Things that make you feel manly

Satts · 20-01-2012 1:19am

Agitating paint with my wooden teeth.

Standard Toaster · 20-01-2012 1:33am

Cutting my own arm off with a dull knife.
Breaking my fall with my face and not even flinching.
Change the head gasket on an old K30 Corolla.
Wire a plug.
Pull a calf on a wet morning.
Mig welding.
Knowing what a torque wrench is.

the_barfly1 · 20-01-2012 1:34am

not grimacing after downing a glass of hard liquor
lifting heavy stuff by yourself that should really require two people
working up an unmerciful sweat while doing your (non i.t. or office based) job

Satts · 20-01-2012 1:35am

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Cutting my own arm off with a dull knife.
Breaking my fall with my face and not even flinching.
Change the head gasket on an old K30 Corolla.
Wire a plug.
Pull a calf on a wet morning.
Mig welding.
Knowing what a torque wrench is.

Sick Man.

theneed2rock · 20-01-2012 1:35am

getting the misses to make you a sandwich

TheZohanS · 20-01-2012 1:39am

Shaving with my hunting knife, like a boss.

xclw · 20-01-2012 1:40am

getting my nails done. .oh wait i'm a lady

cloptrop · 20-01-2012 1:44am

Going to the civic centre and signing for the dole once a month.
Collecting the freebees off gumtree cause its only eejits that pay for these things.
Getting a bathroom suite in a nissan micra cause your car is in the garage and the missus wants a new bathroom today.

dave3004 · 20-01-2012 1:52am

Being the big spoon when watching tv with a girl

Standard Toaster · 20-01-2012 1:53am

Keeping the wimmins warm with our man-fur.

Babybuff · 20-01-2012 1:57am

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Keeping the wimmins warm with our man-fur.

did a little vom there

Mr Keek · 20-01-2012 2:20am

Having a pen behind yer ear.

Having a pen knife on yer keyring.

When the girlfriend says you'll never fit the car in that parking space and you just back the car in and get it perfect in one go.

Whipping out the jump leads out of the boot and getting the damzel in distress back on the road again.

IvySlayer · 20-01-2012 2:23am

Pipe in mouth.

cloptrop · 20-01-2012 2:25am

Going out on your lunch break to chase butterflies and bees around the carpark.

Sindri · 20-01-2012 2:31am

Mr Keek wrote: »

Having a pen behind yer ear.

Having a pen knife on yer keyring.

When the girlfriend says you'll never fit the car in that parking space and you just whip out the pen knife and get it perfect in one go.

Whipping out the pen knife out of the boot and getting the damzel in distress back on the road again.

FYP

Dudess · 20-01-2012 2:32am

Drinking a can by aggressively pushing a biro through it, then slugging back the lot - ignoring all the spillage. Then crushing it flat with one hand, and firing it at the bin; then high-fiving a mate, then belching and farting loudly, then shouting "fuk yeah!!!"

:cool:

Non manly bit: going off to change top and throw the beer-soaked one in the laundry basket.

Sindri · 20-01-2012 2:35am

Dudess wrote: »

Drinking a can by aggressively pushing a biro through it, then slugging back the lot - ignoring all the spillage. Then crushing it flat with one hand, and firing it at the bin; then high-fiving a mate, then belching and farting loudly, then shouting "fuk yeah!!!"

:cool:

Non manly bit: going off to change top and throw the beer-soaked one in the laundry basket.

Get you tits out.

Get your tits out.

Get you tits out for the lads.

For the lads.

GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS.

seanybiker · 20-01-2012 2:38am

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I've taken up the sport of Strongman, but by far the most manly things I do are to take possession of the remote control and give about about every other driver on the road.

And as for your leg of chicken, pffffttttt, recently I've eaten a whole chicken for lunch on a few occasions.

keep it up. Strongest man in ireland lives near me and he gets his chickens for free. He's huge.

Me it would be having a gsxr 1000 and just me being well cool in general with my manly beard

Babybuff · 20-01-2012 2:38am

aw can I punch him for you dudess

The King of Moo · 20-01-2012 2:40am

Scratching yourself with a key.

Getting far too involved in the boxing on Wii Sports when your child/niece/nephew gets you to play for the first time, realising halfway through that you're taking too seriously, but being unable to stop yourself trying to beat the computer-controlled character in case your significant other cheats on you with it for beating you up.

Omackeral · 20-01-2012 3:42am

Grilling a burger/steak on a bbq. Picking it up. Placing it back down in the exact same spot.

SpatialPlanning · 20-01-2012 3:47am

2 things...

1. Chopping down a tree.

2. Shaking hands... Like a BOSS!

mikemac1 · 20-01-2012 3:50am

Changing a car tyre
A man who cannot do this and calls out the AA is no man at all

Parking your bike and strolling down town with your jacket, boots, pants and helmet.
Pretty manly
That right seanybiker

jugger0 · 20-01-2012 3:51am

Physically dominating other men (no homo)

Being a big strong muscly kunt with a hairy chest

Walking around your front garden in your jocks drinking milk straight from the carton shouting at passers by

Having a bloody steak and dipping your mash into the blood for flavor

Sindri · 20-01-2012 3:52am

Fixing any DIY problem with a few belts of a hammer.

Failure to do so results in the imminent castration of your penis.

pappyodaniel · 20-01-2012 3:53am

Carrying a makeshift (a branch) walking stick while out for a Sunday stroll.

Opening lids of jars for wimmins who aren't as strong as me.

Getting a foot cramp the same time as you ejaculate.

Assembling children's toys at Xmas.

Smoking fags in a pub after hours.

Haggling the price down when trying to purchase something.

grateface · 20-01-2012 3:56am

- Stopping traffic on the road to wave out a lorry/JCB etc out of a lane.

- Having a drawer that contains everything from - light bulbs for the light over the mirror to fuses to torque wrenches.

- Knowing exactly which direction you should be walking in a city you've never been in.

- Giving the barman a nod for your next drink and he immediately knows your order.

- Drinkin black tea if workin on a building site. Otherwise taking milk in an old mustard bottle is manish enough also.

- Never carry a dog

- Sharpen pencils with a knife

- Giving hardy hand shakes to young lads.

seanybiker · 20-01-2012 3:59am

mikemac1 wrote: »

Changing a car tyre
A man who cannot do this and calls out the AA is no man at all

Parking your bike and strolling down town with your jacket, boots, pants and helmet.
Pretty manly
That right seanybiker

Hells yeah. :pac:

policarp · 20-01-2012 3:59am

Sindri wrote: »

Fixing any DIY problem with a few belts of a hammer.

Failure to do so results in the imminent castration of your penis.

I think you made a balls of that. . .

Sindri · 20-01-2012 4:01am

policarp wrote: »

I think you made a balls of that. . .

Pointing out other men's inadequacies.

Results in castration of your penis.

policarp · 20-01-2012 4:05am

Sindri wrote: »

Pointing out other men's inadequacies.

Results in castration of your penis.

Amputate penis.

Castrate testicles.

By the way, did you find out
who the redhead lassie is?

mikemac1 · 20-01-2012 4:13am

The noble art of haggling

If you're making a large purchase, for example a large TV and you paid the listed price and were too timid to haggle, then turn in your mancard

Sindri · 20-01-2012 4:24am

policarp wrote: »

Amputate penis.

Castrate testicles.

By the way, did you find out
who the redhead lassie is?

In China castration included castration of the penis as well as the testicles.

Doc Ruby · 20-01-2012 4:26am

jugger0 wrote: »

Having a bloody steak and dipping your mash into the blood for flavor

Hmm. Thought I was the only one that did that.

Also stropping a blade on your stubble until its sharp enough to shave with.

Then shaving with it.

Chuck Stone · 20-01-2012 4:36am

Parking a car in a tight spot without bursting into tears.

Having duct tape.

Sawing wood because saws can saw through wood.

Buying tools that you'll probably never use.

Making a roaring camp fire from plundered wood inside a ring of rocks.

policarp · 20-01-2012 4:37am

Sindri wrote: »

In China castration included castration of the penis as well as the testicles.

Very well, chop your nuts and langer off.
I was only trying to save your willie. . .

The King of Moo · 20-01-2012 4:41am

Looking at friends' new photos on facebook out of genuine curiosity: 1% of the time.

Looking at friends' new photos on facebook to perv: 99%.

seanybiker · 20-01-2012 4:42am

Doc Ruby wrote: »

Hmm. Thought I was the only one that did that.

Also stropping a blade on your stubble until its sharp enough to shave with.

Then shaving with it.

pfft I go cow tipping then drag the cow through a potato patch and feast on it over a Zippo flame.

later12 · 20-01-2012 4:59am

listening to 80's music driving a tractor

Pulling silage with said tractor,and annoying road users.

Atein' a big feed.

Going up on a ladder, just to have a look at the roof. Shaking the head, but doing nothing.

Tagging calves.

Calling my mother "The Mother"

Calling my father by his first name.

Helping the vet.

Shouting blue murder at a bunch of kids at an under 12s hurling match.

Watching cattle with hands on the hips. This is the only time a man can put his hands on his hips and not be mistaken as gay.

shanered · 20-01-2012 5:05am

Scratchin'me balls!

Mr.Biscuits · 20-01-2012 5:08am

Gazing drunkenly at the starry moonlit sky while taking an expenisve, yet worthwhile piss.

mikemac1 · 20-01-2012 5:10am

later10 wrote: »

Calling my mother "The Mother"

Da auld one

later10 wrote: »

Calling my father by his first name.

Da auld lad

Having your dinner at midday. What's this lunch craic about? Dinner is for the middle of the day
A man needs a meal and not some pansy pannini's and coffee. Carvary dinner please and pile on the mash and gravy

saa · 20-01-2012 5:17am

Lifting heavy objects and putting things into walls (WINK),
don't get me started on that glue gun.
Mmmm glue gun.

Son Of A Vidic · 20-01-2012 5:29am

alphanine wrote: »

M powered BMW redlining at c. 8000 rpm

Any man driving a nancy-boy car like a BMW, falls well short in the 'manly' test I'm afraid.

holystungun9 · 20-01-2012 7:36am

Mr Keek wrote: »

Having a pen behind yer ear.

Having a pen knife on yer keyring.

When the girlfriend says you'll never fit the car in that parking space and you just back the car in and get it perfect in one go.

Whipping out the jump leads out of the boot and getting the damzel in distress back on the road again.

Or nipple clamps as I like to call 'em.