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Stuff you shouldn't do.

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    #62
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    The finest Aldi has to offer :D

    ?


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    #63
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Because the poles on a round battery are at opposite ends and you would need an acrobatic tongue to short them out.

    Also square batteries are 9V - more bang for yer buck.


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    #64
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    stupidusername wrote: »
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    With a nice poached egg on top ;)


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    #65
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Sky King wrote: »
    Because the poles on a round battery are at opposite ends and you would need an acrobatic tongue to short them out.

    Also square batteries are 9V - more bang for yer buck.

    I swear though, round batteries still taste funky. Not that I regularly lick batteries or anything, you understand.


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    #66
    Maggie McGaggie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭Maggie McGaggie


    Have intercourse with a canine


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    #67
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Never use a calfing jack on a heifer


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    #68
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    never clean a window with a soft boiled egg


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    #69
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Eat lots of chocolate before drinking beer.

    or maybe thats just me..


    :(


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    #70
    barone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,224 ✭✭✭barone


    eat a piece of flesh of a dead relative on a hospital slab.


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    #71
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    smoke..while drinking petrol


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    #72
    Ms. Pingui
    Registered Users Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ms. Pingui


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Eat lots of chocolate before drinking beer.

    or maybe thats just me..


    :(


    Or eat pick and mix before drinking vodka.... though maybe thats also jst me! :(


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    #73
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    look under the fridge for that thing you lost


    JUST DONT!

    OKAY!!!!!!!!!


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    #74
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    Or eat pick and mix before drinking vodka.... though maybe thats also jst me! :(

    does it burn? If you know what I mean....:o


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    #75
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    EverEvolving wrote: »
    Chop chilli and scratch your eye

    A friend of mine done it...He was temporally blind, He was dialling 111 on his phone..


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    #76
    hairyslug
    Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    Shout BOMB on a plane

    Its grand if you do it on a ferry though


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    #77
    Ms. Pingui
    Registered Users Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ms. Pingui


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    does it burn? If you know what I mean....:o


    No, but its not a great mixture to have all over your shoes! If you know what I mean.... :o


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    #78
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    No, but its not a great mixture to have all over your shoes! If you know what I mean.... :o


    ...Jaysus


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    #79
    wild_cat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    Flush a hair pin down a macerator toilet by accident.

    Hello **** everywhere!


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    #80
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Say "oogy woogy woo" to a pit bull. Bet against Mike Tyson. Or take leather from Jake Summers.

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    Jesus mothefucking Christ that is an obscure reference! If anyone, anyone, gets it, I will be deeply deeply impressed and also a little embarrassed.


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    #81
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,843 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    never get involved in a land war in Asia


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    #82
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Iron your clothes. While they're on you.


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    #83
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    covet your neighbour's wife


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    #84
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    your big angry neighbours wife. edit:beaten by mickey, what a way to die. Norris' dream way to go.


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    #85
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    strobe wrote: »
    Say "oogy woogy woo" to a pit bull. Bet against Mike Tyson. Or take leather from Jake Summers.

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    Jesus mothefucking Christ that is an obscure reference! If anyone, anyone, gets it, I will be deeply deeply impressed and also a little embarrassed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHg1eoIjlNY


    ?

    -Funk


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    #86
    nice_very
    Registered Users Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    ...watch bear grylls whilst having din dins, have seen a few people almost puke watching the stuff he eats/drinks.. though it doesnt bother me too much


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    #87
    Amirani
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,521 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments


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    #88
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    1./ Invade Russia

    2./ Call Mel Gibson a jew.

    3./ Going down on ladies who work for a living with many men (trying to be innocent friendly here)


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    #89
    seanbmc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    Google Blue Waffle.


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    #90
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,699 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    be a menace to south central while drinking juice in the hood


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    #91
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Take naked pics of yourself on your mobile phone...


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