
Stranger: omg! u look very ugly
Stranger: U R VERY UGLY0
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