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How good looking are you?

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  • #102
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Sauve wrote: »
    I never understood this ^^
    I'm a girl and it never ever takes me more than an hour to get ready, and that'd be a big deal.
    Shower- 10 mins
    Hair- 15 mins (it's long)
    Make-up/Jewellery 10/15 mins
    Clothes on- 5 mins

    Job done and out you go.
    What more is there to do?!?


    Tape a naggin of vodka to your inner thigh?


  • #103
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Tape a naggin of vodka to your inner thigh?

    please! bouncers never check me cause im friends with them all, so i just put it in my bag!:D


  • #104
    wivy
    Registered Users Posts: 204 ✭✭wivy


    Sauve wrote: »
    I never understood this ^^
    I'm a girl and it never ever takes me more than an hour to get ready, and that'd be a big deal.
    Shower- 10 mins
    Hair- 15 mins (it's long)
    Make-up/Jewellery 10/15 mins
    Clothes on- 5 mins

    Job done and out you go.
    What more is there to do?!?

    See... the problem arises when you don't know which outfit to choose or what way you want your hair to look!
    Then a few pre-drinkies are always necessary!


  • #105
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    TheComeUp wrote: »
    Whereas a lad could put f*ck all effort in to himself, maybe only throwing gel in the hair and a spray of cologne yet he'd look more than less the same he would on a night out.

    That's because women wear makeup all the time and are socially expected to do so. Lads don't. If women all stopped wearing makeup and went around bare faced like lads do all the time you wouldn't have to make any more effort just to go to the shops and we'd see women how they really are and not covered in war paint all the time.

    It's self inflicted and pressure from fashion magazines that have women getting done up just to go to the shops. Lads just roll out of bed and fix their hair with the hands for 2 seconds and that's it, go buy the basics in the shop and don't care if we look like sho1te. Women feel the need to be made up all the time.

    Me though, I'm below average on the looks scale. No one could ever accuse me of being good looking. Even if she had a few bottles of wine on board. I still manage ok though. Must be the silver tongue.


  • #106
    Please Kill Me
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,340 ✭✭✭Please Kill Me


    I'm a pig. Wouldn't get a kick in a stampede, me. :o


  • #107
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Captain Chaos wrote: »
    That's because women wear makeup all the time and are socially expected to do so. Lads don't. If women all stopped wearing makeup and went around bare faced like lads do all the time you wouldn't have to make any more effort just to go to the shops and we'd see women how they really are and not covered in war paint all the time.

    It's self inflicted and pressure from fashion magazines that have women getting done up just to go to the shops. Lads just roll out of bed and fix their hair with the hands for 2 seconds and that's it, go buy the basics in the shop and don't care if we look like sho1te. Women feel the need to be made up all the time.

    speak for yourself! haha


  • #108
    blacklilly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,687 ✭✭✭blacklilly


    I'm good looking, pretty not stunning though but happy enough with the way I look


  • #109
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    speak for yourself! haha

    Wish I could myself, I need a little gel all the time or I look like a fluffy fuzz ball that got hit by lightening. That's even when I get my hair cut shortish. I'm not a 2 or even 3 blade all over guy. Doesn't suite me.


  • #110
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Please Kill Me wrote: »
    I'm a pig. Wouldn't get a kick in a stampede, me. :o

    I wouldn't get a ride in a rodeo :(


  • #111
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Depressing New Years thread.

    "Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone."


    Me : A dog wouldn't lick me.


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  • #112
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    trxking wrote: »
    I train 5 days a week my diet is perfect nice car good fashion sense..
    Look like ben affleck mixed with jeremy remmer mixed with oxlade chamerlain/morrison off norwich..
    So yeah I would say im half decent :D:D:D:D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwRczzDiPtw


  • #113
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    TheComeUp wrote: »
    and there's the whole thing of how long a lad get's ready compared to a girl...takes a lad an hour tops

    Which is about 45 mins too long. Think of your grandads lads and the shame in their eyes if they could see you preening in front of the mirror. That's what i do for a lot of things. What would grandad do? Makes me a better man to be honest. It does make the aftermath of my weekly asphyxiwank horribly guilt ridden however.


  • #114
    starviewadams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    Pretty goddamned ugly.I'm the lad people stand next to in photos to make themselves look more attractive in comparison to me.

    0 serious romantic relationships in my 25 years on this planet would back up my opinion on this too.


  • #115
    leahyl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,334 ✭✭✭✭leahyl


    Makeup just accentuates the positive parts of a womans face - if it's applied correctly - I couldn't imagine it doing the same for a man though which is probably why (the majority of!) men don't wear make up - the rugged look is best :) - not for a woman though - even the smallest amount of makeup does wonders IMO

    But having said that, there are of course women who are breathtaking without a hint of makeup - oh how I hate them....


  • #116
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Brain Stroking wrote: »
    Which is about 45 mins too long. Think of your grandads lads and the shame in their eyes if they could see you preening in front of the mirror. That's what i do for a lot of things. What would grandad do? Makes me a better man to be honest. It does make the aftermath of my weekly asphyxiwank horribly guilt ridden however.

    It's okay, my grandad never showered himself either....


  • #117
    Ishmael
    Registered Users Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    I used to think i maybe scrapped an average but based on recent events, i think "Fruck Ugly" is the reality.


  • #118
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ladies, the only way to find out if a lad loves himself is if he has more pictures of his face than his mickey on his smartphone.


  • #119
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    TheComeUp wrote: »
    It's okay, my grandad never showered himself either....

    The shower was included in your allocated 15 minutes you preening prune-skinned foppet


  • #120
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    It's nice that very nearly 50% think they're at least 'above average'.


    Anyway, I look like a child's drawing of Quasimodo that's been half eaten by a dog.


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  • #121
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Some people are just born crowd pleasers and get lots of attention from others while some can be incredibly attractive in more alternative ways. There cab be a huge divide between your looks and what you feel is your identity.

    Imagine walking down the street and thinking that around 1 in 5 people of the people you are passing think they're below average or ugly.


  • #122
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,192 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    I'd be pretty average I'd say. No male model anyway. :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #123
    wivy
    Registered Users Posts: 204 ✭✭wivy


    I'd consider myself above average... I would get a good bit of attention, compliments etc.


  • #124
    dave3004
    Registered Users Posts: 621 ✭✭✭dave3004


    Stevie G lookalike :(


  • #125
    Randall Floyd
    Registered Users Posts: 906 ✭✭✭Randall Floyd


    Average i'd say, i've often been mistaken for a human.


  • #126
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Randall Floyd wrote: »
    Average i'd say, i've often been mistaken for a human.


    That reminds me of an Irish movie where a guy in fancy dress is mistaken as an alien.

    "Wow, it's like a human penis, only smaller"


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  • #127
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Brain Stroking wrote: »
    The shower was included in your allocated 15 minutes you preening prune-skinned foppet

    So at least 10 mins to shower and 5 to get ready? Jesus I wouldn't have the confidence to go out in just my jocks and soaking hair...


  • #128
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    TheComeUp wrote: »
    So at least 10 mins to shower and 5 to get ready? Jesus I wouldn't have the confidence to go out in just my jocks and soaking hair...

    10 mins to shower?


  • #129
    Cheerful Spring
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭Cheerful Spring


    I've been told i kind of look like this actor a few times
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0124930/

    I have a more spiky haircut though, but i do have the facial hair and tan and build.

    Personally, i only see a slight resemblance between the two of us.


  • #130
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,106 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Not bad and not good, averaaage.

    Gf brings up the average of the couple!


  • #131
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    kfallon wrote: »

    I wouldn't get a ride in a rodeo :(

    You'd get a ride in my place :P

    It's hard to answer, different tastes and all that. I'll upload a photo to some 'judge me honestly' type website later and see what I get!


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  • #132
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    You'd get a ride in my place :P

    It's hard to answer, different tastes and all that. I'll upload a photo to some 'judge me honestly' type website later and see what I get!

    I've seen your pic, great little smile and a right looker :)

    Tbh what is deemed good looking to some might not be to others. It's all about taste and it'd be a boring auld world if we all only fancied the same people.


  • #133
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Brain Stroking wrote: »
    10 mins to shower?

    Yes! Well like shave, good scrub with the soap, shampoo and of course and ol sing...


  • #134
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    TheComeUp wrote: »
    Yes! Well like shave, good scrub with the soap, shampoo and of course and ol sing...

    The 4 "Sh's" before a night out:

    Shit
    Shower
    Shave
    'Shuffle' :o


  • #135
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,004 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0




  • #136
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    On here I've been told I look like Andrew Garfield to Screech Powers, so looks are all relative :) I used to think this was BS but its true.

    In real life I've got shouts ranging from Zac Efron(when I had his old hair) to Will in the Inbetweeners :D

    I know there's girls I think are real hot, and others would be like 'are you serious' Loads of things are at play when it comes to what makes someones looks good.


  • #137
    2rkehij30qtza5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭2rkehij30qtza5


    I don't know how good looking I am. My husband obviously thinks I am very good looking-he tells me all the time and that's all that matters to me!
    I make the best of myself I suppose. I always have my hair nice, makeup, nice clothes, I've a relatively good body.
    My siblings are good looking, one of them in particular. I am definately not as good looking as her I'd say but pah, I don't really care. Just make the best of what nature gave ya...that's all anyone can do!


  • #138
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Eden, you're the only bloke I know who'd fail the driving test for checking your mirrors too often.


    Haha just seen this. I'm not some Geordie Shore kinda ''pretty boy.'' Hahaha, that is the opposite of me :D Dunno how you'd describe my ways ha, I might come across like that but yeah I ain't in love with myself, more of troubled relationship :)


  • #139
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    I'm so good looking, the milk curdled....


  • #140
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I voted for above average but meant to pick average. I'm no prize pig. Not ugly though I don't think ...I hope not anyway.

    Underestimating yourself here IHC!! Positively good looking you should of went for ;)


  • #141
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    feeling a lotta love in AH, good vibes!


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  • #142
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    I don't see a Pat Mustard option in the poll?


  • #143
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Im average..................but my dad works for KPMG


  • #144
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    The shameless flirting in this thread is stomach turning!
    There needs to be a desperate flirting forum on Boards so you can all stay in there and flirt till you drop.


  • #145
    RubyWoo83
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭RubyWoo83


    Dean09 wrote: »
    The shameless flirting in this thread is stomach turning!
    There needs to be a desperate flirting forum on Boards so you can all stay in there and flirt till you drop.

    Are ya feeling a little left out? Telpis :rolleyes:


  • #146
    Lawless2k12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 385 ✭✭Lawless2k12


    http://www.hawkee.com/pictures/m_17643_SJzDF58a28U6LMcqNFwea7VXX.jpg

    Can someone rate me? I can't decide... Did my hair and all for the pic :) Was gonna shave but I look more manly when I don't


  • #147
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Dean09 wrote: »
    The shameless flirting in this thread is stomach turning!
    There needs to be a desperate flirting forum on Boards so you can all stay in there and flirt till you drop.

    Hahahahha


  • #148
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Lawless2k12 wrote: »
    http://www.hawkee.com/pictures/m_17643_SJzDF58a28U6LMcqNFwea7VXX.jpg

    Can someone rate me? I can't decide... Did my hair and all for the pic :) Was gonna shave but I look more manly when I don't


    PM sent ;)


  • #149
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Dean09 wrote: »
    The shameless flirting in this thread is stomach turning!
    There needs to be a desperate flirting forum on Boards so you can all stay in there and flirt till you drop drip.

    Dzuuurrrrty.


  • #150
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    RubyWoo83 wrote: »

    Are ya feeling a little left out? Telpis :rolleyes:
    Yes.
    And I have no idea what Telpis means.


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  • #151
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Haha just seen this. I'm not some Geordie Shore kinda ''pretty boy.'' Hahaha, that is the opposite of me :D Dunno how you'd describe my ways ha, I might come across like that but yeah I ain't in love with myself, more of troubled relationship :)
    Of course you're not in love with yourself. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056500700


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