talk to a complete stranger!!!!

I went on to talk some dirty chat and have the crack with you's lot but the girl said she was 15 from South Korea and I got scared.

Figured she was FBI and I was about to star on 'To Catch a Predator' or something .. so I disconnected

Just had this conversation

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



Stranger: hi


You: hello


Stranger: frm?


You: dublin


Stranger: india


You: i'm 14 f u?


Stranger: dublin is the capital of?

Stranger: 20 m


You: ireland


Stranger: so hw is ireland?


You: rainy


Stranger: i love rain!

Stranger: only when they are not too pestering, and not too often


You: whay you looking for


Stranger: is that a literal question or a philosophical one?

Stranger: anyways what do u do?


You: what

You: i'm in school


Stranger: so do u love science?


You: nope, your funny


Stranger: i loved it when i was in school


You: did you


Stranger: i was virtually in love with Newton


You: was she your teacher?


Stranger: haa..haa....

Stranger: no

Stranger: i mean his laws and numericals


You: i kissed my teacher

You: who?


Stranger: Newton's laws and numericals

Stranger: so how was the kiss?


You: nice


Stranger: hw old is ur teacher?


You: i think he is old like 30


Stranger: and why did u kiss him?


You: cause he brought me home


Stranger: u kissed him casually, from a friends point of view, or from a third sense?


You: what?


Stranger: i mean he reciprocated your kiss?


You: what does that mean


Stranger: it means ur too naive

Stranger: u need to know the world better

Stranger: before taking any decision

Stranger: dont get offended


You: i liked it though


Stranger: so have u kissed anyone ear;lier?


You: what?


Stranger: i mean a boyfriend?

Stranger: was this ur first kiss?


You: my teacher said he's my bf


Stranger: he is too old for u

Stranger: might be ur fathers age

Stranger: search one in ur own age group


You: he takes my clothes off i touched him


Stranger: he is a perv bastard

Stranger: talk to ur mom or dad


You: why


Stranger: it is a bad thing that he did


You: ahhh mr o'leary is nice


Stranger: i am giving u an advice well because u need it;

Stranger: i m elder to u

Stranger: seen a lot more world than u

Stranger: take my advice

Stranger: inform ur parents


You: 1i'm 16 soon and i like sex

You: 14 months


Stranger: 14 months doesnt count as soon


You: my breasts are big i like sex


Stranger: keep some difference between a girl and a slut...

Stranger: love only counts


You: you think sex is bad


Stranger: no,

Stranger: but sex without love is bad


You: why???


Stranger: love is eternal

Stranger: love is pure

Stranger: it has no wantings

Stranger: it is done without expectations


You: but i want sex

You: i want to be in playboy


Stranger: then ur brain is addled with dirt

Stranger: do u ahve both of ur parents?


You: ahhh don't say that

You: yes


Stranger: talk to them once

Stranger: speak to them the same thing u just said me now

Stranger: they will give u true advice, and shall direct u rightly


You: i did, they said i can be topless when i'm 16 in The Sun in the UK


Stranger: well then please never be a wife of a true Indian

Stranger: we respect women in clothes

Stranger: not women without clothes


You: ahhh i like people from india, my friend from school is from calcuta


Stranger: for us women is mother, sisiter, goddess, and

Stranger: our better half

Stranger: we dont view them as sex objects


You: but what's wrong with no clothes god gave a woman beatiful breasts and vagina

You: don't you like vaginas?

You: breasts?


Stranger: see women in clothes, they are more beautiful


You: god made naked people

You: my dad was a nudist


Stranger: and respect clothed them

Stranger: so save that respect


You: what's wrong with no clothes


Stranger: respect lacks in people with no clothes

Stranger: a dressed women is more beautiful than a naked women


You: but people are born naked .. naked is natural it is nature .. like mother nature

You: my mom is nice naked


Stranger: my mother never stays naked;

Stranger: and i love her that way

Stranger: are u there on any social networking sites?


You: do you like shilpa shetty


Stranger: yes...


You: would you not like to see her naked


Stranger: no


You: why


Stranger: i m not perv


You: god wants you to see her naked god did not make clothes


Stranger: i think i must go now

Stranger: i have a paper tomo


You: ahhhhh don;t

You: stay!


Stranger: i said i have a paper tomo

Stranger: bye


You: 5 mins


Stranger: change ur thinking before it is too late

Stranger: no more than 5 minutes


You: why, i love sex


Stranger: because u think it is awesome and cool and nice and stuff


You: i think god wants us happy naked and free!!!!


Stranger: bt it is a waste of time unless u r not in love


You: i do love
You: i love life


Stranger: god gave us brains

Stranger: and my brain suggests clothed is better


You: god gave us bodies too

You: both are good??

You: are you ashamed of your body??


Stranger: no..

Stranger: where do u ur mother keep her jewellery?


You: why don't you dance naked


Stranger: in the safe or outside?


You: on her

You: you should let go and be free i like you


Stranger: i said sex for me is a waste of time

Stranger: unless it comes with love


You: why is it waste i feel good

You: orgasams are lovely

You: i'd like to kiss you


Stranger: i wont...


You: ahhh why


Stranger: because kissing u wont make me feel great...


You: yes it will .. kissing is nice

You: do you have a girl


Stranger: u might be kissing me with sexual instigation


You: what;s that


Stranger: yes..i have a


You: i'm sorry .. do you love her?


Stranger: indeed i do


You: do you kiss her


Stranger: yes


You: ahhhhhh yeaaaaaaa .. you love her .. you love her .. xxxxxxxxxxxxx


Stranger: yes i said , i love her


You: does she have a nice body


Stranger: that is a secondary thing in my mind for her..

Stranger: primary is-is she happy


You: ahhhh your sweeeeeet

You: i'm going to be like Paris Hilton!!!


Stranger: i dont like her;


You: ahhhh, she's nice .. she's loves her dog


Stranger: well, 5 minutes are over

Stranger: i have to go


You: i want to be like Jenna Jameson some day and have my own pool

You:


Stranger: ae u there on gtalk?


You: no


Stranger: ok, then..

Stranger: i must take ur leave

Stranger: and if possible read about indian women


You: there is some indian women in Playboy I have


Stranger: a true indian women


You: there are not true??

You: is Shilpa Shetty true?


Stranger: read about Saraswati, parvati


You: Shilpa took Jade's oxo cube


Stranger: read about ghandhi's wife

Stranger: kasturba ghandhi

Stranger: bye

Stranger: have a good day


You: bye .. I love you

You: mmmmmwwwwaaaaaah!!!!!

You: you'll see me in Playboy someday .. my name is Jenny from Ireland!!! Bye!!!!


Stranger: i dont see playboy..

Stranger:


You: You'll see me on TV .. I'm gonna be like Pamela Anderson!!!

You: Remember me!! I'm gonna have a pool and run around naked in malibu beach in California!!


Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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dr.bollocko wrote: »

You: suck your lips? Why is there like some barbeque sauce on there or something?
Stranger: yessssssssssss
Stranger: nutella
You: Hand it here and I'll put it on me nut sack.
You: Not for your benefit obviously. It's good for the herpes.
You: That and surprisingly enough coconut oil.
.

LOL

Laughing cause this is true and so went from a pi** take to medical advice

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello there!

You: hey

Stranger: I'd like you to star in my new motion picture.

You: is it porn?

Stranger: It's an action-adventure romantic comedy targeted at a mature audience.

You: so its porn?

Stranger: Well, the film is titled Robocock 7.0: The ****ening.

You: oh yaaaaa

Stranger: We'll pay you a few hundred for the job.

You: im in

You: ive already starred in such classics as..

You: chitty chitty gangbang

You: forrest hump

You: a tale of two titties

You: juranal park

Stranger: Wait... who did you play in Juranal Park?

You: i was big cock number 27

Stranger: Oh, the one with the blond hair?

You: ya

Stranger: Oh my goodness.

Stranger: You played one of the teachers in Hairy Putter and the Sorcerer's Stones.

You: ya man i was dumbledong

Stranger: That was the film that inspired my directing career!

You: really

Stranger: Yeah!

You: im glad i had an impact on your work

Stranger: Me and my ex used to watch it all the time for "inspiration".

Stranger: But enough about the dark periods of my life.

You: wow, im glad i inspired you

Stranger: We have a few parts available.

Stranger: We have not cast a costar as of yet, sadly.

You: wat will i be doing exactly?

Stranger: Would you like to fill the void or would you prefer to be an extra?

You: oh i wanna fill the void

Stranger: Alright.

You: i dont come cheap though

Stranger: Can you take a cock wrapped in tinfoil up the ass?

You: no man

Stranger: Okay...

You: oh wait is this gay porn?

Stranger: Then you can't be the costar, sadly.

Stranger: It's bisexual porn.

You: oh sure wat the hell i'll be the costar

Stranger: Whoever we manage to get as the costar decides that.

Stranger: Okay then.

You: why is the cock wrapped in tinfoil?

Stranger: I recommend that you practice with a dildo or cucumber wrapped in tinfoil.

Stranger: It's because he's a robot.

You: oh yes

Stranger: It is part of the Robocock series after all.

You: ya i have a few cucumbers around

Stranger: The series has been a big hit here in Alaska.

You: who is playing the part of robocock?

You: alaskans like gay porn?

Stranger: Same as always, Jonathan Krackenberg.

You: oh ****

Stranger: Like I said...

Stranger: it depends on the gender of the costar.

Stranger: Robocock 3 has actually gathered a Rocky Horror-esque midnight audience at a few theaters here.

You: wait though i have a question

Stranger: Similar to how The Room became a hit in LA... yes?

You: wat is a costar?

Stranger: In this case, the main character who Robocock does most of the ****ing to.

You: oh co-star

You: crap ya

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: Our co-star is always the main villain.

You: so robocock will be ****ing me?

Stranger: At the end of the movie.

You: wait im not sure about this

Stranger: We have a scene where you're ****ing this asian girl to death because she didn't bring you her drug money.

You: ok thats cool

You: im not sure about the gay stuff

You: this robocock guy

You: how many inches we talking here?

Stranger: I haven't checked recently, but I know it's somewhere between seven and ten inches.

You: oh sweet jesus

Stranger: If you're not sure about this, it's okay.

Stranger: We'll get a stunt double for the final scene.

You: ya im having my doubts about this

You: ya a stunt double would be good

Stranger: It's okay, we've done it before for Robocock 5.

Stranger: The co-star in that one had the same doubts as you did.

You: oh robocock 5 was a classic

Stranger: I know.

You: some great scenes

You: especially the last one with the gay midget leather bukkake gangbang

Stranger: Oh yeah, and that one midget who was actually bigger than Robocock.

You: ya wat was with that

Stranger: I found that rather surprising, to be honest with you.

You: ya so did I

Stranger: I had no idea he was that big until we shot the scene.

You: really?

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: There's this girl who always checks for this sort of thing.

Stranger: I never get any info back from her.

You: oh did u fire her?

Stranger: No, she's rather good in bed.

You: nice

You: wait was she the one at the beginning of robocock 2?

Stranger: No, you're thinking of Robocock 4.

You: oh thats right

You: she was hot

Stranger: That was Michelle Hardesty in Robocock 2.

You: yes, i did a scene with michelle u know

Stranger: Oh yeah...

You: shes not very good

Stranger: I remember Sleeping With Seattle.

You: whines a lot

You: u know i turned that down

Stranger: Oh, right.

Stranger: The guy kinda looked like you though.

You: Ya they decided to hire a lookalike

You: but it wasnt as good as the real thing

Stranger: Do you know who the lookalike is?

Stranger: He'd be good for a stunt double.

You: I think his name was Justin Walsh

Stranger: Oh, do you have his contact information?

You: I dont, we dont speak anymore

You: He tried it on with me when i was drunk one night

You: I dont really wanna talk about it

Stranger: I thought that was just a rumor...

You: no its true

You: wait why do u want his contact info for?

Stranger: Like I said, he'd be a good stunt double.

You: Oh for the gay scene yes

You: Ive starred in a few lepreporn movies too

Stranger: Oh yeah... those Bigdick Davis vehicles.

You: yes

Stranger: I've never seen them.

You: theyre amazing

Stranger: My wife said they were good though.

You: U have a wife?

Stranger: That girl we were talking about from Robocock 4.

You: Michelle Hardesty??

Stranger: No.

Stranger: Sue Chamberlin.

You: oh yes michelle was robocock 2

You: wow ur a lucky man

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: She has many stories about Krackenberg she tells me in bed.

You: Krackenburg is good

You: but i still dont want to do a gay scene with him

Stranger: Well, like I said, we'll need to find a stunt double.

You: ok

Stranger: We'd pay you a couple hundred bucks extra if you did it, but okay.

You: ohhh..

You: u know what....i'll do it

You: now wheres that cucumber

You: i gotta run, im currently shooting a scene for "shaving ryans privates"

Stranger: Oh, they're doing a remake?

You: yes and im ryan

Stranger: Great... now the porn industry's getting in on that remake ****.

Stranger: Don't get me wrong, you're a good actor

Stranger: but I really don't like remakes that much.

You: its gonna be awesome though

You: so anyway i'll meet u tomorrow for robocock 7

Stranger: Okay.

You: and i'll do that scene

Stranger: I'll pay for your flight to Alaska if necessary.

You: Ok man

You: bye

Stranger: Alright.

Stranger: I'll call you.

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the hookman hands but then hand stuck on car
You: boards?
Stranger: car door
You: really?
Stranger: well
Stranger: who was phone
You: i think so
Stranger: how do i shot web
Stranger: has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like
You: shove it up your arse?
Stranger: i accidentally the whole ****
You: is maith liom milseain
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: because the usual fights forget normally even about those guys
Stranger: so who was phone then
You: i still dont know, but if the computer wasn't turned on we'd all be dead now
Stranger: is there even aliens for those paper woods to really showcase shavings for deceased twigs
Stranger: lots of gives for the prism
You: there could be, won't make any difference though the evil monkeys will be here by then ;(
Stranger: no?
Stranger: but if evil monkey then who was phone
Stranger: the hookman hands
You: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
You: boards?
Stranger: hand stuck on car door
You: my keyboard is talkin to me
Stranger: the hook mane?
You: you cant say that in here, they're watching us!
Stranger: i cant even seeing little runned to the car
Stranger: to justice take off every ZIG
You: faces
You: and the number nine
Stranger: three of farms can keep numerals
You: i fold
Stranger: but no circumcision will stance to houses
You: go fish
Stranger: all in
You: pocket aces!!
Stranger: i have 4 of a kind 2s
Stranger: sorry you lost pot
You: i have 2 pockets of aces though
Stranger: no you do not the player to the left of me had an ace
You: this dealer is a bitch
Stranger: im all in with 2s 8d
You: go to jail, move directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200
Stranger: pre flop
Stranger: ****** monopoly
Stranger: go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail,
Stranger: do not collect welfare check
Stranger: do not pass drug test
You: do not give urine sample
Stranger: do not steal bike
Stranger: this conversation was interesting for me
You: what you talking bout, this conversation never happened
Stranger: in the sense that you are a double ******
You: bad news, im a treble ******
Stranger: bye
You: bye bye!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: show your breasts pls

You have disconnected.

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