Things that make you feel manly

cloptrop · 20-01-2012 5:54pm

Doing absolutely nothing all day and getting away with it because you put a bin out or opened a jar.

Samich · 20-01-2012 6:03pm

Using an angle grinder/welder
Sharpening a pencil with a chisel
Calling for a specific sized spanner "Oi, hand me the 12mm ya cunt ya!"
Being in the front row of a scrum
Lifting a player in a lineout

cloptrop · 20-01-2012 6:22pm

peeling a pencil with a pencil
uing a lighter to find a gas leak , carrying the grill tray out the back garden when the wife sets it on fire, finding no burglars when you hear a noise in the middle of the night , eating more protein than you need to, getting angry when people knock at the door to sell you ****, giving up drugs , teabagging someone who fell asleep in the pub , using your coat to wrestle a knife off a mugger.

holystungun9 · 20-01-2012 7:46pm

holystungun9 wrote: »

Having a danger ****! Nothing more manly than **** on the Luas first thing in the morning.

stupidusername wrote: »

pics or it doesn't happen

*PM sent!

Pudsy33 · 20-01-2012 7:56pm

Realizing light beer is fcukin ****e

bbam · 20-01-2012 8:10pm

Using a chainsaw...
Hard to resist revving the hel1 out of it just to hear the roar

matt-dublin · 20-01-2012 8:17pm

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

sound like you have a drink problem if you hiding drink in the boilerhouse and afraid to drink in front of the woman.... doesnt sound manly at all. Man up and drink in front of her then beat her into the kitchen to make you a sandwich

you pronounced that wrong, its pronounced sammich...

stupidusername · 20-01-2012 8:48pm

holystungun9 wrote: »

*PM sent!

must've got lost along the way....

boobar · 20-01-2012 9:00pm

Eating a Yorkie while watching Chuck Norris films.

daithieoghan · 20-01-2012 9:04pm

Peeing blood after getting kidney punched in a ruck

Martyn1989 · 20-01-2012 9:05pm

Poking a fire with a stick

cloptrop · 20-01-2012 9:10pm

rEMEMBERING WHERE I WAS WHEN KING ERIC kunfu kicked that fan

ft9 · 20-01-2012 9:19pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Watching a Clint Eastwood film while you crack open a beer.

Re-grouting tiles in the bathroom

You see a smear of poo on the inside of the toilet bowl so you masterfully aim your wee to remove any trace of it. :pac:

Enjoying a good ball-scratching.

When your girlfriend tells you to kill that spider that's freaking her out but you pick it up and put him outside to live another day..............then you pretend to throw it at her to watch her scream

You eat a giant mountain of shpuds, bacon and veggies.

Fixing the pipes under the sink.

And, my favourite:

Letting the measuring tape fly back into it's holster after you've measured something with a pencil

Why would you measure something with a pencil when there is a measuring tape in your hand?

Sindri · 20-01-2012 9:22pm

Wearing a hat and smoking a pipe while drinking a large whiskey while leaning on my leg as it is on a stool while discussing the weather and the u8's division 3 hurling final, while standing in a field full of cattle.

SteoL · 21-01-2012 1:13am

Attabear wrote: »

Feisar wrote: »

It's funny shooting doesn't make me feel manly. While I enjoy it, I don't feel the man factor while shooting.

You need to switch to bigger game.:)

Or a bigger gun

matt-dublin · 21-01-2012 11:49am

SteoL wrote: »

Or a bigger gun

If you're target still exists after shooting it you need to up your caliber

mikemac1 · 21-01-2012 11:55am

Labouring for a few hours and working up a sweat

Like helping build a garden wall

And then at the end of the day your baby soft hands are now sore and rough

Man hands :cool:

harry Bailey esq · 21-01-2012 10:36pm

TheZohan wrote: »

That's not manly, that's living in squalor.

it is indeed a manly thing to do,especially when my other half cleans it!the Sunday world gets retrieved from the green bin many times before collection day!a big crap and a good read until your getting pins and needles in your legs is definitely a manly pastime sir

gurramok · 21-01-2012 11:02pm

Pudsy33 wrote: »

Realizing light beer is fcukin ****e

Did anyone mention strong beer makes you a real man?

Ya know, instead of that weak 4 point something alcohol content beer you regularly get in the pubs and offies, try drinking some stronger beer(preferably German) for a change on a night out to show how much of a real man you are.

*expects someone to post that he drinks bottles of vodka instead to torpedo my post* Yeh, thats manly

44leto · 21-01-2012 11:03pm

Posting in this thread, roarrrrrrrrrrr.

af_thefragile · 21-01-2012 11:23pm

Taking a massive sh*te...

shamrock55 · 21-01-2012 11:26pm

has to be having sex doggy style whilst drinking a bottle of beer:cool::D

qwerty93 · 21-01-2012 11:30pm

The feeling of sucess of bringin cows out of a field or into a crush
Climbing over gates into fields

Littlehorny · 21-01-2012 11:31pm

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Opening a bottle of beer with any object other than a bottle opener.

Can you open them with your teeth?

newbee22 · 21-01-2012 11:35pm

This one not so much makes me feel manly, but embarrassed to be a women....saw a women today in the garage who didn't know how to open the thing where the petrol goes into in her car:eek::eek::eek::eek:

ygolometsipe · 21-01-2012 11:46pm

the delirium tremens
breaking stuff
dogs
fixing stuff
crazy sex
beautiful woman.
talking to other men when 20-100 topics of converstion are covered in 5 mins
rage
morning erections
whiskey .. not being man-enough for it straight (yet!)

the fact that women generally think were great

cat-fights
.... the list goes on

gurramok · 21-01-2012 11:55pm

ygolometsipe wrote: »

talking to other men when 20-100 topics of converstion are covered in 5 mins

Thats called multi-tasking and wimmin can do that that better than men. Edit your post now so your manhood is kept intact and proud

ygolometsipe · 22-01-2012 1:10am

gurramok wrote: »

Thats called multi-tasking and wimmin can do that that better than men. Edit your post now so your manhood is kept intact and proud

"wimmin can do that that better than men"

that made me laugh - well done sir

SteoL · 23-01-2012 1:58am

J. Marston wrote: »

Peeling my sweaty ball-sack from my leg on a sticky summer's day.

I quite enjoy that I must admit

ottostreet · 23-01-2012 2:08am

Ah theres nothing quite like piling into a woman from behind to make you masculine!

MyKeyG · 23-01-2012 2:41am

ottostreet wrote: »

Ah theres nothing quite like piling into a woman from behind to make you masculine!

With a pint in hand and a copy of Rugby World on her back!

flanum · 23-01-2012 3:14am

being the only one at a family funeral that doesnt cry.. and supporting everybody else....

disappearing the day after a family funeral "fishing" and having a good bawl with the dog!

digging a neighbours grave!

thats my manly stuff. feck yiz.. im away fishin!

flanum · 23-01-2012 3:23am

whiskey .. not being man-enough for it straight (yet!)

ye havent had a glass of 18 year old jameson presented to ye yet son!!! when ye do, just take it and sip, taste the oak barrel flavour of it and regret ever throwing in coka cola and such stuff into crap like jack daniels and captain morgans..... indeed if you happen to be in dublin town.. take yourself to the palace bar with a newspaper under your arm and order a pint of guinness and a 12/18/6.. year old jameson from the top shelfs... then proceed down to the back part where the dome looks down at ye and then proceed with your cure....... that is manly!!

stoneill · 23-01-2012 3:26am

Sharpening a pencil using a wood chisel and then putting it behind your ear.

AngryBollix · 23-01-2012 3:29am

Ripping guinness farts

AngryBollix · 23-01-2012 3:31am

flanum wrote: »

whiskey .. not being man-enough for it straight (yet!)
ye havent had a glass of 18 year old jameson presented to ye yet son!!! when ye do, just take it and sip, taste the oak barrel flavour of it and regret ever throwing in coka cola and such stuff into crap like jack daniels and captain morgans..... indeed if you happen to be in dublin town.. take yourself to the palace bar with a newspaper under your arm and order a pint of guinness and a 12/18/6.. year old jameson from the top shelfs... then proceed down to the back part where the dome looks down at ye and then proceed with your cure....... that is manly!!

The palace on fleet st?

Lady Chuckles · 23-01-2012 10:00am

stupidusername wrote: »

Drinking cans

No, cans aren't nice. They're uncomfortable - and I don't feel cool and manly when I'm uncomfortable :pac:

Feisar · 23-01-2012 10:05am

AngryBollix wrote: »

The palace on fleet st?

I'd imagine so. Some pint of Guinness upstairs there.

Kintarō Hattori · 23-01-2012 11:31am

Changing the water cooler in the office. The ladies either can't...... or won't.

Pyr0 · 23-01-2012 1:06pm

TheZohan wrote: »

Shaving with my hunting knife, like a boss.

Hunting with my shaving knife, like a baus.

BunShopVoyeur · 23-01-2012 1:12pm

Samich wrote: »

Reversing a trailer
Having your hands covered in diesel/oil

Things that make you feel like a culchie?

Feisar · 23-01-2012 1:32pm

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Changing the water cooler in the office. The ladies either can't...... or won't.

It's better to wait till they ask you.

Girl from upstairs: Feisar, can you come up and change the water cooler?

Feisar: Nah, I'm not thirsty.

Feisar · 23-01-2012 1:39pm

davet82 wrote: »

Servicing somebody elses woman

Never water another mans wife or another mans whiskey.

Dyr · 23-01-2012 2:03pm

ygolometsipe wrote: »

whiskey .. not being man-enough for it straight (yet!)

you'd be suprised how quikly you can get used to it

23-01-2012 2:29pm

On a hot day, complaining about Betty Swallox

22-10-2012 10:22am

For some reason this article reminded me of this thread.

Wearing only thongs, they chased the devil through the bush and into a pool of water, where Mr Haddow was able to grab it by the tail.

" had a few beers down me belt so wasn't really too worried about it to be honest."

he chewed a hole in me mate's bloody bathroom."

the two men as "bloody legends" for their daring capture

ukonline · 22-10-2012 6:12pm

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Walking around in the rain with nothing
covering your head, and pretending not
to care about getting wet.

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smash · 22-10-2012 6:18pm

Punching a steak to tenderise is.

Putting more stuff in my man drawer that I'll probably never use anyway... But you never know, those 17 spare keys might someday fit a lock... Somewhere!

Scortho · 22-10-2012 6:20pm

WAXING

MY CAR:D

GalwayGuy2 · 22-10-2012 6:20pm

chopping wood:P

Things that make you feel manly

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