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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

  • 13-04-2011 9:56pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Jaafa


    I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

    One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

    She said and I quote:
    "Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

    She was promptly removed from my friends list.

    Are you friends with your parents on Facebook. 824 votes

    Yeah
    0% 0 votes
    Nope
    100% 824 votes


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Jaafa wrote: »
    I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

    One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

    She said and I quote:
    "Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

    She was promptly removed from my friends list.

    no you didnt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭Toyota_Avensis


    ''so bored, nuthin to do'' - fúck off, shower of cúnts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,653 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    "I cant wait to see the royal wedding, I bought a commemorative tea towel online!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    (insert name) has checked in at "in bed"

    coming up to the time now when this ****e will start.....maybe "check in" when you're somewhere genuinely interesting, but not in bloody bed!

    facebook places is too stalkerish in my opinion anyway.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Any status that says,

    'Goodnight Everyone!' or words to that effect. Just fuck off


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    I'm just picking the dumbest today for this.

    "aghh exams!plz god let me do rli wel"

    But the first comment made me smile - "Lets hope it's not an English exam"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I've seen folks close to posting fking doctors notes as to why they might not be on the next day... then... holeymoley.. there they are the next day.

    get the **** off my internet, like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,653 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    df1985 wrote: »
    (insert name) has checked in at "in bed"

    coming up to the time now when this ****e will start.....maybe "check in" when you're somewhere genuinely interesting, but not in bloody bed!

    facebook places is too stalkerish in my opinion anyway.

    " X is now Mayor of 'My Bedroom'"

    What. The. Fock?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    brummytom wrote: »
    Any status that says,

    'Goodnight Everyone!' or words to that effect. Just fuck off

    yeah that wrecks my head. i used to have a friend that said 'good morning facebook' and 'good night facebook' every day. she was quickly deleted


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

    "had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

    "food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

    You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Goldenegg


    (insert name) .

    "." means what exactly you boring knob!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

    "had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

    "food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

    You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

    good god...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭BickNarry


    Not a week goes by without this happening..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,734 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

    "had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

    "food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

    You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

    Maybe he has her locked in the dungeon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Maybe he has her locked in the dungeon.

    Or they're a pair of twats... either way there's suffering.


  • Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭dx22


    BickNarry wrote: »
    Not a week goes by without this happening..........

    That should be in the 'most disgusting thing you have ever seen' thread not this one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    If these people are such knobs, why do ye have them as friends?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    worst is any status done in text speak or whatever it is teenagers call it these days

    best was one i saw on a friends status the other day 'me and ash just broke our bed'
    very 'my super ex-girlfriend' - but its gas cos i know it happened and **** like that happens to poor M all the time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,861 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

    "had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

    "food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

    You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"


    I have a cousin who does the same with her husband.........please die you pair of bástards - you live in the same house and post within minutes of each other...what the fcuk are you playing at!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭CD.


    a girl that was in my secondry school would apparently talk to her sister on Facebook through posts, while they were in the same house. like full on personal conversations with the occasional will you get me water/food.

    wtf?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭ziedth


    I have a few that put up seriously sad deep and meaningful shít like "why doesn't she love me" and "life is so hard"

    the queen of this though heard that Peter Steele died a good three months after he passed away and put up at least 5 status updates a day of varying messages of how she misses him and his songs I promptly deleted her but the lads tell me that she still does it from time to time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Jaafa


    no you didnt

    So your the stalker?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,653 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    mfceiling wrote: »
    I have a cousin who does the same with her husband.........please die you pair of bástards - you live in the same house and post within minutes of each other...what the fcuk are you playing at!!

    I have seen instances of married couples sharing the one Fb profile as well. Which is pretty damn pathetic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    I f'in HATE those status updates along the lines of...
      Repost this if you have a Nanny in heaven... If you have a child and you are the greatest mummy... If you have the best daddy who was always there.... If you have a brilliant sister who is also your best friend... Repost this if you know someone who is passed away but is looking down on you

    Seriously. F*CK OFF!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    What is weird is how I subconsciously judge people who use the word 'dumbest'. Anyway, continue......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 181 ✭✭(insert name)


    df1985 wrote: »
    (insert name) has checked in at "in bed"

    coming up to the time now when this ****e will start.....maybe "check in" when you're somewhere genuinely interesting, but not in bloody bed!

    facebook places is too stalkerish in my opinion anyway.

    yeah, with yore ma :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    If these people are such knobs, why do ye have them as friends?

    I'm one of these people who can't bare the thought of people hating me. It's a serious condition. If I deselect them im basically telling them that I think they're annoying twats. They are, but I wouldn't say it to their faces and there are worse people out there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Jaafa wrote: »
    So your the stalker?

    yes. look out at the bush at the front of your house.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    I also hate the crap like:

    "I know my real friends will repost this...April is autism month...bla bla..."

    It is? Should I get my autistic cousin a card and a gift voucher? Cause a fcukin Facebook status ain't gonna help him.

    "today is sisters day"

    No it fcuking isn't.


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