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Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder . . .

  • 21-02-2012 5:08pm
    #1
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭


    Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
    You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
    Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.


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  • #2
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    i love animals


    they taste great.


  • #3
    The Aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    I for one like Rabid Lamb on the BBQ.


  • #4
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    [QUOTE=Rabidlamb;77209990]Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
    You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
    Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.[/QUOTE]


    says the rabidlamb :pac:


  • #5
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkPWwTJTSw


  • #6
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
    You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
    Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.

    Nobody likes a boaster!! :rolleyes:

    :P


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  • #7
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    bacteria is at the top of the food chain.

    when we die bacteria will consume our corpses (if not cremated)


  • #8
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
    You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
    Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.

    Evolution is an ongoing war on a timescale we pesky humans can barley get our heads around.

    Are we parasites, symbionts or predators?


  • #9
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    I like cake


  • #10
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
    You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
    Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.
    tell that to people dying of viral infections. Were along way off winning .


  • #11
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Browse facebook and youtube comments for half an hour, then come back to me with Evolution.


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  • #12
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    bacteria is at the top of the food chain.

    when we die bacteria will consume our corpses (if not cremated)
    Domestos, kills all known germs!


  • #13
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Browse facebook and youtube comments for half an hour, then come back to me with Evolution.

    It may be that evolution just doesn't particularly favour intelligence and it is beginning to downgrade us.


  • #14
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I’d love a bit of meat in me.


  • #15
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of out meat??


  • #16
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I do like animals...I empathise (much) with them to a level....It's just they taste so damn good! :(


  • #17
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    Domestos, kills all known germs!

    Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

    What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
    What about the unknown germs?

    They're everywhere!
    I think I've got one in the sitting room.


  • #18
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

    What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
    What about the unknown germs?

    They're everywhere!
    I think I've got one in the sitting room.

    did you try drinking the domestos to kill off that germ sitting in your room? ;)


  • #19
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    RichieC wrote: »
    Are we parasites, symbionts or predators?
    I like to think humans are like earths reproductive system, we're like sperm and each mission into space is like earths cum being shot across the face that whore moon. We even got a bit on Mars.


  • #20
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Animals need to stop being so damn tasty and then we can talk about not eating them.


  • #21
    Odaise Gaelach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭Odaise Gaelach


    I own a lionhead chinchilla rabbit; they're normally bred for their meat. My rabbit's a big fecker and a bit like Father Jack, in that she's very bad around strangers and people she knows. So my rule is that anyone can eat her, provided they can kill her before she kills them.


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  • #22
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I like to think humans are like earths reproductive system, we're like sperm and each mission into space is like earths cum being shot across the face that whore moon. We even got a bit on Mars.
    Beautifully put. You've got a poetic/artistic talent it seems. :)


  • #23
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I have the thread title coming on a t-shirt from Threadles.com
    Should be here in a week with a few more bits :)


  • #24
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Kiera wrote: »
    I’d love a bit of meat in me.

    My monacle just popped out in comedy fashion


  • #25
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

    What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
    What about the unknown germs?

    I would imagine the germs that survive would mutate and become stronger more immune to it.


  • #26
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    If we weren't meant to eat cows then why are they full of meat.


  • #27
    working fool
    Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    Yakult wrote: »
    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

    What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
    What about the unknown germs?

    I would imagine the germs that survive would mutate and become stronger more immune to it.

    Someone should tell Barry Scott about this


  • #28
    Iang87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    if a cow could eat us the cow would eat us. Look at lions they'll eat you but thankfully we went after the retard of the animal kingdom in the cow


  • #29
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I always thought chickens were such unlucky birds.

    Tasty meat, lay tasty eggs, thick stupid and can't fly away.


  • #30
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    krudler wrote: »
    My monacle just popped out in comedy fashion

    Something popped up here too.

    I do love meat. From an evolutionary point of view we do kick some ass. The detractors are pedants!


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  • #31
    skyflyer
    Registered Users Posts: 60 ✭✭skyflyer


    Yakult wrote: »
    I would imagine the germs that survive would mutate and become stronger more immune to it.

    As someone once said, what happens if you pour Dettol into a Yakult?


  • #32
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    I think, morally, vegetarianism is something I ought to subscribe to. A death for no reason and death for no reason is murder.


  • #33
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Meat is awesome.

    I ****ing hate Morrissey and his ilk, endless banging on about how the killing of an animal is the same as the killing of a human.

    It's not.

    Human tastes like ****.


  • #34
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    Suffering=Flavour


  • #35
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    Tomorrow we dine on flipper.


  • #36
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Meat is awesome.

    I ****ing hate Morrissey and his ilk, endless banging on about how the killing of an animal is the same as the killing of a human.

    It's not.

    Human tastes like ****.

    Every meat either tastes like pork, beef or chicken, that is the way everyone describes it,,eeehhh it tastes like chicken, it is reported by cannibals that humans tastes like pork.

    I like pork.


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  • #37
    GreenWolfe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,731 ✭✭✭GreenWolfe


    flanders1979 wrote: »
    Tomorrow we dine on flipper.

    Dibs on the speech centre of the brain.


  • #38
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    St.Spodo wrote: »
    I think, morally, vegetarianism is something I ought to subscribe to. A death for no reason and death for no reason is murder.

    Then how about the death to plants, they are living matter as well.


  • #39
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    44leto wrote: »
    Then how about the death to plants, they are living matter as well.

    And the death of countless millions of insects, bugs and worms in an effort to feed vegan the plant flesh they crave so much.

    Or, how about the fact that so many animals die in the harvesting of tofu that every slippery bite contains traces of blood.

    Vegas/vegetarians = hypocrites.


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If Jesus didnt want us eating meat, he wouldnt have made animals so damn tasty.

    FFS what next , human rights for Dolphins??...oh wait..;)

    0:25am UK, Tuesday February 21, 2012
    A team of experts has said dolphins should be given the same rights to life and liberty as humans because of their high levels of intelligence and self-awareness.

    Scientists meeting in Canada were told the mammals deserved to be treated as non-human "persons" who were given the same ethical considerations as humans.
    A small group of experts in philosophy, conservation and dolphin behaviour were canvassing support for a "Declaration of Rights for Cetaceans".

    http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16174092


  • #41
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    44leto wrote: »
    Then how about the death to plants, they are living matter as well.

    It's a lyric from the song Meat is Murder, by The Smiths. I quoted it as it, more than anything else, got me thinking about the issue and made me conscious of what I eat. Obviously the reality that animals die is a fact of life.


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  • #42
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Sorry to break it to you but you're not top of the food chain.
    Nile crocodiles also prey on humans frequently, far more often than other crocodilian species (although in parts of the Philippines and New Guinea saltwater crocodile attacks can also be common).
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_crocodile#Diet_and_eating_behavior


  • #43
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Sorry to break it to you but you're not top of the food chain.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_crocodile#Diet_and_eating_behavior

    LOL

    Man is the apex predator on this planet, there is no animal that stands a chance against me armed with a big fukcen gun.

    You could have said the Mosquito they have killed billions of men. Or the Flu Virus.


  • #44
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
    You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
    Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.
    What do you mean "won?" We'll be outlived by prokaryotes that hac already been on this earth for hundreds of millions of years before us.


  • #45
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    44leto wrote: »
    LOL

    Man is the apex predator on this planet, there is no animal that stands a chance against me armed with a big fukcen gun.

    You could have said the Mosquito they have killed billions of men. Or the Flu Virus.

    not really the mosquito that kills us so much as the parasite malaria.


  • #46
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    RichieC wrote: »
    not really the mosquito that kills us so much as the parasite malaria.

    It's not the snake that kills us but the snakes venom.

    But you have a point.


  • #47
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Sorry to break it to you but you're not top of the food chain.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_crocodile#Diet_and_eating_behavior
    Swamp People, a show about old, overweight Americans killing crocodiles. It's easy when you know how.


  • #48
    summerskin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    My life's ambition is to eat giant panda before they go extinct(which is as a result of their own stupidity but that's another subject).


  • #49
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    summerskin wrote: »
    My life's ambition is to eat giant panda before they go extinct(which is as a result of their own stupidity but that's another subject).

    What did Gummy ever do to you? :(


  • #50
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    summerskin wrote: »
    My life's ambition is to eat giant panda before they go extinct(which is as a result of their own stupidity but that's another subject).

    Jim Jefferies :D


  • #51
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    summerskin wrote: »
    My life's ambition is to eat giant panda before they go extinct(which is as a result of their own stupidity but that's another subject).

    You're like Ben Stiller :mad::mad::mad:


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