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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

  • 25-01-2007 12:19am
    #1
    Undercoverguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 511 ✭✭✭


    Okay guys and gals thought this could be a laugh.... Stories of intimacy, Careful not to be to detailed of course :rolleyes:

    I'll start :D ........ Have Fun!

    First.png


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  • #2
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,028 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    2nd post in... woot!


  • #3
    Time Magazine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    basquille wrote:
    2nd post in... woot!
    Roffle :D. Karma++.


  • #4
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,190 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I've never had a sexual experience using MS Paint. :(


  • #5
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Slow coach wrote:
    I've never had a sexual experience using MS Paint. :(
    pfft, n00b.


  • #6
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Slow coach wrote:
    I've never had a sexual experience using MS Paint. :(
    prude


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  • #7
    Peteee
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,432 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peteee


    This is 100% true, I still get mocked for it to this day :D

    MSPaints are something we should do more


  • #8
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,028 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Peteee wrote:
    This is 100% true, I still get mocked for it to this day :D

    MSPaints are something we should do more
    Watch out.. there's someones eyes staring at you from behind the girl...

    ... wait a second! :eek:


  • #9
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    basquille wrote:
    2nd post in... woot!

    Bravo good sir. :)


  • #10
    Unpossible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    I think I got the expressions just right for mine


  • #11
    Peteee
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,432 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peteee


    Unpossible wrote:
    I think I got the expressions just right for mine

    Excellent!

    So, who is who?


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  • #12
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    My first sexual experience ... hmm!

    Oh, my VERY first? .... easy!!


  • #13
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Yep... I found this really amusing for the first 40 minutes...

    firsttime.gif


  • #14
    KamiKazi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    lol this thread should be stickied^^


  • #15
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    ROFL!


    :eek: Monkeyfudge! You're a ginge!!!


  • #16
    Unpossible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    Peteee wrote:
    So, who is who?
    pfft, Im the guy


    duh


  • #17
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    randylonghorn wrote:
    ROFL!


    :eek: Monkeyfudge! You're a ginge!!!
    That's the girl! Did you think I'd lost a condom inside my urethra?


  • #18
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    :o That's what I get for skimming down through threads!!! :o

    I was wondering why you were doing the splits ... makes much better sense that way!

    Small bloody tits, though!!

    / me slips off to bed with big red face :D


  • #19
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    god im glad i found this thread. no MSP in work but ill mock one up when i get home...


  • #20
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    That's the girl! Did you think I'd lost a condom inside my urethra?
    The urethra? o_O

    You really must of got it wrong.


  • #21
    Crucifix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    Yup.


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  • #22
    johnnyrotten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,594 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    o_O


  • #23
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Crucifix wrote:
    Yup.

    I love the way she looks as unsatisfied after as she does before.

    /me runs off to work on mine...


  • #24
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Here we are! :D


  • #25
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Funny cause its true... ^_^


  • #26
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    azezil wrote:
    Funny cause its true... ^_^
    Lol!

    I'll add my own later on when I've gotten my hands on a mouse.


  • #27
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    You can't have your first time with a mouse!! :eek:


  • #28
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Mirror wrote:
    You can't have your first time with a mouse!! :eek:
    Haw haw...you know what I meant :p


  • #29
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I did mine with a touchpad... mmm, touchpad....


  • #30
    Dutchology
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Mirror wrote:
    I did mine with a touchpad... mmm, touchpad....
    That's why your touchpad is so worn looking!


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  • #31
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    That's why YOUR touchpad is so worn looking!

    >.<


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