Irish porn

Hammer89 wrote: »

I stumbled upon some traveller porn recently. A classy production? I wouldn't go that far, but what it lacked in decorum and refinement, it more than made up for in accidental comedy.

I'll set the scene: there's four travellers in a hotel room of some description - three blokes and one girl, but only one of them is riding your one. The video starts with quite a rotund young man, fully clothed thank f*ck, holding this iPhone toward the mirror and saying something like "it's a f*cking hard life, boys" in that unmistakable traveller brogue.

He turns the camera toward the bed and it's clear that the girl is performing an oral sex act on the bloke, who is also recording this as it happens. Our cameraman is relieved of his duties, because that coke won't snort itself, and another fully-clothed man hops into the director's chair. We see our former director sitting down at a table, pressing in one nostril before dunking his head out of frame. We can't speculate what he was doing.

We then see the girl, who actually is quite fine, climb out of her g-string and jovially slingshot her underwear at the camerman, who proceeds to smell the thong as you do. She gets into the missionary position, waiting for her male friend - or half brother - to enter her. There's a few minor hiccups here, including several gasps of "wrong hole" from your one, with the bloke then saying "I can't get into it. She won't let me into it." We're off eventually. He does the business for about 13 seconds before stopping abruptly.

The star then gets a bit of stick from the stagehands for being about to pop. She reassures him: "I was with Paddy Ward and Booker Casey for five hours, and that 20 seconds was better than the whole thing." We can only assume Casey is a mate of theirs or something, because the cameraman then films himself saying: "Booker, you've been shown up here."

One of the clothed gentlemen then asks "who's the best fig you ever had?" What 'fig' means in travellerland who the f*ck knows, but it's obvious what he means. She says "him" in reference to our male star and then jokingly says "well I haven't had you two yet." The first man is back in control of the camera again. And he's back at the mirror, this time holding a bottle of Bud or something, before saying "it's a f*cking hard life, boys" once again. We came full circle.

The gauntlet was well and truly thrown down for Paddy Ward and Booker Casey, so we can only hope this isn't the last we've seen in this story :P

Nodin wrote: »

This is too funny to be true. I ask for a link (pm'd) on the offchance.

Buckfast W wrote: »

I've seen it it's a funny one alright, there's also another one of the same people in a car and the young wan is getting the box pulled off her
#marraigematerial

Buckfast W wrote: »

Lets get a whatsapp thread going to share these videos (for purely scientific purposes) *cough cough*

smash wrote: »

You'd give random boardsies your mobile number so you can get some porn? Jesus...

Lights On wrote: »

There's a couple of these kinds of videos floating around the web. The strangest thing is there always seems to be a group of lads just standing around watching and cheering on the fella doing the job.