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Right.. can I get a ride out of this?

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  • 28-01-2010 12:40am
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    brummytom
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    I know AH can help.

    There's this girl. There's a prom. There's me, who likes her. She has a boyfriend, but he doesn't go to our school so he's not allowed to the prom. There's a big palava with all my mates hating her, but this is basically the summary.

    She wants to get the limo with me; me and her have got pretty close recently. My mates aren't cock-blocks, so they agreed to let her come, despite hating her with a passion. But riding in a car with her isn't enough...

    I need some ingenius ways to get my end in. Preferably without the use of rohypnol - I'm not made of money.
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    m@cc@
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    brummytom wrote: »
    I need some ingenius ways to get my end in. Preferably without the use of rohypnol - I'm not made of money.

    Is she strong?


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    Overheal
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    I need some ingenius ways to get my end in.
    Wouldnt that be completely backwards? edit: wouldnt that just be buttcheek on buttcheek?


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    TheZohanS
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    tl;dr

    brummytom is looking for a cheap alternative to roofies.


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    brummytom
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    Overheal wrote: »
    Wouldnt that be completely backwards?
    I'm not quite sure what you mean Overheal

    I think to try anal straight away would be pushing it


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    admiralofthefleet
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    duct tape and a bag of lime wont break the bank.


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    Karoma
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    brummytom wrote: »
    I need some ingenius ways to get my end in. Preferably without the use of rohypnol - I'm not made of money.

    Not being mean, but... be someone else completely.


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    Insect Overlord
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    I'll tell you when you're older :pac:


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    Buford T Justice
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    Run her down with the train, that'll subdue her and she'll be all yours.....


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    Rented Mule
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    Do you think she could out drink you ??


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    Abi
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    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm not quite sure what you mean Overheal

    I think to try anal straight away would be pushing it

    Well just to be all polite-like, ask her if she'd like lube. Shes bound to say no, but it'll make you look good ;)


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    m@cc@
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    Karoma wrote: »
    Not being mean, but... be someone else completely.


    The first part doesn't negate the second, just to let you know.


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    John I am
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭John I am


    Easy mate just tell her you will respect her in the morning, that works for me everytime.


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    ScumLord
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    Grow a moustache, get a smoking jacket and learn how to smoke.


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    brummytom
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    Rented Mule wrote: »
    Do you think she could out drink you ??
    She doesn't drink, which is an annoyance


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    Abi
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    m@cc@ wrote: »
    The first part doesn't negate the second, just to let you know.

    I don't mean to be mean.. but are you in the right forum?


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    brummytom
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    Karoma wrote: »
    Not being mean, but... be someone else completely.
    That's just mean :(


    Very true



    But mean :(


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    Oneironaut
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    First mistake: calling it the 'prom'. Now tons of unlikely events will somehow combine to stop you from having the ideal night, instead your transition from boyhood to manhood will be made painfully aware to you, and you'll realise that relationships are complicated. You'll be an indie hit, but you'll be unknown pretty soon and starring in straight to DVD comedies.


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    Overheal
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    brummytom wrote: »
    She doesn't drink, which is an annoyance
    No Alchohol, No Roofies, No substance abuse?'

    Dear lord: You might have to rely on charm and wit! :eek:


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    John I am
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    You sound a regular charmer how could she resist


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    brummytom
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    Overheal wrote: »
    No Alchohol, No Roofies, No substance abuse?'

    Dear lord: You might have to rely on charm and wit! :eek:
    Fuck




    Whenever I'm witty or charming people just think I'm queer.. that might not be the best approach


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    Karoma
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    m@cc@ wrote: »
    The first part doesn't negate the second, just to let you know.

    If it works for racist and sexist people, why not me? You hatin'! You must be a woman.

    Seriously though, she'll just assume he's leaning in for a hug or it's for a bet: she knows he's gay.


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    admiralofthefleet
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    John I am wrote: »
    You sound a regular charmer how could she resist

    you dont know the half of it


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    m@cc@
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    I don't mean to be mean.. but are you in the right forum?

    I don't give a toss if you're mean or not, it's the internet baby! ;)


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    Overheal
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    John I am wrote: »
    You sound a regular charmer how could she resist
    Well thats the wonderful thing about Oxytocin: You can't resist.

    Good luck getting her to take the nasal spray though. Heard about it in PopSci as a way to get information during interrogations.


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    m@cc@
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    Karoma wrote: »
    If it works for racist and sexist people, why not me? You hatin'! You must be a woman.

    Seriously though, she'll just assume he's leaning in for a hug or it's for a bet: she knows he's gay.

    Nah, I just don't like when people use terms like 'no offence'.


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    Local-womanizer
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    Dont forget to get the boyfriend out of the picture.

    Id say run him down in the limo on the way to said prom,once she shes her dead,bloody boyfriend lying in a heap=easy grieving sex ;)


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    grudgebringer
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    As a once (in)famous boardie said before

    Kick her in the face

    That'll work every time :D


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    #29
    c0rk3r
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    brummytom wrote: »
    she has a boyfriend

    What youre doing is pretty scummy behaviour tbh


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    #30
    brummytom
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    Username-in-use wrote: »
    What youre doing is pretty scummy behaviour tbh
    Hi, I'm Tom. You don't come round these parts much, do you?


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    Karoma
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    brummytom wrote: »
    Hi, I'm Tom. You don't come round these parts much, do you?

    A.K.A. _Faithless_


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