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Asked my religion in hospital

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭Mistress 69


    Galvasean wrote: »
    I agree. We should burn down the hospital. :)

    No need to burn it down as it will probably close down anyway


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You could always just move one of the Jesus statues. the number of heart attacks and aneurysms from furious Catholics would keep the place open for business indefinitely.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Malty_T wrote: »
    And now you won't be able to sh*t either.evilgrin0046.gif

    Heteropoda_ZZ279_F2649.jpg

    To be honest, if I saw that NOT being able to sh*t wouldn't be the problem...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭Mistress 69


    Malty has some great stock photos... That one is enough to scare the crap out of anyone... Which could be a bit of a problem given where that thing is!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Sarky wrote: »
    You could always just move one of the Jesus statues. the number of heart attacks and aneurysms from furious Catholics would keep the place open for business indefinitely.

    No Jesus statues that I can see!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    efb wrote: »
    No Jesus statues that I can see!

    "There are none as blind as those who will not seethe Jesus statues"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Galvasean wrote: »
    "There are none as blind as those who will not seethe Jesus statues"

    I see dead people...
    ...really must stop turning left into the mourge...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    I was in, for a broken neck, a few months back and got a look of total shock, when I said "No religion"
    Still had the eucharistic minister come around to the bed, at every opportunity though, I guess incase blind fear got the better of me, giving her a chance to prey


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Got offered an incredibly thin wafer this morning- no thanks.

    Didnt offend me and off she went.

    At least she didn't ask for me by name.

    And mam didn't tell the priest so my org record must be RC. I asked them to remove it.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I was asked my religion last time I was in hospital and I said 'none'. The lady wrote it down on the form and said no more.

    Sometimes I hate how little opportunity I have to be indignant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭mehfesto


    kylith wrote: »
    I was asked my religion last time I was in hospital and I said 'none'. The lady wrote it down on the form and said no more.

    Sometimes I hate how little opportunity I have to be indignant.

    I was a student nurse for three years. You'd be surprised how many people say 'no religion' when they're on their own. Not surprised by the amount of auld fellas that will say Catholic when the missus was about! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    I remember years ago a comedian saying that he put down Catholic. Not because he was, but if he declared himself Atheist then everyone shows up to try and do a deathbed conversion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭Caulego


    mehfesto wrote: »
    I was a student nurse for three years. You'd be surprised how many people say 'no religion' when they're on their own. Not surprised by the amount of auld fellas that will say Catholic when the missus was about! :D

    That's an interesting point Mehfesto. Religions, and Roman Catholicism in particular, play hard on sexual themes. Men are more likely to deny that they are religious than women, as the need to feel secure, regardless of the reality or otherwise of that security, is usually strongest in women.
    The priests know this, and that's why men, especially of the older generation, will not easily admit to not being religious in the presence of their wives, as the implied punishment of not keeping in line with the notions of security those women were trained to believe in, is the implied threat of having their sexual rations cut off.
    Women very often unconsciously try to protect both themselves and their children from appearing 'different' from others, so they will react when the imagined loss of such security by way of conformity even appears to be threatened. Even the slightest sign that their husband might indicate that he is a god-doubter in front of the priest, and therefore possibly putting 'her' children at risk of collective ridicule by children of other god-believers, is enough to trigger unreasoned and unconscious reaction against her husband, and he knows what that might mean - no sex, and so he complies and knows his place, if he knows what's good for him. Ever wonder why so many older men seem to live like the living dead in marriages, ruled by their security conscious wives, simply tolerating them because of the shame of what divorce might do to their social image?
    Religion is not some accidental and unplanned control system, but rather a pernicious and calculated methodology of studying human nature at its most animal level, namely self-preservation and reproduction, our two most strongest instincts.
    In earlier decades, men sat on one side of the church at Mass, and women on that other. The women wore scarves, to supposedly cover up their ever-present and 'sinful thoughts', thus sparing God from having to be offended by them, thus ensuring that they 'knew their place'.
    It also served another purpose, as men and women will particularly and naturally look at each other from a sexual viewpoint if they are grouped together by sex, just as in a dance-hall, as it allows comparisons to be made, and it makes sexual selection more obvious, which is more difficult if both sexes are mixed.
    The droning voice of the priest is designed to cause the individual's mind to stop listening consciously, though the subliminal messages of 'obey' and 'fear' and imagined loss, is relentlessly hammered home into their subconscious and unreasoning minds. It also causes them to become bored, and they will tend to look for novelty to ease the boredom, so they would cast their eyes over to the members of the opposite sex, thus allowing their imaginations to work on the 'possibilities' of 'what if?' The priests gained by this manipulation, as they then played on the guilt that these completely natural drives generated, by labelling them as being 'dirty', which resulted in countless damaged and sex-obsessed minds over the generations. All for power, for control for money to the god and his servants, to appease the artificially generated guilt....just like in the casinos, 'the house never loses', as there are always more sheep to be fleeced. The idea that you shouldn't think about sex does just the opposite, as it is impossible not to think about something once it is mentioned, and the harder you try the more you will fail. This causes fear, which is tied in with self-preservation, which is linked with procreation, thus ensuring that many children are produced by way of the parents unwittingly failing to live up to the impossible, as they are simply pawns in a devious game. Children are useful to the Church, as they are necessary to sell things to, to keep the clergy supplied with money and power, and dare I mention the word 'sex'.
    The priest, in his frock, which is worn to hide his sexual excitement at being in charge of so many people, and especially with the eyes of so many children and females giving him full attention, has its own, obvious function, if you get my drift. It's all done in full view but with very few ever understanding the programmed manipulation that is built into the rituals and dressage that come under the false veil of 'religion' as being 'good'. Makes you wonder, doesn't it? ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭Faing


    Nurse, "What religion are you?"
    Me, "Jedi Knight"
    Nurse, "Cool, Me too"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Faing wrote: »
    Nurse, "What religion are you?"
    Me, "Jedi Knight"
    Nurse, "Cool, Me too"

    i thought jedi was the religion
    knight being a title


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Hobbes wrote: »
    if he declared himself Atheist then everyone shows up to try and do a deathbed conversion.
    It's a challenge I would relish as the last breath escaped me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    "I've seen the light! I renounce my faithless ways and I now embrace the doctrine of ... (urk)..."

    You won't be around for the hilarity, but at least your final thought would be a mischevious one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I fully intend to go out on something like that.

    "The light! The light! It's... Wait, Loki? What the... HURRK!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 28 summer21


    Hobbes wrote: »
    I remember years ago a comedian saying that he put down Catholic. Not because he was, but if he declared himself Atheist then everyone shows up to try and do a deathbed conversion.


    I was in hospital recently and after putting down no religion, i had two visits from person giving out communion and one visit from methodist minister who had my name down on piece of paper.
    Clearly he thought i might be looking for religion.
    I politely told him no thanks and good bye.

    Note to hospitals. No religion does not mean looking to be converted.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    summer21 wrote: »
    I was in hospital recently and after putting down no religion, i had two visits from person giving out communion and one visit from methodist minister who had my name down on piece of paper.

    Filthy scavengers...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭The Quadratic Equation


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Filthy scavengers...

    The mask slips again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭The Quadratic Equation


    summer21 wrote: »
    I was in hospital recently and after putting down no religion, i had two visits from person giving out communion and one visit from methodist minister who had my name down on piece of paper.
    Clearly he thought i might be looking for religion.
    I politely told him no thanks and good bye.

    Note to hospitals. No religion does not mean looking to be converted.

    Who tried to "convert" you ?

    Why would you assume it's a giant conspiracy theory ?

    If people get missed during these visits they get angry, if people are not missed during these visits they get angry, why should people not check ?

    E.g. How can you be sure the methodist minister was given anything other than a list of non catholics to work off because the hospital staff were busy with medical work ? How can you be sure he did not take down the list wrong ? How can you be sure those giving out commuinion were given any list of peoples religion because the hospital staff were busy with medical work ?

    Granted it would be great if they had time and money to make up detailed lists print them up and send them weekly and daily to those visiting, but I would prefer medical care was given the priority, rather than hospital staff time was taken up making lists of people seeking to be offended.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Who tried to "convert" you ?

    Why would you assume it's a giant conspiracy theory ?

    If people get missed during these visits they get angry, if people are not missed during these visits they get angry, why should people not check ?

    E.g. How can you be sure the methodist minister was given anything other than a list of non catholics to work off because the hospital staff were busy with medical work ? How can you be sure those giving out commuinion were given any list of peoples religion because the hospital staff were busy with medical work ?

    I would prefer medical care was given the priority, rather than hospital staff time was taken up making lists of people seeking to be offended.
    Every time I read one of your posts I just picture Agent Nelson Van Alden from Boardwalk Empire. If you've ever seen it then you'll probably know that's not a compliment.

    Nelson1.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭The Quadratic Equation


    Every time I read one of your posts I just picture Agent Nelson Van Alden from Boardwalk Empire. If you've ever seen it then you'll probably know that's not a compliment.

    Every time i read one of your posts they seem to be just juvenile ad hominem.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Every time i read one of your posts they seem to be just juvenile ad hominem.
    So's your face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    Maybe they should just not assume that people want religious intervention (from randomers at that)
    If I want their magic beans I will ask for them


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    The mask slips again

    Mask nothing. I don't try to hide my disdain for those who prey on the vulnerable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭The Quadratic Equation


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Mask nothing. I don't try to hide my disdain for those who prey on the vulnerable.

    Explain how they "prey on the vunerable" ?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Explain how they "prey on the vunerable" ?

    You mean explain to you? Because everyone else understands what I was getting at. To be honest, I'm pretty sure you do too.


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