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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    What about (by invitation only) a THINGS THAT DRIVE ME FCUKEN SO DEMENTED I WANT PULL THE HEAD OFF THEIR SHOULDERS AND POUR BOILING PISS DOWN THEIR NECKS, THEN FEED THEM TO CHOLERA INFECTED HYENAS, WHICH ARE NOT ALL THAT HUNGRY thread.

    I love you :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Weird sizing. I was reading some crappy gossip magazines yesterday, a rarity for me, honestly. Anyways there were two comparison photos of Kardasian sisters, stating that they are a UK size 8. The fcuk they are, they have enormous boobs and bums. I'm not a skinny lady, but Jesus, whoever measured them as size 8's must've only measured their rib cages.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    My issue with sizes. It's darn near impossible to buy half sizes in mens shoes/runners. The look of confusion I get some from shop assistants when I ask for a half-size....it's like the first time they've heard of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    My issue with sizes. It's darn near impossible to buy half sizes in mens shoes/runners. The look of confusion I get some from shop assistants when I ask for a half-size....it's like the first time they've heard of it.

    You just can't buy anything without trying it on anymore. Whether it's clothes or shoes. The odds are it'll be either too big or too small, regardless of whatever size it says it is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    My issue with sizes. It's darn near impossible to buy half sizes in mens shoes/runners. The look of confusion I get some from shop assistants when I ask for a half-size....it's like the first time they've heard of it.

    When I was younger my waist size was 31... Why the fcuk do jean manufactures go up in size every 2 inches?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭bboybaboy19


    Dramatik wrote: »
    When you order a take away, you've it all set up and you're ready to get your feed on when you realise that the drink they gave you with it is luke warm :mad:

    wet some kitchen roll and wrap it around your drink, throw it in the freezer. 10 mins and you'll have an ice cold drink :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    People who pronounce the word "train" as "tray yan" or the word "bus" as "booooos".

    Also, people who call a bus a "coach". It's not horse drawn FFS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I'm so setting up a rival TTTAY3 rivalry thread.

    Wouldn't bother, I know some of the mods, I'll get them to delete it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    People who abuse their power & are able to pull strings to get things they want annoy me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    czechlin wrote: »
    Cockroaches scared the bejaysus out of me on my last holiday, they're utterly gross!!

    They are so fcuking fast! I heard they are really hard to kill, not sure how true that is but decided not to experiment. Ugh, give me spiders any day!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭roro1990


    Nevin Maguire's overuse of the word "chiffonade". Makes him sound like a pretentious bellend!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭Ninjini


    The little bit of time between the washing machine cycle finishing and when the door unlocks.

    It's only a few seconds but I stand there and curse the damn machine.

    I think I need a life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Whats the trivial reason in locking a thread on 10,000 posts? is it just another trivial annoying thing that has to be entertained?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    roro1990 wrote: »
    Nevin Maguire's overuse of the word "chiffonade". Makes him sound like a pretentious bellend!


    "Nevin", just looking at the guy he has all the hallmarks of a pretentious bell end. A fair amount of these celebrity cooks and chefs have that pretentious air about them!

    The chefs on the British and Australian Masterchef were good, and I had hoped the Irish one might for once prove me wrong about RTE's attempts to copy foreign format shows...

    It was too much to hope for :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    Slow down being annoyed!!!!
    I can't keep up :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I had to go to the second page to find the new thread :mad:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Ninjini wrote: »
    The little bit of time between the washing machine cycle finishing and when the door unlocks.

    It's only a few seconds but I stand there and curse the damn machine.

    I think I need a life.

    The fridge in my friends house makes you wait a few seconds before you are allowed to open it after closing. Sounds OK, but when you are making a sandwich and put the butter away, but a certain condiment or sandwich filler catches your eye as the door closes, the few seconds is eternity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Ninjini wrote: »
    The little bit of time between the washing machine cycle finishing and when the door unlocks.

    It's only a few seconds but I stand there and curse the damn machine.

    I think I need a life.

    I just finished giving out to the washing machine a half hour ago. It feels like a lifetime waiting for the door to unlock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Stroppy adults. Seriously, the 18 years of being a teenager were long enough to get all your strops out then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Ok mods , you've had your fun , NOW CHANGE THE GODDAM 4 to 3, or are you going to be all Brendan Grace in Father Ted about it !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,509 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    danniemcq wrote: »
    :)

    Operation Trollhammer a complete success.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    Where do we start the petition?
    or can we only do polls?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    They are so fcuking fast! I heard they are really hard to kill, not sure how true that is but decided not to experiment. Ugh, give me spiders any day!
    Is that the mods you're talking about ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 302 ✭✭RFOLEY1990


    the occupation "Full Time Mammy"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    danniemcq wrote: »
    My work here is done

    6 hours later still no change :mad:

    I suppose I can't threaten you so how about I ask nicely?
    C'mon Dannie, I'm sure we could come to some sort of an agreement!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    What about (by invitation only) a THINGS THAT DRIVE ME FCUKEN SO DEMENTED I WANT PULL THE HEAD OFF THEIR SHOULDERS AND POUR BOILING PISS DOWN THEIR NECKS, THEN FEED THEM TO CHOLERA INFECTED HYENAS, WHICH ARE NOT ALL THAT HUNGRY thread.

    Count me in!
    I travelled by bus today for the first time in ages, and I could fill an entire thread with all the things that annoyed me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Stupid "song" lyrics

    "Look at you in that dress girl you dangerous like a gun" :confused:

    Need I say anything else?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    RFOLEY1990 wrote: »
    the occupation "Full Time Mammy"

    The comedian Bill Burr had a great bit about how the idea of being a mother being the hardest job in the world was incredibly disrespectful to people with actual difficult /dangerous jobs.

    An awful lot of patting yourself on the back for carrying out a fairly basic biological function.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    czechlin wrote: »
    6 hours later still no change :mad:

    I suppose I can't threaten you so how about I ask nicely?
    C'mon Dannie, I'm sure we could come to some sort of an agreement!

    I'm listening.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I know a guy who semi retired to Spain a few years ago. I met him recently.

    "So, you must be fairly fluent in the Spanish now?"
    "Nah"
    "Well, you must be handy on the food front, paella and all that?"
    "Nah, don't like the Spanish grub"
    "Do you for a few pints at eh weekend with your Spanish mates?"
    "Nah, I do with a few Irish and English though, I don t know any Spaniards "
    "Do you tour around, Barcelona? Madrid? Basque country?"
    "Nah, just stay around Alicante"
    "Why the fcuk did you go to Spain?"
    "Its hot, and cheap"

    Sometime you just wonder.........................ALL Spain has to offer, and he sits around eating pie and chips, reading the "Mirror"


    I was in a pub in the midlands a few years back listening to a fella tell his mates about his holidays to Spain.

    They asked him if he picked up any of the local lingo.

    'A little bit in the bars and that' was his answer and in his thick brummie accent....'a bottelo of thato over hereo, por favor' to uproarious laughter.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    Count me in!
    I travelled by bus today for the first time in ages, and I could fill an entire thread with all the things that annoyed me.

    Anything that could possibly annoy you about being on a bus has been covered but Oldnotwise!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 302 ✭✭RFOLEY1990


    The comedian Bill Burr had a great bit about how the idea of being a mother being the hardest job in the world was incredibly disrespectful to people with actual difficult /dangerous jobs.

    An awful lot of patting yourself on the back for carrying out a fairly basic biological function.


    It's mostly used by people who can't support their own kids too. And are being supported by the state. It also implies that any mother who works is less of a mother when they're actually ten million times more.

    Sitting at home watching daytime TV and playing with toys is hardly taxing Is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    gramar wrote: »
    Anything that could possibly annoy you about being on a bus has been covered but Oldnotwise!

    Oh believe me, I've contributed plenty of them here too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    An Post raising postage rates AGAIN. A couple of weeks ago I bought some 88 cent stamps to post some cards to the UK, my husbands family live there and there's a couple of birthdays coming up next week. Yesterday there was a notice in the post office that it now costs 1 euro to send an international letter. What dafuq do An Post think they're playing at, a fcuking euro to send a card to England. Dear God, how I wish that there was an alterantive postal service, I would never send anything with An Post again. Greedy fricking bastards:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,952 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    RFOLEY1990 wrote: »
    It's mostly used by people who can't support their own kids too. And are being supported by the state. It also implies that any mother who works is less of a mother when they're actually ten million times more.

    Sitting at home watching daytime TV and playing with toys is hardly taxing Is it?
    30 years ago when I was in school most people's mothers stayed at home to look after them. The only children whose mother worked their mothers were the local doctor or the shopkeeper. This was in a rural area but there were about 30 of us in the class.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    With regard to holidays in Spain , I've heard of people saying they're going to 'Puerto Rico' or las palmas in the canaries ,thinking they're in Spain and having no idea that the are islands at least 90 mins flight from Spain , the country should save on social welfare and shove this lot under a few sunlamps and throw them a few cans for two weeks and they'd be none the wiser.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    An Post raising postage rates AGAIN. A couple of weeks ago I bought some 88 cent stamps to post some cards to the UK, my husbands family live there and there's a couple of birthdays coming up next week. Yesterday there was a notice in the post office that it now costs 1 euro to send an international letter. What dafuq do An Post think they're playing at, a fcuking euro to send a card to England. Dear God, how I wish that there was an alterantive postal service, I would never send anything with An Post again. Greedy fricking bastards:mad:

    And their service is getting ****tier and ****tier too - we're always getting stuff at work that isn't addressed to us, and I've gotten some other people's things at home too, we get stuff at work that's dated a week ago, it's a surprise when you see something dated the previous day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Stupid "song" lyrics

    "Look at you in that dress girl you dangerous like a gun" :confused:


    Need I say anything else?

    "She walks like Rihanna" :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    "She walks like Rihanna" :(

    Yeah, I could never figure out whether that was supposed to be a good or bad thing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Yeah, I could never figure out whether that was supposed to be a good or bad thing.

    I am frankly struggling to see what might be so good about it. Tasty little bod on her - haven't they all - but she looks like an Oompah-Loompah with Down's Syndrome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I am frankly struggling to see what might be so good about it. Tasty little bod on her - haven't they all - but she looks like an Oompah-Loompah with Down's Syndrome.


    I haven't seen the other posts but are you talking about Miley Cyrus? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I haven't seen the other posts but are you talking about Miley Cyrus? :p

    It was actually this "Rihanna" person, but sure, why not! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I am frankly struggling to see what might be so good about it. Tasty little bod on her - haven't they all - but she looks like an Oompah-Loompah with Down's Syndrome.

    I don't see the attaction. I'd agree with the body but she has an odd looking head alright. She reminds me of turks missus from scrubs. Alright but you wouldn't be moving mountains for a go on her!

    As for miley she looks like a demented pixie on speed.

    I don't see or hear much of either of them which is the opposite to trivial annoyance. Mildly pleasing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't see the attaction. I'd agree with the body but she has an odd looking head alright. She reminds me of turks missus from scrubs. Alright but you wouldn't be moving mountains for a go on her!...

    Ah yes, Nurse Carla Espinosa. She's cute, but also one of these gals who manages to look ferociously angry even when she's smiling. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    She's a butterface. Great arse on her though.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    :mad: The humidity is driving me nuts, nothing adhesive will stick. I lost my blister patch minutes after I'd left the house and I put a couple of plasters on to cover the massive bruises on my arms after the IV on Tuesday, they were falling off after a few minutes. The bruises make me look like a battered wife/heroin addict. If I didn't cover them up I'd probably here rumours that I was one or the other.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    So tempted to edit thread title...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    LizT wrote: »
    So tempted to edit thread title...

    Yes do...here is my suggestion...

    Trivial things that annoy you, you shower of grumpy intolerant numpties!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Trivial things that annoy you Part 3.666666666666666

    That'd drive people crazy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,915 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    The significant proportion of Irish people who can't seem to function outside a temperature range of about 10 - 18C. Anything below is "freezing" and anything above is simply too hot to cope.

    Newsflash, folks, 26C is not anything resembling an extreme temperature.


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