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Stuff you shouldn't do.

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    #32
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    Never be honest when your OH asks does she look fat in this.

    or upload homemade porn with the OH in it ..


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    #33
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users Posts: 28,395 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Piss on an electric fence.


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    #34
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    mattjack wrote: »
    or upload homemade porn with the OH in it ..

    make homemade porn


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    #35
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Piss on an electric fence.



    Deadly buzz


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    #36
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    stupidusername wrote: »
    make homemade porn
    But thats the best kind :pac:


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    #37
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    stupidusername wrote: »
    make homemade porn



    the bitch is in the edit!


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    #38
    whubee
    Registered Users Posts: 175 ✭✭whubee


    go to a special bath place that has tiny eels which eat the dead skin off you, and let one go up your japs eye.


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    #39
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    stupidusername wrote: »
    make homemade porn

    or tell her you uploaded it.


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    #40
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    But thats the best kind :pac:

    oh i know


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    #41
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Stay in and watch the late late.
    Though the traveller fella is funny as f*ck


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    #42
    Odysseus
    Registered Users Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    Have a piss after using tiger blam, waiting until you have a piss before you wash your hands. It's a strange sensation!!!


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    #43
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Charles Skinny Lemonade wrote: »
    Stay in and watch the late late.
    Though the traveller fella is funny as f*ck

    come to daddy :D

    he is funny, great tv


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    #44
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Go whoring for thanks.

    The ironing is delicious. Was irony the right word to use there?
    Be jealous of other people for been witty and funny


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    #45
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    stupidusername wrote: »
    oh i know
    Pm me i has a camcorder and foodstuffs :p


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    #46
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    tell your missus her sister is better in bed!


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    #47
    sgb
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    Swallow


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    #48
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    never stick a banger up your arse at halloween


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    #49
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    sgb wrote: »
    Swallow

    you must be anorexic if you never swallow your food.


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    #50
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    orourkeda wrote: »
    never stick a banger up your arse at halloween

    Is it ok any other time but Halloween?


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    #51
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    orourkeda wrote: »
    never stick a banger up your arse at halloween
    Is it ok at other times of the year?


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    #52
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Littlehorny wrote: »
    tell your missus her sister is better in bed!

    yeah...and if she says your sister is better in bed than you..?


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    #53
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    Pm me i has a camcorder and foodstuffs :p

    what foodstuffs?


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    #54
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Spit out while cycling with high speed without turning your head around


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    #55
    3rdDegree
    Registered Users Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    Eat nothing but Al-Bran for 6 months.


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    #56
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Littlehorny wrote: »
    tell your missus her sister is better in bed!


    or her brother


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    #57
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    BBDBB wrote: »
    or her brother
    Or her daughter...

    Oh look I've gone too far.


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    #58
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    stupidusername wrote: »
    what foodstuffs?
    The finest Aldi has to offer :D


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    #59
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    whubee wrote: »
    go to a special bath place that has tiny eels which eat the dead skin off you, and let one go up your japs eye.

    You're only meant to put your feet in!


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    #60
    Rockery Woman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    Never go to your mates house when his kids are sick. Thats because you'll be sick too - dammit!!!!:(


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    #61
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    super-rush wrote: »
    Lick square batteries.

    Use nettles as toilet paper.

    Next.

    Wait. I've just copped something. Why only square batteries?!

    Off with you and lick a round battery and let me know how you get on. :D


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