Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

Muise... · 11-02-2014 5:59pm

Super-Rush wrote: »

A conversation I just had.

Oh dear.

Not unreasonable since June is a month, not a date.

MonkstownHoop · 11-02-2014 6:35pm

So you don't have a valentine for valentines day? Some people do not have a mother on Mother's Day and / or a father on Father's Day so please shut the **** up you pesticides.

kunst nugget · 11-02-2014 6:40pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

So you don't have a valentine for valentines day? Some people do not have a mother on Mother's Day and / or a father on Father's Day so please shut the **** up you pesticides.

I've the full collection. I fücking rule!

implausible · 11-02-2014 6:54pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

so please shut the **** up you pesticides.

pesticide is an insult now?

Tetra · 12-02-2014 2:42am

"I swear you can tell who needs to get a life.....it's the bored idiots that post a gagillion bitstrips in the span of a couple of hours. I hate those things and wish people would stop posting a few hundred a day and filling up my news feed. Ok, rant over!"

Tetra · 12-02-2014 7:56pm

"I want to know how you guys think we should spell baby girls name. Here's the options:
1 haylie
2 hailie
3 hayliegh
4 hailey
5 hailee
6 hailiegh
7 haylee
8 Hayley
9 hayly
10 haily
11 Halley"

ivytwine · 12-02-2014 8:11pm

Tetra wrote: »

"I want to know how you guys think we should spell baby girls name. Here's the options:
1 haylie
2 hailie
3 hayliegh
4 hailey
5 hailee
6 hailiegh
7 haylee
8 Hayley
9 hayly
10 haily
11 Halley"

"Mary"

El Weirdo · 12-02-2014 9:42pm

Tetra wrote: »

"I want to know how you guys think we should spell baby girls name. Here's the options:
1 haylie
2 hailie
3 hayliegh
4 hailey
5 hailee
6 hailiegh
7 haylee
8 Hayley
9 hayly
10 haily
11 Halley"

ivytwine wrote: »

"Mary"

"Harold", clearly.

ivytwine · 12-02-2014 9:45pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

"Harold", clearly.

RIP

Paddy Cow · 13-02-2014 1:39am

ivytwine wrote: »

"Mary"

Much too old fashioned.

Mayri is way trendier.

yerwanthere123 · 13-02-2014 2:49pm

"Who says Facebook friends are not your real friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet every day. Miss you when you're not on. Showing compassion when you lose someone you love. Send you greetings on your birthday. View the pictures you upload. Like your status. Make you laugh when you are said.

Share this if you are grateful or your Facebook friends"

What a load of old sh*t.

CarMe · 14-02-2014 2:41pm

Getting really fed up of all the sarcastic
"My postmans back is broken from carrying all my cards", "ease up lads I can't keep up with all the Valentine's messages" etc etc.
Boring!

rawn · 14-02-2014 2:47pm

My sister-in-laws bf just posted a "voucher" picture on her Facebook page that reads:

"GOOD FOR ONE EARTH SHATTERING, EARTH MOVING, TOE TINGILING, BODY VIBRATING ORGASM"

And yes, it was spelled "tingiling".

The worst thing is they're both friends with a LOT of family members on it, and they live together together.

[-0-] · 14-02-2014 2:47pm

Narcissistic "I wish I had a valentine today" posts on Facebook. People don't have mothers on Mother's day, fathers on Father's day, or even families on Christmas day. SHUT THE FECK UP you self absorbed prick!

Sorry.

kunst nugget · 14-02-2014 2:49pm

[-0-] wrote: »

"I wish I had a valentine today" posts on Facebook. People don't have mothers on Mother's day, fathers on Father's day, or even families on Christmas day. SHUT THE FECK UP you self absorbed prick!

Tbf, you don't (hopefully) shag your mother or father so there is a bit of a difference…

Muise... · 14-02-2014 2:53pm

[-0-] wrote: »

Narcissistic "I wish I had a valentine today" posts on Facebook. People don't have mothers on Mother's day, fathers on Father's day, or even families on Christmas day. SHUT THE FECK UP you self absorbed prick!

Sorry.

You just haven't added the right girls yet. </3

MrStuffins · 14-02-2014 4:00pm

[-0-] wrote: »

Narcissistic "I wish I had a valentine today" posts on Facebook. People don't have mothers on Mother's day, fathers on Father's day, or even families on Christmas day. SHUT THE FECK UP you self absorbed prick!

This right here deserves it's own "Dumb/Great Boards posts that wouldn't look out of place on a 15 year old's Facebook timeline" thread!

rawn · 14-02-2014 10:25pm

"Hit on at a rugby match. That's a first, i look awful in a jersey, and have no make up on! And he knows a girl from my job. Awkward! He didn't want to take 'i have a boyfriend' as an answer. Flattering all the same "

She posts similar "someone hit on my and I dunno why" posts way too often. Whether they are true or not, no need to try and remind us all that you're insecure

also she doesn't have a boyfriend

Tetra · 15-02-2014 12:37am

"Yup! Just got Dumped on Valentines day..and everything was going so well - Maybe going to see 'Her' in the cinema was a bad idea!? #whataloadaballs"

Paddy Cow · 15-02-2014 12:56am

rawn wrote: »

"Hit on at a rugby match. That's a first, i look awful in a jersey, and have no make up on! And he knows a girl from my job. Awkward! He didn't want to take 'i have a boyfriend' as an answer. Flattering all the same "

She posts similar "someone hit on my and I dunno why" posts way too often. Whether they are true or not, no need to try and remind us all that you're insecure also she doesn't have a boyfriend

Sounds like an absolute head wreck. Best avoided

rawn · 15-02-2014 1:02am

This from my auntie. It falls in the borders of Bad/Great in my opinion

"ok people just home from work. two days from hell.got pissed on my hat blew away and also doing my brothers job while hes gone to thialand for 16 days. he made a tit of his round witch made life harder for me... so i hope he gets sun stroke and a sexually transmitted disease that makes his willy look like a lion bar...... and **** valenines day.... thank you all for letting me rant.. i feel much better now xxxxxx"

yerwanthere123 · 15-02-2014 2:34am

Tetra wrote: »

"Yup! Just got Dumped on Valentines day..and everything was going so well - Maybe going to see 'Her' in the cinema was a bad idea!? #whataloadaballs"

Why would you admit this on Facebook? Jesus.

blade1 · 15-02-2014 12:31pm

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Why would you admit this on Facebook? Jesus.

Attention?

rawn · 15-02-2014 3:18pm

"In westwood waitin for my lil lady
To the three dickheads sitting behind me...
YES that is my child
YES she is "dark skinned"
And YES I'm sure I didn't take the wrong child home.
Seriously I don't think ya can be that stupid and considering one of ya is black I'm pretty sure you know she's mixed thick mofos"

This probably doesn't seem too bad but she seriously posts something like this every 2 weeks or so. Finding it hard to believe she encounters so many loud, ignorant people, or maybe that's just me :rolleyes:

robbiezero · 15-02-2014 3:30pm

rawn wrote: »

"
To the three dickheads sitting behind me...

Hopefully someone replies to ask is she actually friends with them on facebook or how does she expect them to receive this message

FunLover18 · 15-02-2014 8:21pm

"Looking forward to my Chinese tonight. Think I deserve it after the week I had!! Beef with mushrooms and black bean sauce and boiled rice!! Not my usual order but a nice dish all the same!!

"

I'm sorry, what? Am I supposed to care?

Muise... · 15-02-2014 8:25pm

FunLover18 wrote: »

"Looking forward to my Chinese tonight. Think I deserve it after the week I had!! Beef with mushrooms and black bean sauce and boiled rice!! Not my usual order but a nice dish all the same!! "

I'm sorry, what? Am I supposed to care?

Food posts really annoy me. It's nice to share pictures and music, but until fb develops food-sharing hardware and software, it's rude to tell everyone that you're having a lovely dinner and they are not invited.

Tetra · 15-02-2014 11:16pm

"What would you do? You have 2 sons, 7 & 9. They have a "camping" out in your backyard, and invite their 12 year old neighbor. It gets a bit out of control and the 12 year old wants to play truth or dare. The dares get a bit more risque, to the point of the 12 year old wants the 9 year old to suck his _____. You find out about what happened this morning. The 7 & 9 year old are at this point traumatized. What would you do, talk to the 12 year old' parents, call the cops. Take matters into your own hands? Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated."

Person A: Call the cops. .. that's just wrong in so many ways. .

Person B: I would first talk to the parents, she how they act and how they want to handle the situation...if that doesn't work then you can call the cops and see what they say.

Person C: The last I heard they were headed to talk to the parents. I told them to keep calm and if they didn't like how or what the parents said to go get the sheriff. They live in a small town where everyone knows everyone. Said they don't want to make it worse. How much worse can it get....

Person

12 yrs old, you have to wonder where he got that idea from? My son is 10 and I would NEVER allow that kind of stuff in my house! Is it one of those the parents work and no one is around to put him in his place? We have a lot of those kids around here, the parents both work and most of the time the kids are home alone.... the stuff i hear these kids say and do shocks me. It's sad that it's like this now, I always had a parent home when I was growing up. There is no way in hell I could pull what these kids nowadays pull.

Tetra · 15-02-2014 11:22pm

"Bad boys, wild nights, drama....they're all exciting in the moment, but at the end of the day true love is the man who treks out in a snowstorm to buy you toilet paper so you can wipe your butt. JUST SAYING."

rawn · 15-02-2014 11:25pm

Tetra wrote: »

"Bad boys, wild nights, drama....they're all exciting in the moment, but at the end of the day true love is the man who treks out in a snowstorm to buy you toilet paper so you can wipe your butt. JUST SAYING."

*swoon*

yerwanthere123 · 15-02-2014 11:46pm

Tetra wrote: »

"Bad boys, wild nights, drama....they're all exciting in the moment, but at the end of the day true love is the man who treks out in a snowstorm to buy you toilet paper so you can wipe your butt. JUST SAYING."

The romance

That could easily have been a scene from Romeo & Juliet.

JumpShivers · 16-02-2014 12:11am

"Out The Hospital Thanks Be To God Im Glad Be Home

Back In Hospital Next Week For 2 Appointment There 50% Its A Boy Just The Cord Was In The Way - Feeling Blessed."

.... What else is it gonna be? 50% a boy, 25% girl and 25% alien?

rawn · 16-02-2014 12:40am

JumpShivers wrote: »

"Out The Hospital Thanks Be To God Im Glad Be Home Back In Hospital Next Week For 2 Appointment There 50% Its A Boy Just The Cord Was In The Way - Feeling Blessed."

.... What else is it gonna be? 50% a boy, 25% girl and 25% alien?

I don't understand why people capitalize every word. A girl I'm FB fronds with does it too, surely it's more effort?

Wilberto · 16-02-2014 12:58am

rawn wrote: »

I don't understand why people capitalize every word. A girl I'm FB fronds with does it too, surely it's more effort?

I'm glad someone else found this aspect of the post/status more annoying than the actual content.

That said, the content was a bit of a fail too!

looking_around · 16-02-2014 3:51am

rawn wrote: »

I don't understand why people capitalize every word. A girl I'm FB fronds with does it too, surely it's more effort?

Could be posting from phone?
Some phones do this depending on the settings they have/ How they're typing.

Just a guess. I can't see anyone purposely capitalising everything.

Bipolar Joe · 16-02-2014 4:41am

looking_around wrote: »

Could be posting from phone?
Some phones do this depending on the settings they have/ How they're typing.

Just a guess. I can't see anyone purposely capitalising everything.

A guy I know does, watched him do it. He used Caps Lock, also.

ivytwine · 16-02-2014 9:15am

Not a status- but persistent people. Creepers. A guy has tried to add me four times in the last month, I haven't a blues clue who he is. Checked my 'other' folder, apparently he works on the same floor as me in a different department. Now I know one or two of the people in that department (I'm relatively new) but I have never talked to this guy. You would think that after the third time I rejected his friend request he'd have gotten the message.

And the people who clog up your chat with 'Hey'. Nothing else. Flips sake, if you want to make conversation, say something a bit more reply-able than that!

looking_around · 16-02-2014 7:11pm

ivytwine wrote: »

Not a status- but persistent people. Creepers. A guy has tried to add me four times in the last month, I haven't a blues clue who he is. Checked my 'other' folder, apparently he works on the same floor as me in a different department. Now I know one or two of the people in that department (I'm relatively new) but I have never talked to this guy. You would think that after the third time I rejected his friend request he'd have gotten the message.

And the people who clog up your chat with 'Hey'. Nothing else. Flips sake, if you want to make conversation, say something a bit more reply-able than that!

Report him?/block?
When you reject a request, a question comes up "do you know this person outside of facebook" If you choose no, you have the option to block/ or report.
Why don't you do this?

NegativeCreep · 16-02-2014 7:33pm

looking_around wrote: »

Report him?/block?
When you reject a request, a question comes up "do you know this person outside of facebook" If you choose no, you have the option to block/ or report.
Why don't you do this?

Because, if I were to hazard a guess, they secretly love the attention.

BNMC · 16-02-2014 8:17pm

Ah lads..

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgmrQ4PCEAA3O83.jpg

Mam of 4 · 16-02-2014 9:13pm

BNMC wrote: »

Ah lads..

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgmrQ4PCEAA3O83.jpg

Sorry, but that was too funny

I'm easily amused

ivytwine · 16-02-2014 10:51pm

looking_around wrote: »

Report him?/block?
When you reject a request, a question comes up "do you know this person outside of facebook" If you choose no, you have the option to block/ or report.
Why don't you do this?

It didn't come up. I always do this normally. But it didn't come up any of the last three times. I had to go into his profile to report him. I did this this morning so hopefully that's the last time he'll add me.

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Because, if I were to hazard a guess, they secretly love the attention.

I don't actually, I actually don't want some creep I don't know looking through my pics or seeing anything I've posted. I have my profile set on as private as possible. If he had his workplace up (which he didn't) or if we had mutual friends (which we don't, which is major red flag for me, why not add the other new starters, couldn't be because they're all lads, is it?) I probably would have accepted, but the persistence has actually unnerved me.

But no, someone who has a legitimate complaint about some weirdo adding them on Facebook is looking for attention. Of course.

dreamers75 · 17-02-2014 12:53am

BNMC wrote: »

Ah lads..

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgmrQ4PCEAA3O83.jpg

@*****watching ?

NegativeCreep · 17-02-2014 2:17am

ivytwine wrote: »

It didn't come up. I always do this normally. But it didn't come up any of the last three times. I had to go into his profile to report him. I did this this morning so hopefully that's the last time he'll add me.

I don't actually, I actually don't want some creep I don't know looking through my pics or seeing anything I've posted. I have my profile set on as private as possible. If he had his workplace up (which he didn't) or if we had mutual friends (which we don't, which is major red flag for me, why not add the other new starters, couldn't be because they're all lads, is it?) I probably would have accepted, but the persistence has actually unnerved me.

But no, someone who has a legitimate complaint about some weirdo adding them on Facebook is looking for attention. Of course.

Ah I'm only messing, relax.

ivytwine · 17-02-2014 9:22am

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Ah I'm only messing, relax.

Sorry, I had a pretty creepy experience with another weirdo last year, half thinking of deleting FB but need it for contacting people abroad and for groups I'm a member of. Pals again?

El Weirdo · 17-02-2014 9:57am

ivytwine wrote: »

Sorry, I had a pretty creepy experience with another weirdo last year...

Hey! That was just a misunderstanding. Those holiday photos were just resting on my hard drive.

NegativeCreep · 17-02-2014 11:30am

ivytwine wrote: »

Sorry, I had a pretty creepy experience with another weirdo last year, half thinking of deleting FB but need it for contacting people abroad and for groups I'm a member of. Pals again?

Haha defo :L

ivytwine · 17-02-2014 1:50pm

HOW do people not realise that Waterford Whispers is a joke site? The amount of comments on their articles going: "Ah dat's a ****in disgrasce, Enda suld be kild nd dem ****ers alwys tryna screw us over!"

I really do despair for people!

kunst nugget · 17-02-2014 1:52pm

ivytwine wrote: »

HOW do people not realise that Waterford Whispers is a joke site? The amount of comments on their articles going: "Ah dat's a ****in disgrasce, Enda suld be kild nd dem ****ers alwys tryna screw us over!"

I really do despair for people!

It's absolutely priceless. The people writing it are geniuses. The best comedy writing in Ireland at the moment.

WellThen? · 17-02-2014 1:56pm

Does anyone else get weirded out with people knowing somebody that died and covering their Facebook with pictures of that person for months afterwards??

I know it must help people, but I've seen it so much that it feels like it's not really people who were all that close, as the one's who were that close would not be on Facebook the same day talking about it....

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