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I would put this in personal issues, but it's kind of funny so.....

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    #242
    username123
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    So OP did you meet Paddy for pints on Saturday?
    And if yes - how did that go? Did you mention anything about the ghey incident?


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    #243
    Captain Ginger
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    Tags on this thread are class.


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    #244
    LouOB
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    only found this thread and deserves a bump
    rofl


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    #245
    Wagon
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    LouOB wrote: »
    only found this thread and deserves a bump
    rofl

    10 quid Karoma or Theadeyl (however you spell her) closes it and bans you for bringing up an old thread...


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    #246
    LouOB
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    Wagon wrote: »
    10 quid Karoma or Theadeyl (however you spell her) closes it and bans you for bringing up an old thread...

    I was on hols that week
    Soz:o

    But not sorry for the pure entertainment value


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    #247
    JIZZLORD
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    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Bit unfair to drag Jizzlord into it though ... he's not even from Dublin!! :pac:

    here here!


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    #248
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Wagon wrote: »
    10 quid Karoma or Theadeyl (however you spell her) closes it and bans you for bringing up an old thread...


    I'll take that bet...can I pay you in internet monies if I lose?


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    #249
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I'll take that bet...can I pay you in internet monies if I lose?

    For you my turdish fiend, anything. I'm going to assume people are on their way home from work now, including the moderators so we got about another half an hour to add more funny stuff to this thread before it's closed. Sure I think we're all going to be banned anyway for posting on it. any funny things pop into anyones head?


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    #250
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Wagon wrote: »
    any funny things pop into anyones head?


    Yes, I have a few


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    #251
    PrivateEye
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    I have nae the time nor patience to read 17 pages, can somebody tell me if this story was actually proven to be true or turned out to be a load of (gay sweaty) bollocks?


    I couldn't care less if any of my friends are gay (and some are), but if two of my friends (regardless of gender) got up to them shenanigans and me trying to sleep......murder. Murder most foul.


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    #252
    sock.rocker*
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    holy fukbeans. sicknd to bits havin to see that.


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    #253
    LoanShark
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    THREE TIMES MY COFFEE HAS COME OUT OF MY NOSE, WHISLT READING THIS THREAD.. FUNNIEST EVER!!!
    I cant wait for the Up-Date!!:)


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    #254
    doonothing
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    Man, by far the funniest thread ever, I'm so glad it's back...


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    #255
    LouOB
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    bump

    AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    (runs for cover - ring ring delivery for Wagon)


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    #256
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Here, don't put my name on this! Karoma will beat me until I have a face alike a box of lego.


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    #257
    Kold
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    Jigsaw thread was shyte compared to this.


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    #258
    hobochris
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    Dont suppose we know what hillarious conclusion this came to? did Outpost31 get it on with paddy?


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    #259
    S.I.R
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    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Fake names btw.....

    I was at a session there about two months ago. Myself and friends hit the town, flootered, great craic, etc.

    Went back to my mate Jimmys house, it was just three of us (males) drinkin away and the clock struck 6am and I said "f*kit jimmy I'm wrecked I'm kippin in your bed head to toe if you don't mind."

    Jimmy said "yeh no worries" and conked on the couch on the spot in a sitting upright position.

    Then my other friend Paddy said, "yeah I'm wrecked I'll hop in the bed too, Jimmy can stay on the couch, look at him he's bolixed, not gettin up".

    I looked over at Jimmy. He was slowly slipping into sleepyland with each breath.

    We left him in the sitting room.

    So asleep we went. Head to toe. Nothin' wrong with sleepin in the same bed as mates, I've done it loads of times before. And I was in my own sleeping bag as well so I was extra protected from what was about to happen......

    Ready?

    So myself and paddy were in jimmys bed. I drifted off.... I started to dream.....

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

    And I was awoken, gently, by a rhytmic squidgey sound with somebody breathing heavily "oooh ohhh yeah ohhh ohhhh yea ohhh my god ohhhh ohhh".

    I opened my eyes, staring at the wall with the sound coming from behind me. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. What the fuck was it? There was no way my two good mates were going at it, in the same bed as me, RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

    I was 100% awake now, still staring at the wall in front of my face "oooh ohhh yeah ohhh ohhhh yea ohhh my god ohhhh ohhh" and I plucked up the courage to turn around and find out exactly what was goin on.

    My mates can't be doing that can they. No way. They're the boys. The lads.

    I turned around.

    Jimmy had Paddys boner gripped tightly and was **** the shyte out if it.

    Paddy was the one screaming "oooh ooh ahh mmmm".

    They didn't notice me turning around.

    I turned right back around to the wall as quickly as possible as my mind raced 100mph.

    "How the fuck do I get out of the room?" I thought.

    Do I just tell them to stop?

    No that's embarrassing.

    This is embarrassing for me! What am I thinking! Of course they have to stop!

    But I should just pretend I didn't notice until the morning. Yeah. That's it.

    As horrible as it is I'll just wait till it's over and then go back to sleep....

    And I wont mention a fucking thing at breakfast...

    I continued staring at the wall as the **** started to die down.

    Phew.

    Sleep. At last.

    ****Tinkle****

    "What the fuck was that????!!!!"

    Suddenly, I heard a BELT BEING UNBUCKLED.

    Ooooohhhh SHYTE!!!

    SHYTE SHYTE SHYTE SHYTE SHYTE!!!!

    The bed started to rock back and forth.

    Paddy was being pushed up against me.

    "I can't stay here any longer" I thought to myself, "I'm going to get jizz and shit sprayed all over my face and all over my lovely new sleeping bag."

    So I said fcuk it. I got up. Without looking of course. And just walked out the door. They didn't stop.

    I should have walked out in the first place but I really was in a state of shock. I've never even seen gay porn on a magazine or film, and to see gay porn for the first time ever in the form of my two good mates shagging right beside me....... phuck.

    It's been two months now, and I've talked to paddy, barely. He says they only kissed. He says Jimmy started it.

    I haven't talked to Jimmy since that night. It's been a good solid two months. We were good college mates. Lived together. Did the same classes as eachother. Now nothing. He knows I know. And I know he knows I know.

    What the fcuk will I do? Will I call him and pretend nothing happened? Or should I ask him what the fcuk was he thinkin. Maybe we can have a chat about it.....

    Now can ye see why it's not fit for personal issues? I wouldn't be able to tell the story seriously enough for personal issues anyways.

    So what ya think?

    Would you say anything to your mate?




    your the funnist fella ive ever met...


    * reachs for blue peter badge *


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    #260
    Eric Cartman
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    0utpost31 wrote: »
    As far as I know, they don't use boards.

    But they are on bebo, and I can set up an anonymous account and post the link to this thread. But that would be lousy, since they're my mates. I think.

    I can still hear it.

    when a room is quiet do you still hear the fapping :pac:


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    #261
    shane86
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    LOL :pac:

    Story reminds me of a lethal prank I did on my mate. About a year ago got a text off my mates then girlfriend around midnight, asking did I want to fly in to hers in town to have a few drinks with her and her mate if I brought more booze (her boyfriend, my mate, would be comin in after his pub work around the 3am mark). Id been on the piss all day for the Ireland-Wales and Italy-Scotland Euro qualifiers, I had precious little beer left and the offys were shut, so I had to bring along a mate as I knew he had a bottle of vodka knockin around the place.

    Arrive, have the craic, my mate her boyfriend arrives. After a while the birds decide they want to head for bed, the one we both want pure locked at this point, and suggest pushing up their two beds so we can all kip. Hence we are in the dark, bojangled drunk, lineup in bed like this

    Wall-Me-Her mate (lying facing me)-my mate-the taken girl- my mate (her BF)


    In the darkness what do I see only my mates hand slowly rising over the girl beside me, attempting a robbery litreally under my nose. **** this says I, so for about 30 seconds I engage in very lightly touching his hand, then pulling back, then lighly making contact again, before bringing him down by shouting out "**** sake Rob quit touchin my hand, Im not goin to ride ya!". Cue fits of laughter from everyone else and him likely going to red in the face Im surprised I couldnt see it in the dark.


    We both left the house an hour later, although I think his pride/ego left about an hour earlier :D And I got a pedal off your one :pac:

    Mind you, the thought that my mate might have got a pop during the mistaken identity of the hand situation disturbs me somewhat :eek:


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    #262
    gogo
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    Rofl :D

    I was just in another thread talking about peaceful deaths and my dad dying and getting very emotional.:cool:
    then I read this!
    I have nothing constructive to add or any advice, just thanks, i really really needed this right now. Friday night is back on track. Your a funny guy.


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    #263
    LoanShark
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    Are we gonna remain hanging in suspense... What the flip happened next?


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