Should I run or stay for sex

Doge · 30-08-2014 3:14am

MS.ing wrote: »

is her name ciara and youre due to meet her in a petrol station, to discuss the new safe she found in her garden since you started on the journey?

Chris___ wrote: »

Her sisters name is Ciara

Wtf is going on there, has MS.ing figured out who she is?

She closed her account within the last hour too apparently!

Export · 30-08-2014 3:26am

Esel wrote: »

FYP

It might be funny if it had basis in truth.

It's not funny. On any level.

Esel · 30-08-2014 3:43am

Post deleted to spare your blushes, as you don't seem to get the FYP concept.

In communist Russia, joke gets you.

FullblownRose · 30-08-2014 3:46am

Why can't you just have sex with someone who isn't into 'mutlating' people?

lanos · 30-08-2014 4:41am

Crazy women are great fun
I was seeing a stringfellows dancer in London when I was in my twenties in London. (looking back I'm not sure what she saw in me)
She was crazy with a capital C
Simple solution. Use a hotel, keep home address secret and have fun.
Believe me, when you hit your 40's, you will cherish the memories.

blade1 · 30-08-2014 9:43am

MS.ing wrote: »

is her name ciara and youre due to meet her in a petrol station, to discuss the new safe she found in her garden since you started on the journey?

Doge wrote: »

Wtf is going on there, has MS.ing figured out who she is?

She closed her account within the last hour too apparently!

Can we presume MS.ing dead at this stage??
Obliviously uncovered too much info and paid the ultimate price in doing so with her life.
Well that's what I think happened anyway.

Time for Jessica Fletcher me thinks!

ArtyM · 30-08-2014 9:52am

blade1 wrote: »

Can we presume MS.ing dead at this stage??
Obliviously uncovered too much info and paid the ultimate price in doing so with her life.
Well that's what I think happened anyway.

Time for Jessica Fletcher me thinks!

When discussing choice of sexual partner, it is never time for Jessica Fletcher. That is just wrong dude. Wrong, wrong,wrong.

blade1 · 30-08-2014 9:59am

ArtyM wrote: »

When discussing choice of sexual partner, it is never time for Jessica Fletcher. That is just wrong dude. Wrong, wrong,wrong.

Discussing choice of sexual partner???
As if I'd do that over the internet to everyone?
Surely no one would dream of doing...oh wait....

December2012 · 30-08-2014 10:26am

Chris___ wrote: »

Don't think she will come across this thread (hope she don't or I will be dumped )

She should dump you.

You've made a laughing stock out of her. For our amusement.

Thanks btw!

bear1 · 30-08-2014 10:35am

Well this thread ended in pure disappointment.

DeadHand · 30-08-2014 10:40am

It's not over, is it?

Chris? Chris? Chrrrrriiiiiiisssssss???

Tar.Aldarion · 30-08-2014 10:45am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVxFPKAFKg

Taylor365 · 30-08-2014 10:22pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVxFPKAFKg

No Colonel?

Most disappointing.

Pulsating Star · 30-08-2014 10:46pm

Cut down up in the prime of life, terrible,terrible.

Export · 30-08-2014 10:57pm

I need to see a pic of this stunner.

everything is embarassing · 31-08-2014 12:48am

This is going to end badly for you Chris.

A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.

_Whimsical_ · 31-08-2014 2:43am

At best this sounds like a rebound thing.
a girl who is demented over her ex, threatening to kill people, has only slept with one person but is now throwing herself at a stranger off the internet, sending him naked pics right after meeting him. It all sounds a little unstable!
Prepare for meltdown in the not too distant future. Just don't be the one to do the dumping unless you have a good lock on your bunny hutch. Sounds like she might not do well with rejection....

Day Lewin · 31-08-2014 8:26am

I hate leaving before the end. I want to find out whodunnit!

DeadHand · 31-08-2014 9:35am

Chris hasn't posted since yesterday... The lack of closure to this thing is killing me...

In his defence, it's tough to make posts when half of you is in a gear bag buried in the Wicklow mountains and the other half is in an old chest freezer somewhere in north Cork.

FairytaleGirl · 31-08-2014 9:56am

Chris___ wrote: »

This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

HE CAUGHT THE CRAZY!

May God have mercy on your soul!

Hooked · 31-08-2014 10:26am

I think the above post is from little miss 'crazy' and she's telling us that Chris has well and truly met his 'Fairytale Ending'...

Apt username is apt. XD

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Fat Christy · 31-08-2014 10:30am

Chris___ wrote: »

This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

Oh gawd, you gullible fcuker. She'll have you balls in vice quicker then you can say 'squishy'.

roofer1988 · 31-08-2014 10:30am

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN Never ever worth if you dump her you will be on her revenge list too.Go way and tear it off yourself less hassel

Fat Christy · 31-08-2014 10:32am

roofer1988 wrote: »

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN Never ever worth if you dump her you will be on her revenge list too.Go way and tear it off yourself less hassel

It's like dating Taylor Swift/Adele, never a good idea unless you want a whole album wrote about you.

Grab All Association · 18-09-2014 12:08am

Another one. Not crazy but into a lot kinky stuff

top comment was a bit too dirty why i snipped it. Off to Dungarvan this time.

Grab All Association · 18-09-2014 12:11am

Make that two Wicklow town. Isn't Tinder great

Micky Dolenz · 18-09-2014 12:23am

Back in my day, you had to go out to a local dance and court a girl, it was a long time before you saw the crazy.

Modern technology is great.

KeithM89 · 18-09-2014 12:25am

Coke and Mentos? Were you telling her you shoot your load very quickly?

kissmequick · 18-09-2014 12:35am

*Gets Popcorn and goes to Page 1.*

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 18-09-2014 12:38am

I dying remember posting on this thread, why's it showinv up in my update list..... ?

nermal15 · 18-09-2014 12:39am

I would definitely go mental if someone posted my texts to them on boards. If she murders you, you only have yourself to blame.

DazMarz · 18-09-2014 12:40am

So I guess our man Chris didn't get gutted, skinned and flayed alive by the mad wan from Cork.

And now he's going to stick his dick into crazy in Wicklow.

You stay classy.

Donnielighto · 18-09-2014 2:51am

You are full of poo

Bafucin · 18-09-2014 2:57am

Fat Christy wrote: »

It's like dating Taylor Swift/Adele, never a good idea unless you want a whole album wrote about you.

Dear god the man responsible for inspiring Taylor Swift owes the world of music an apology.

Fat Christy · 18-09-2014 3:07am

Bafucin wrote: »

Dear god the man responsible for inspiring Taylor Swift owes the world of music an apology.

'You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me.'

Lyrical genius so she is.

blade1 · 18-09-2014 3:36am

What happened with the first girl,Chris?
I thought ye were madly????

bnagrrl · 18-09-2014 4:20am

Fat Christy wrote: »

'You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me.'

Lyrical genius so she is.

You left out the best bit:

"Weeeeeeeeeee-heeeeeeeeeeee are never ever ever getting back together"

I'd say she's an absolute melter :pac:

Sinister Kid · 18-09-2014 8:40am

Chris___ wrote: »

This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

Ah bless... When you get married your best man can reference this thread in his speech "When Chris first met the love of his life he was a tad apprehensive...."

farmerjj · 18-09-2014 9:56am

Chris___ wrote: »

This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

Title should read should she stay or run!! RUN RUN RUN

raze_them_all_ · 18-09-2014 9:58am

only 1 person before you, **** that's boring,

"no seriously, missionary is the best position" etc

bear1 · 18-09-2014 10:09am

Yeah OP I bet this is all real

Penny Tration · 18-09-2014 10:31am

So... Op has gone from wanting a ONS with a crazy person, to falling for said crazy person and talking about a relationship, to coming back here and showing us texts from some other girl that wants to sleep with him.

You sound like a pretty nasty person, showing messages you receive on a public forum.

You said in a previous post you felt terrible for doing it, because girl 1 was actually amazing.

And yet you do it again with another girl.

Here's an idea - stop announcing each time you're offered sex. It's sad.

TheSheriff · 18-09-2014 10:41am

"Please F**k me" - classy wan!

bear1 · 18-09-2014 10:45am

The_Sheriff wrote: »

"Please F**k me" - classy wan!

Marriage material.

rere · 18-09-2014 10:46am

So you're the ex now, and she knows where you live...
This will end well.

TheSheriff · 18-09-2014 10:50am

rere wrote: »

So you're the ex now, and she knows where you live...
This will end well.

Have to keep an eye on the news - young man killed following Tindr encounter.

Grab All Association · 18-09-2014 10:53am

The last one was alright until she went back to Mallow. Her friends starting posting things on my Facebook stuff like "she's my friend hurt her and i'll hurt you and the 60+ year old commenting on her pics was her uncle. Who tells their niece she looks sexy.

TheSheriff · 18-09-2014 10:55am

Chris___ wrote: »

The last one was alright until she went back to Mallow. Her friends starting posting things on my Facebook stuff like "she's my friend hurt her and i'll hurt you and the 60+ year old commenting on her pics was her uncle. Who tells their niece she looks sexy.

Thats fairly strange alright. Creepy unlce should always be a red flag.

This thread is providing for a great read on the train from Dub to Cork I must say!

Barely There · 18-09-2014 10:55am

A day will come in the future where the OP looks back and inwardly cringes that he needed to announce to the internet everytime he was planning on having sex.

Alf Veedersane · 18-09-2014 10:55am

Chris___ wrote: »

The last one was alright until she went back to Mallow. Her friends starting posting things on my Facebook stuff like "she's my friend hurt her and i'll hurt you and the 60+ year old commenting on her pics was her uncle. Who tells their niece she looks sexy.

On the flip side, you came out of it all smelling of roses.

Time to break out the Silvo and polish your suit of armour.

Should I run or stay for sex

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