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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #1022
    Niemoj
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    Facebook Stunnah wrote:
    mie an mie man bou 2 ryd an mie ma woks in d dure scarleh so i am

    She then proceeds to tag her mother in it and gets 47 likes!


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    #1023
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Am i the only one that likes to see pics of my nephews/nieces/friend's kids etc on facebook? I love seeing pictures of them and hearing how they're getting on, it makes me smile ... i must be in the minority!


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    #1024
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    coolhull wrote: »
    Yeah, cos everyone knows that Ireland wouldn't dream of letting their own people emigrate to foreign lands, especially if they intend to bring their religion as on-board luggage

    GAA jerseys do not a religion make. :)


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    #1025
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Niemoj wrote: »
    She then proceeds to tag her mother in it and gets 47 likes!

    Is she saying that her and her fella were about to make the beast with two backs and her mother walked in on them?

    If that's what it is, it took me a fecking age to decipher it.


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    #1026
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    rawn wrote: »
    Am i the only one that likes to see pics of my nephews/nieces/friend's kids etc on facebook? I love seeing pictures of them and hearing how they're getting on, it makes me smile ... i must be in the minority!

    Honestly have no problem with the first day of school pics - it's a big occasion for child and parent alike. Repeated pictures of a child napping or the like get a tad tedious.


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    #1027
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Is she saying that her and her fella were about to make the beast with two backs and her mother walked in on them?

    If that's what it is, it took me a fecking age to decipher it.

    Oh! "Woks in d dure" = walks in the door. I never would have worked that out on my own. I thought the "dure" was somewhere she worked and I was trying to work out the correlation!


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    #1028
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    Oh! "Woks in d dure" = walks in the door. I never would have worked that out on my own. I thought the "dure" was somewhere she worked and I was trying to work out the correlation!

    I was able to decipher it, that worries me :D... I'm obviously spending too much time reading this thread.


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    #1029
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    Oh! "Woks in d dure" = walks in the door. I never would have worked that out on my own. I thought the "dure" was somewhere she worked and I was trying to work out the correlation!

    I was trying to figure out where she worked for ages as well.


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    #1030
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    rawn wrote: »
    Am i the only one that likes to see pics of my nephews/nieces/friend's kids etc on facebook? I love seeing pictures of them and hearing how they're getting on, it makes me smile ... i must be in the minority!

    God no, pictures of children are the worst possible things to see on your Facebook feed. I'd much rather see endless minion memes, "jokes" about how it's wine o'clock and buzzfeed article after buzzfeed article about how much of a 90s kid I am.


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    #1031
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Dolbert wrote: »
    God no, pictures of children are the worst possible things to see on your Facebook feed. I'd much rather see endless minion memes, "jokes" about how it's wine o'clock and buzzfeed article after buzzfeed article about how much of a 90s kid I am.

    They're even worse than articles about dodgy medical/food claims, chemtrail conspiracy pictures, repeated water protest posts and daily updates about a hobby no one else is interested in.


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    #1032
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Dolbert wrote: »
    God no, pictures of children are the worst possible things to see on your Facebook feed. I'd much rather see endless minion memes, "jokes" about how it's wine o'clock and buzzfeed article after buzzfeed article about how much of a 90s kid I am.

    Why though?! They're kids i care about and they're adorable, I'd much rather see them than the endless selfies and pictures of alcohol :P


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    #1033
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    rawn wrote: »
    Why though?! They're kids i care about and they're adorable, I'd much rather see them than the endless selfies and pictures of alcohol :P

    I think the poster's being sarcastic…


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    #1034
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    I think the poster's being sarcastic…

    I'm not so sure :p


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    #1035
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    "I'd like to wish my late dada in heaven a very happy 113th birthday today,still missing you after all these years dada"

    F.F.S!!

    Jesus !!
    Sending out 396th birthday wishes to my great great great great great grandad Loftus Mc Pheremson grand earl of Limerick - Will be a massive cake eh pops(4)

    :D ...


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    #1036
    Siobhers
    Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭Siobhers


    That hash tag though...


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    #1037
    Niemoj
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Is she saying that her and her fella were about to make the beast with two backs and her mother walked in on them?

    If that's what it is, it took me a fecking age to decipher it.

    Exactly.

    "My boyfriend and I were about to engage in coital activity when my mother walked in the door. I am embarrassed."


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    #1038
    NTC
    Registered Users Posts: 889 ✭✭✭NTC


    Niemoj wrote: »
    Exactly.

    "My boyfriend and I were about to engage in coital activity when my mother walked in the door. I am embarrassed."

    So easy now. Thank you. It had me beat!


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    #1039
    Niemoj
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    NTC wrote: »
    So easy now. Thank you. It had me beat!

    noh probz hon,, eny tyme xx


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    #1040
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Siobhers wrote: »
    That hash tag though...

    Carillion?


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    #1041
    fullstop
    Registered Users Posts: 11,314 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    mackeire wrote: »
    Unfortunately it only got shared 999 times so the doctors wouldn't do the transplant!

    Why do people post such crap!!!

    Don't bother sharing it, the kid has most definitely passed away as that was from January 2012. Which reminds me that people sharing ****e without reading the date on it really annoys me..."help find this girl, her family are really worried about her", look at the date and it's 4 years old.


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    #1042
    Squaredude
    Registered Users Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Squaredude


    wrote:
    I not just sayn it cause he's mine but he's the best boyfriend i could of eve asked for my mother an father love him
    Anal 😍

    Bit of an inappropriate relationship


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    #1043
    PTH2009
    Registered Users Posts: 37,871 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    People wishing happy birthdays to club pages,pubs etc. WTF


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    #1044
    bnagrrl
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭bnagrrl


    [name] is feeling excited
    Oh its killing me holding news in I wanna burst

    followed by 18 comments asking what it is and the OP says
    I can tell people hopefully next week

    Aaaaaaaaaaand unfriended


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    #1045
    kitten_k
    Registered Users Posts: 6,046 ✭✭✭kitten_k


    bnagrrl wrote: »
    followed by 18 comments asking what it is and the OP says



    Aaaaaaaaaaand unfriended

    But if you unfriend her we won't get to hear the great news!


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    #1046
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    kitten_k wrote: »
    But if you unfriend her we won't get to hear the great news!

    She/her mother/her mate/her dog is probably fecking pregnant and has to go for the scan.


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    #1047
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Just unfollowed a girl because she's getting too fond of the oul hashtags now.
    She's one of these fitness freaks who posts and spouts drivel about granola, fruit, gyms, being healthy, etc, etc.
    Here's the last post:

    "There are going to be times when you don't work out or binge eat or drink too much or fluctuate in weight or can't be ar*ed to do anything, but never give up. NEVER. #instafit #fitgirl #gymforlife #healthy #loveveg #lovefruit #lovewater #gymbunny #absforlife #bikinibabe #toofittoquit #legsaching #armssore #nikesforlife #fitnessfreak".

    I wish I was exaggerating the hashtags, but I'm not.


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    #1048
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    #unfollowed would have been an appropriate reply


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    #1049
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    #fitfam is another one

    #f*ckyourself


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    #1050
    via4
    Registered Users Posts: 291 ✭✭via4


    Had a girl on fb who literally thought she was the only girl in the town that had a child and worked and went to they gym thought she was this super moma get over it you go to the gym and also have a child who cares :) Another girl checks in to her workplace (CE Scheme) giving out about a girl in work that who does she think she is and she will punch the face of her and then the next status will be giving out that someone has told her workmate about the status.


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    #1051
    Squaredude
    Registered Users Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Squaredude


    I understand posting a picture of your kids first day at school. But posting a picture of your teenage son on his first day of 5th year and stating how proud you are of him and hope that he has a great day, is a bit much.


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