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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Causing a bit of controversy...

    So tru hun xx


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,830 ✭✭✭893bet


    mackeire wrote: »
    So tru hun xx

    God only takes the best.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Bit:
    A) Controversial
    B) Dark
    For this thread tbh


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,989 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    I love when people delete you for nothing it's like the trash taking themselves out 😅😅😅😅 aw ya gotta laugh xxx


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,027 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    why do people have to post where they are the whole time etc. i dont care if your shopping having a pint etc

    i saw a group where its 'where to get things in this town' (people ask where to get X in the town). imo it mainly for people wanting everyone to knw there business and too get the likes. some of things people post on it would be answered by google.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    I love when people delete you for nothing it's like the trash taking themselves out 😅😅😅😅 aw ya gotta laugh xxx

    I love that! I've been blocked by someone who wasn't even on my friend list :D tragic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Zymurgist


    *picture of child in a trcksuit*


    Es lyk hz daddy aw luv dat pic [name] so cute xx


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    why do people have to post where they are the whole time etc. i dont care if your shopping having a pint etc

    i saw a group where its 'where to get things in this town' (people ask where to get X in the town). imo it mainly for people wanting everyone to knw there business and too get the likes. some of things people post on it would be answered by google.

    This +1000. By having Facebook on any device means you can go online to find other information.


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    KKkitty wrote: »
    This +1000. By having Facebook on any device means you can go online to find other information.

    Wot? Go onlyne? Dat meens I'd haf to Goggle it. No tim 4 dat, haf to mynd mi too li'l angles and dere uslessss da. i jus wysh I cud haf nuff tyme to Goggle dat sorta stuf.
    Neways, not fynyshed mi Dutch Gol yet. Tree cans stil to go. Yipppeeeee! h8ers gonna h8!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    coolhull wrote: »
    Wot? Go onlyne? Dat meens I'd haf to Goggle it. No tim 4 dat, haf to mynd mi too li'l angles and dere uslessss da. i jus wysh I cud haf nuff tyme to Goggle dat sorta stuf.
    Neways, not fynyshed mi Dutch Gol yet. Tree cans stil to go. Yipppeeeee! h8ers gonna h8!

    If they can't handle you at your worst, they don't deserve you at your best hun :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "Meee :0) selfaay. Wheeey. Yolo."

    Accompanied about her 3rd almost identical selfie of the day


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    rawn wrote: »
    "Meee :0) selfaay. Wheeey. Yolo."

    Accompanied about her 3rd almost identical selfie of the day

    Buh luk at mee, I'm gorgus....


  • Registered Users Posts: 663 ✭✭✭Karmella


    " ****. I need a passport to get on the plane! "


    Seeing this update made my night. This person has treated me really badly lately and to see that they went all the way to Dublin to fly out on a 4 day break without their passport ... Well it's just desserts really... I know it's schadenfreude but I don't care!!! :D


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,776 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    I guess karmella that's what you call karma :pac:


  • Administrators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,947 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Neyite


    Karmella wrote: »
    " ****. I need a passport to get on the plane! "


    Seeing this update made my night. This person has treated me really badly lately and to see that they went all the way to Dublin to fly out on a 4 day break without their passport ... Well it's just desserts really... I know it's schadenfreude but I don't care!!! :D

    I hope it was somewhere expensive and non-refundable :)
    It's rare we see karma in action so enjoy it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 620 ✭✭✭niallo32


    Same beaut as before:

    "Muslims dont believe is Christmas ie santa they already have got our lady moved out of children s hospitals because they think it interferes with there believes and from what I here they would like us not to have a Christmas at all and make it a normal day so should we tell them to go **** the ead there Christmas and tell them we dont like there religion the kran because if you listen to it in english it tell tell to convert everybody to islam and believe s in the devil toughts please I am disappointed that they think they can come here do such a thing send them packing ireland."


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    niallo32 wrote: »
    ... Christmas ie santa...

    Obviously a devout Christian.


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    niallo32 wrote: »
    Same beaut as before:

    I am disappointed that they think they can come here do such a thing send them packing ireland."

    Yeah, cos everyone knows that Ireland wouldn't dream of letting their own people emigrate to foreign lands, especially if they intend to bring their religion as on-board luggage


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Unfortunately it only got shared 999 times so the doctors wouldn't do the transplant!

    Why do people post such crap!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Another beauty!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Keeping details as vague as possible but anyway...

    I'm friends with a guard, and I can imagine it's up there with a doctor in terms of being plagued for advice in your free time.

    Someone actually posted on the guard's Facebook page looking for advice on anti social behaviour. From the tone of the message it was obviously meant to be a private mail, but Christ... Reporting crimes to guards on Facebook. What next...


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,715 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    :eek::eek::eek::eek:
    Kim ya need to do the dna again ya hqvin a clue


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,027 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    so the annual first day of school pics/statuses start apperaring

    'My sons first day of school today, in tears here so proud of him'

    100 likes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    Facebook is full of nothing but women posting utter shit about their precious little darlings.


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,027 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Nib wrote: »
    Facebook is full of nothing but women posting utter shit about their precious little darlings.

    there job descriptons are Full Time Parent, Stay at home mom etc


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,442 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Nib wrote: »
    Facebook is full of nothing but women posting utter shit about their precious little darlings.

    If you put that text on a picture of a minion and posted it to your FB feed, you'd probably get 1000+ likes :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "You don't know how strong you are until being strong is the only option you have" - Bob Marely.

    Alongside a picture of a fairy on a blade of grass, of course.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,442 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Here you go, go nuts if you wanna lose some female friends :D

    http://i.imgur.com/EsLfUvo.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    marcbrophy wrote: »
    Here you go, go nuts if you wanna lose some female friends :D

    http://i.imgur.com/EsLfUvo.jpg

    As they say on FB, 'I'm stealing that'


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,442 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    sligojoek wrote: »
    As they say on FB, 'I'm stealing that'

    Haha, best of luck with that :)


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