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If Jesus grew up in Limerick

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  • 25-10-2009 1:58am
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    robbie_998
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    tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:


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    Celly Smunt
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    there'd be no english,evil english with their funny protestant ways and evil ideas

    :rolleyes:


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    brummytom
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    Well he'd probably still get crucified


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    citizen_p
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    he would be full of himself






    and no one likes that


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    DarkJager
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    robbie_998 wrote: »
    tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:

    1) He'd be able to handle an AK-47 in a style that would make the Taliban jealous.
    2) He'd walk around saying things like "Well sham, giz a fag there boss" "Hapenning cuz, back from the dead is some sneer sham"
    3) Nike Trackies, Shoes and "Just Do It" t-short (include socks tucked into pants for authenticity)
    4) He'd have never died for anybody because he'd be too skagged to move off Deckies couch.
    5) Bread & Water?? No way. Dominos & Buckfast.


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    K4t
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    robbie_998 wrote: »
    tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:
    He still wouldn't exist.


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    Podge2k7
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    He would of stabbed himself and the leppers would of died.


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    mikom
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    robbie_998 wrote: »
    tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:

    A virgin and three wise men in Limerick............ you must must be jokin'


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    brummytom
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    mikom wrote: »
    A virgin and three wise men in Limerick............ you must must be jokin'

    Plenty of 13 year-old mothers though


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    Jaeger 90
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    Maynooths the holiest town in Ireland


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    DarkJager
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    mikom wrote: »
    A virgin and three wise men in Limerick............ you must must be jokin'

    I will not have you discuss the tree stump and its Hi Ace driving guardians in such crude fashion......


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    The Saint
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    He'd be picking up Hosanna in the Hiace.

    I'll get my toga
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    mega man
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    he would of probably drove around in a civic saying awrite kid..whats happenin??


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    The Saint
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    Probably wouldn't be stopping chicks getting stoned either.

    He'd be turning water into Buckfast.


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    K-9
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    He'd play for Munster.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    The Saint
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    K-9 wrote: »
    He'd play for Munster.

    They fcuking need him at the moment too. :(


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    Insect Overlord
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    He'd use his powers to stop such shite threads as this popping up every weekend...


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    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    If jesus grew up in limerick, he'd have more than holes in his hands :eek:


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    Seloth
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    robbie_998 wrote: »
    tell me what it would be like if our lord grew up in limerick, the holiest city in Ireland :rolleyes:


    You were watching Angelas Ashes werent you.

    I flicked onto RTE for two seconds and it was that scene :p


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    pappyodaniel
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    Typical Limerick bashing.

    But **** it i can't resist. Jesus could not be born in Limerick as it would be impossible to find 3 wise men and a virgin! (ba dum tssss...)


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    robbie_998
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    Seloth wrote: »
    You were watching Angelas Ashes werent you.

    I flicked onto RTE for two seconds and it was that scene :p

    thats hitting the nail on the head ;)


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    CianRyan
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    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    Typical Limerick bashing.

    But **** it i can't resist. Jesus could not be born in Limerick as it would be impossible to find 3 wise men and a virgin! (ba dum tssss...)
    To late, joke's been made.


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    Nodin
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    robbie_998 wrote: »
    If Jesus grew up in Limerick
    ...

    ....nobody would believe the virgin birth.....

    .....the star of bethlehem would have been replaced by the Garda chopper over the gaff...

    ....the three 'wise men' would have thrown their gifts from a speeding Honda Civic...

    ....he would have beaten the money from the lenders in the Temple.....

    .....he'd never have gotten to 33.


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    Fracture
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    I think he is the son of dolorus mcNamara, how else did that luck scumbag win 120 million.


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    That_Guy
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    If Jesus grew up in Limerick then that would mean that Mary and Joseph's Sat-Nav must've been on the blink.

    Bethlehem---Limerick... Fcuk ya Garmin.


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    galwayrush
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    Jaeger 90 wrote: »
    Maynooths the holiest town in Ireland

    What about the townland of wormhole near Moycullen in Galway? ;)


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    AckwelFoley
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    if jesus grew up in limerick he'd be thanking his father he wasnt from dublin

    limerick is an awesome city


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    Johnnnybravo
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    That was some long film!!!


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    Mr. Incognito
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    Actually the historical evidence points towards Limerick.

    -He started a gang
    -At 30 was an unemployed chippie living at home.
    -His mother thought he was God
    -He was born to unmarried parents
    -He was always high and talking to God
    -Turned water into tonic wine- (Buckfast)
    -Never went to mass


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    ElectroJazz
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    worst_thread_ever.jpg


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    baza1976
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    yeah yeah yeah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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