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Stuff you shouldn't do.

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  • 16-09-2011 9:23pm
    #1
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭


    Lick square batteries.

    Use nettles as toilet paper.

    Next.


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    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    super-rush wrote: »
    Use nettles as toilet paper.

    Some people are into that type of thing. Try to have a bit of tolerance for feck's sake!


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    #3
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Post in silly threads


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    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Lick nettles or use batteries as toilet paper.............


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    #5
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Yore own ma.


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    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Watch the late late show.


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    #7
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Put a cup on the table without a coaster/Toaster in the bath


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Divide by zero.


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    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Yore own ma.

    It's mammy.


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Don't do what Donny Don't does


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    #11
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Support Liverpool


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    hondasam wrote: »
    It's mammy.

    Hi ya mammy, didn't your last account get banned?!


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    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    Support Liverpool


    :eek:


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    #14
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Put your mickey finger in the hole of a bagel while slicing it.


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    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,133 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Go whoring for thanks.

    The ironing is delicious. Was irony the right word to use there?


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    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Chew tinfoil.


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    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Hi ya mammy, didn't your last account get banned?!

    No he loves his mammy and she loves him.


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    #18
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Pretend to be a pilot


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    #19
    waffleman
    Registered Users Posts: 580 ✭✭✭waffleman


    herpes


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Shooting yourself in the head to feel what it's like.


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    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Go whoring for thanks.

    The ironing is delicious. Was irony the right word to use there?




    Id have nothing to do then


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    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    type google into google

    I've never tried and never will


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    #23
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    spend too much time on AH


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    #24
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    It breaks the internet Mike


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    xoxyx
    Registered Users Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    You probably shouldn't do this...

    Dr. Gonzo:

    Hello? Hi Lucy, God bless. Yeah it's me. What? I dont know, I taught that bastard a lesson he'll never forget. What? No, not dead. But he won't be bothering anybody for a while. Yeah, I left him out there. I stomped him. I pulled all his teeth out.

    Raoul Duke: [Narrating] I remember thinking 'Jesus, what a terrible thing to lay on someone with a head full of acid'.

    Dr. Gonzo: But we have a problem. That bastard cashed a bad cheque downstairs and gave you as a reference. They'll be looking for both of you. Yeah I know. You can't judge a book by it's cover... some people are just basically rotten. Well the last thing in the world you want to do is call this hotel again. They'll trace the call and put you straight behind bars. Yeah I'm moving to the tropicana right away... when I get a room I'll let you know which one it is... I gotta get off. They probably have this phone tapped baby... Yeah I know it's horrible but it's all over now.

    [stomps foot]

    Dr. Gonzo: Oh my God... there's someone at the door. There's someone at the door!

    [yelling and knocking things over]

    Dr. Gonzo: Ahh! Ahh! I'm innocent! It was Duke! It was Duke!
    [inaudible noises]

    Dr. Gonzo: Ahh! Ahh! Don't put that thing on me! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! aaah... aah... ah...

    [hangs up]

    Dr. Gonzo: Well, that's the last we should be hearing from Lucy man. She's probably stuffing herself down the incinerator about now. You know what we need? We need some opium.

    Raoul Duke: [Narrating] I remember slumping on the bed. His performance had given me a bad jolt. For a moment I thought his mind had snapped, that he actually believed he was being attacked by invisible enemies. But the room was quiet again.


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    EverEvolving
    Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Chop chilli and scratch your eye


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    #27
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    try walking on sunshine

    whooaa no!


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    #28
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Never be honest when your OH asks does she look fat in this.


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    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Put Deepheat on your hand and fap.


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    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    EverEvolving wrote: »
    Chop chilli and scratch your eye

    Or go to the loo. Learned the hard way :o:(:(


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    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    super-rush wrote: »
    Put Deepheat on your hand and fap.

    That would be hot


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