One-Liner Jokes

you must be jelly................ cos jam just dont shake like that:D:D:D:D

Doctor Doctor, I think I keep thinking I'm a moth

But I'm a dentist!

Yeah, I know, but... your light was on...

A Nose walks into a bar and asked for a large beer

The barman says sorry I can't serve you ........youre out of your face !

Just bought the wife a new bag and belt for her birthday ........................................The hoover works a treat now

A cat falls in a pool,a rooster laughs! Moral of the story:a wet pussy makes a cock good

BOBFOC = Body of baywatch face of crimewatch

Assassins do it from behind.

Chess players mate better.

Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.

Never assume. It makes an “ass” out of “u” and “me”.

How did the electrician loose all power at home ?
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.He got married !


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.He went back to a single phase .

Man to Barman have you got salty nuts? barman replies no its just the way im walking

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What does DNA stand for?


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National Dyslexic Association

t'is the joke section, what more do you want?

Jay D wrote: »

t'is the joke section, what more do you want?

Wheres your sense of humour ? Its a Dyslexic joke

AND Andorra (International Auto Identifier)
AND Any Day Now
AND Alpha Numeric Display (aviation)
AND Access Network Design
AND Aid to the Needy Disabled (SSI)
AND Allow Natural Death (medical charts)
AND Association for the Neurologically Disabled of Canada
AND Aircraft Nose Down
AND Active Nutation Damping
AND Automatic Network Dialing
AND Asiatic Newcastle Disease
AND Active Network Diagram

NAD Namibian Dollar (ISO currency code)
NAD National Association of the Deaf
NAD National Advertising Division
NAD North American Datum (used for geographic reference)
NAD Nanggroe Aceh Darussalam (Indonesia)
NAD National Appeals Division
NAD Gonad
NAD Nadir Aperture Door
NAD National Aboriginal Day
NAD National Academy of Design
NAD Network Access Device
NAD New Acoustic Dimension (amplifier)
NAD Naval Ammunition Depot
NAD North Atlantic Division (US Army Corps of Engineers)
NAD Ned's Atomic Dustbin (band)
NAD No Abnormality Detected
NAD No Acute Distress
NAD No Apparent Distress
NAD Nitric Acid Dihydrate



DNA Department(al) Network Administrator
DNA Deoxyribonucleic Acid
DNA Genentech, Inc (stock symbol)
DNA Does Not Apply
DNA Did Not Attend
DNA Do Not Ask
DNA Did Not Answer
DNA Designated National Authority
DNA Data Not Available
DNA Directia Nationala Anticoruptie (Romanian)
DNA Do Not Answer (cell phone)
DNA Defense Nuclear Agency
DNA Digital Network Architecture
DNA Distributed interNet Applications
DNA Did Not Attack (Dana Carvey)
DNA Dermatology Nurses' Association
DNA Digital Nonlinear Accelerator
DNA Do Not Adopt (used by animal shelters to refer to animal abusers)
DNA Do Not Admit

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Steals Clock, Faces Time
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Olympic horse in doping scandal:
The horse was also found to have unusually high levels of test-horse-terone

All is well though and the horse is in a stable condition


They were on class hay drugs

byrner88 wrote: »

If blind people wear dark glases why dont deaf people wear ear muffs

Because blind people's eyes roll all over the place when they talk and as far as I'm aware deaf people's ear's don't roll all over the place when they're talking.

Alas, poor kciroy... I knew him... backwards...

I got an ant farm... them fellas didn't grow ****!

Gotta love Mitch Hedberg