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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #2102
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #2103
    DazMarz
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    Love this:

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    #2104
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #2105
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #2106
    DazMarz
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    #2107
    Orion
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    #2108
    Delirium
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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #2109
    RikuoAmero
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    SW wrote: »
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    I love the last one. There's no way around it - if you're a YEC, and terrified of the scary disease of the week going airborne, that can only happen via evolution...or your god being a dick (again).


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    #2110
    sbsquarepants
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    I can't get the image to display?


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    #2111
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #2112
    Calibos
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    RikuoAmero wrote: »
    I love the last one. There's no way around it - if you're a YEC, and terrified of the scary disease of the week going airborne, that can only happen via evolution...or your god being a dick (again).

    These are the same people that believe Katrina was unleashed on New Orleans because of all 'de ghey' in the city. You just know that they'll jump straight to mysterious ways divine retribution the minute you point out the evolution bit.


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    #2113
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #2114
    Cork boy 55
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqian9NNa1c


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    #2115
    Shrap
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    Very snazzy signs, I must say. As seen on Grafton street by our Queen Panti Bliss yesterday - American apparently. Go say hello ;) LOVING the human evolution pictures after "atheist"!

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    Sorry, pictures huge :(


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    #2116
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #2117
    CramCycle
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    Shrap wrote: »
    Very snazzy signs, I must say. As seen on Grafton street by our Queen Panti Bliss yesterday - American apparently. Go say hello ;) LOVING the human evolution pictures after "atheist"!

    Looks like Earth is where all the cool people will be after Judgement day, why would I want to be saved from any of those people (bar the thieves, hopefully they repent).


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    #2118
    Shrap
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    CramCycle wrote: »
    Looks like Earth is where all the cool people will be after Judgement day, why would I want to be saved from any of those people (bar the thieves, hopefully they repent).

    Ah now here. Surely you wouldn't miss the chance to be in heaven amongst a multitude of denim skirted (modest length) middle aged American women?

    Now I see the photo in that size, the pictorial representation of "porn watchers" doesn't seem very realistic considering he has both hands behind his head. Hmm.


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    #2119
    CramCycle
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    Shrap wrote: »
    Now I see the photo in that size, the pictorial representation of "porn watchers" doesn't seem very realistic considering he has both hands behind his head. Hmm.

    Maybe he is watching it for the story and the high calibre acting, or he is a boss and going hands free, or even more likely he is a practising member of the Mattie Hyslop cult.


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    #2120
    Shrap
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    CramCycle wrote: »
    Maybe he is watching it for the story and the high calibre acting, or he is a boss and going hands free, or even more likely he is a practising member of the Mattie Hyslop cult.

    Yes, although I note that sado masochists aren't up there as awaiting judgement day. God likes a good SM practitioner, so he does.


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    #2121
    robindch
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    Shrap wrote: »
    Very snazzy signs, I must say. As seen on Grafton street by our Queen Panti Bliss yesterday - American apparently.
    The Websterian spelling of "judgement" as "judgment" is a dead giveaway :)

    Any idea what "coexist idolaters" might be?


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    #2122
    PopePalpatine
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    So, basically heaven is full of J Cs? F*ck that!


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    #2123
    CramCycle
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    robindch wrote: »
    The Websterian spelling of "judgement" as "judgment" is a dead giveaway :)

    Any idea what "coexist idolaters" might be?

    Its a way of saying that even if you agree with the lady about JC etc. but you have decided to let and let live (i.e. not berate people who believe in other gods or interpretations) then you are as much of a sinner in her eyes as a thief or porn watcher.

    I personally have alot of time for the live and let live people


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    #2124
    Shrap
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    robindch wrote: »
    Any idea what "coexist idolaters" might be?

    I'd say (going by the symbolism) that it is a class of person who will burn in hell for being tolerant towards other religions. If you're not actively shouting that your religion is the one and only truth, then you must be an idolater. :rolleyes:


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    #2125
    recedite
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    The "coexist" thing is apparently a common car bumper sticker in the USA, commonly adorning the vehicles of wishy-washy liberals. The second logo in it, the CND one, seems to be there to represent "overly tolerant" hippy pacifist dudes, the enemy of all god fearin' gun totin' NRA hillbillies.

    Funny to see this stuff hitting the streets of Dublin. The look on her face says "I'll let you take my photo for publicity, but I hope you're not going to use it to take the pi$$ out of me" :D


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    #2126
    robindch
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    recedite wrote: »
    [...] I hope you're not going to use it to take the pi$$ out of me [...]
    I think she's doing that quite adequately to herself.

    More seriously, some of these people have mental health issues and there's sometimes a fine line to be drawn between reacting as though they were rational and simply leaving them be and accepting that this is how their illness manifests, unpleasant and all as it is.


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    #2127
    Hotblack Desiato
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    Hazard or Funny? I'd say Hazard.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #2128
    RikuoAmero
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    robindch wrote: »
    I think she's doing that quite adequately to herself.

    More seriously, some of these people have mental health issues and there's sometimes a fine line to be drawn between reacting as though they were rational and simply leaving them be and accepting that this is how their illness manifests, unpleasant and all as it is.

    I'd just point and laugh at her, if ever I was to see her.


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    #2129
    coolhull
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    RikuoAmero wrote: »
    I'd just point and laugh at her, if ever I was to see her.

    But it's not right to laugh at the afflicted!


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    #2130
    Brian Shanahan
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    robindch wrote: »
    The Websterian spelling of "judgement" as "judgment" is a dead giveaway :)

    Any idea what "coexist idolaters" might be?

    Those of us who aren't out beheading anyone who's not the right brand of christian I bet.

    Either that or it's an obscure American term for living in sin.


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    #2131
    Knex*
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