Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Undercoverguy · 24-01-2007 11:19PM #1

Okay guys and gals thought this could be a laugh.... Stories of intimacy, Careful not to be to detailed of course :rolleyes:

I'll start

........ Have Fun!

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Basq · 24-01-2007 11:33PM

2nd post in... woot!

Time Magazine · 24-01-2007 11:35PM

basquille wrote:

2nd post in... woot!

Roffle

. Karma++.

Pherekydes · 24-01-2007 11:44PM

I've never had a sexual experience using MS Paint.

Dave! · 24-01-2007 11:47PM

Slow coach wrote:

I've never had a sexual experience using MS Paint.

pfft, n00b.

county · 24-01-2007 11:51PM

Slow coach wrote:

I've never had a sexual experience using MS Paint.

prude

Peteee · 25-01-2007 12:03AM

This is 100% true, I still get mocked for it to this day

MSPaints are something we should do more

Basq · 25-01-2007 12:05AM

Peteee wrote:

This is 100% true, I still get mocked for it to this day

MSPaints are something we should do more

Watch out.. there's someones eyes staring at you from behind the girl...

... wait a second! :eek:

Ruu_Old · 25-01-2007 12:08AM

basquille wrote:

2nd post in... woot!

Bravo good sir.

Unpossible · 25-01-2007 12:19AM

I think I got the expressions just right for mine

Peteee · 25-01-2007 12:26AM

Unpossible wrote:

I think I got the expressions just right for mine

Excellent!

So, who is who?

randylonghorn · 25-01-2007 12:48AM

My first sexual experience ... hmm!

Oh, my VERY first? .... easy!!

monkeyfudge · 25-01-2007 01:06AM

Yep... I found this really amusing for the first 40 minutes...

KamiKazi · 25-01-2007 01:14AM

lol this thread should be stickied^^

randylonghorn · 25-01-2007 01:15AM

ROFL!

:eek: Monkeyfudge! You're a ginge!!!

Unpossible · 25-01-2007 01:20AM

Peteee wrote:

So, who is who?

pfft, Im the guy

duh

monkeyfudge · 25-01-2007 01:29AM

randylonghorn wrote:

ROFL!

:eek: Monkeyfudge! You're a ginge!!!

That's the girl! Did you think I'd lost a condom inside my urethra?

randylonghorn · 25-01-2007 01:41AM

That's what I get for skimming down through threads!!!

I was wondering why you were doing the splits ... makes much better sense that way!

Small bloody tits, though!!

/ me slips off to bed with big red face

Splinter · 25-01-2007 08:31AM

god im glad i found this thread. no MSP in work but ill mock one up when i get home...

Ciaran500 · 25-01-2007 08:55AM

monkeyfudge wrote:

That's the girl! Did you think I'd lost a condom inside my urethra?

The urethra? o_O

You really must of got it wrong.

Crucifix · 25-01-2007 08:58AM

Yup.

johnnyrotten · 25-01-2007 09:36AM

o_O

Adam · 25-01-2007 11:07AM

Crucifix wrote:

Yup.

I love the way she looks as unsatisfied after as she does before.

/me runs off to work on mine...

Adam · 25-01-2007 11:24AM

Here we are!

azezil · 25-01-2007 11:26AM

Funny cause its true... ^_^

Rb · 25-01-2007 11:40AM

azezil wrote:

Funny cause its true... ^_^

Lol!

I'll add my own later on when I've gotten my hands on a mouse.

Adam · 25-01-2007 12:13PM

You can't have your first time with a mouse!! :eek:

Rb · 25-01-2007 12:15PM

Mirror wrote:

You can't have your first time with a mouse!! :eek:

Haw haw...you know what I meant

Adam · 25-01-2007 12:19PM

I did mine with a touchpad... mmm, touchpad....

Dutchology · 25-01-2007 12:23PM

Mirror wrote:

I did mine with a touchpad... mmm, touchpad....

That's why your touchpad is so worn looking!

Adam · 25-01-2007 12:25PM

That's why YOUR touchpad is so worn looking!

>.<

Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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