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  • 29-06-2010 1:42pm
    #1
    sudoku987
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭


    He stood and stared at the three hundred year old oak tree in the middle of the field, his long black hair blowing in the April breeze and the enormous pink boar beside him munching on the grass.


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    #2
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a pair of long johns hanging off a branch, obviously belonging to one of the many tree fairies that reside in the vast trunk of this grand daddy of a tree and wondered if they were part of a multi pack or were it bought separately?


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    StereoLove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭StereoLove


    He walked over to the tree and looked for a place to put his foot and hand when he started to climb it.


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    #4
    KittyeeTrix
    Registered Users Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    As he climbed slowly and deliberately he let his mind wander back to the decision which had brought him to this point in his quest and he couldn't help but smile as he ventured one step closer to the truth.


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    #5
    Markom5a
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭Markom5a


    Then he fell


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    #6
    sudoku987
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭sudoku987


    As he tumbled through the branches he grabbed at a pair of long johns which had apparently been left out to dry and the fabric being good Donegal tweed they took his weight and he slid gently to the grassy ground.


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    #7
    KittyeeTrix
    Registered Users Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    Although he was stunned by the fall he jumped to his feet and continued to ascend the tree again, this time determined not to lose focus as he was too aware that the future of his village depended on him and him alone


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    #8
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #9
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Yes I'll build a bomb and blow them non believers to hell, no one thought I'd climb this tree and by God I did it!


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    #10
    SadieSue
    Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    He surveyed the landscape and as the wind buffeted his hair he thought.." Pew! Pew pewpew!"


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    #11
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    My new laser gun...feck ... he pulled the trigger gently and it fired... who needs bombs i can shoot all the basterds from here..


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    sudoku987
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭sudoku987


    Examining the long johns which lay on the grass, he realised they were bullet-proof so he quickly pulled them on, picked up his laser gun and thought: "If I can figure a way to locate these invisible enemies I can still save the village".


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    Scarydoll
    Registered Users Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Then he had another thought, 'feckit they can save themselves, I'm gona go get a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob.'


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    #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Suddenly:

    Chartered accountants! THOUSANDS OF THEM.


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    #15
    Deki
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    Marching, row after row, briefcases held before them as shields, they stretched as far as he could see.


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And then they went away.

    *cough*


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    #17
    SadieSue
    Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Not after issuing a sever audit on your laser gun/bullet proof trouser industry.


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    #18
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "How", he wondered aloud, "Had such a promising day come to this?"


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    #19
    SadieSue
    Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    He realised it was because... he touched himself last night.


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    #20
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    While making this face:

    garybusey.jpg


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    #21
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    out of latex and custard...knowing he had stumbled on a new business venture...


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    #22
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    LIMERICK!


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    #23
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    there was a colonel called mustard
    who's face was made from custard
    he climbed a big tree
    long johns at his knees
    fell down and his willy got busted ....


    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

    ah boredom


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    #24
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Teary eyed, he took his busted willy in hand and thought of the good times they'd shared together, like that picnic in the minefields.


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    #25
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    where he discovered the female wharthefúckarewe tribe who helped him to navigate the minefield while carrying his picnic basket and his willy for him


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    #26
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    while the walked through the jeepers creepers field, watching out for the flying scarecrow


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    #27
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    The flying scarecrow was a close friend, so he didn't want to miss him flying past, and as he watched, he remembered that time that they had gotten drunk and nekkid together, remembered it fondly.


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    #28
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    then he tripped and fell into a rabbit hole and woke up naked in a room full of


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    #29
    Star Lord
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    bananas in pyjamas who were coming down the stairs.


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    #30
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    with didgeridoo's strapped to their backs and


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    #31
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    their heads loosely duct-taped to their bodies, but they were in no danger of falling off, for duct-tape is powerful stuff, even when loosely applied.


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