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    #3752
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Gummy Panda wrote: »

    Girls are silly

    Was your mind not blown at the end??

    I'm love, fact. Can't argue with science. :P


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    #3753
    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,847 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Was your mind not blown at the end??

    I'm love, fact. Can't argue with science. :P
    You think that's bad. According to that I'm gay :D


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    #3754
    Gunslinger92
    Registered Users Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    "u shud c da pics i av in my fne, ders sum ppl init i cnt even remembr der names lol.. Sum funny ones ov us nd ***** wen we wer both wearn da hoodie hahahaha. Wen u nd ****** n twn again so i cn gt my passport?? X x x x x x x try rng me too man ii need ta talk ta ya nd need ta gt sumfng off my chest.. X"

    Oh yeeeeeah... that's why I hid you from my news feed.
    (Had a random look at the page of a girl I know that I removed from my feed. That's a post on her page from someone else, but she types exactly like that still)


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    #3755
    danslevent
    Registered Users Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    Lawless2k12 wrote: »
    LIKE FOR A HO

    MAIL ME A NUMBER FOR SHIFT OR PASS <3


    Those must be the most common updates from thirteen year olds

    You should stop adding them in Facebook so.

    :P


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    #3756
    Red Crow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,139 ✭✭✭Red Crow


    Hu d fuk txts u sayin, I wish u were my hot sis? Sik fuk

    Does anyone remember when you were young and we all had pea sandwiches? Them were the days man. I love a good pea and ketchup sandwich with a smooth glass of milk. Yum!


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    #3757
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Eli Manning wrote: »
    Hu d fuk txts u sayin, I wish u were my hot sis? Sik fuk

    Does anyone remember when you were young and we all had pea sandwiches? Them were the days man. I love a good pea and ketchup sandwich with a smooth glass of milk. Yum!
    I think I'm more disgusted by the pea and ketchup sandwich post. Hu d fuk eets dat? :eek:


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    #3758
    milltown
    Registered Users Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭milltown


    I see Irish racism is still alive and well on FB.
    A mate shared a photo of a black dude's taxi license details. The story goes that the taxi driver stole some guy's wallet and the cops got it back off the driver for him but didn't arrest either man. Those are the scant details of one side of the story.
    What amazed me was, the photo had 13 likes, about 10 comments from honky's mates asking if he's ok etc.
    At last check though, the picture had been shared six hundred and forty four times!


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    #3759
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    Not sure that's racist. I could imagine the same thing happening if it was an Irish taxi driver.


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    #3760
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    milltown wrote: »
    I see Irish racism is still alive and well on FB.
    A mate shared a photo of a black dude's taxi license details. The story goes that the taxi driver stole some guy's wallet and the cops got it back off the driver for him but didn't arrest either man. Those are the scant details of one side of the story.
    What amazed me was, the photo had 13 likes, about 10 comments from honky's mates asking if he's ok etc.
    At last check though, the picture had been shared six hundred and forty four times!

    I see..


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    #3761
    Culleeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭Culleeo


    http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/69833_10200311916617041_747419159_n.jpg

    This picture was posted to a friends wall along with the following:

    "My 2 and a half year old son started a collage tonight. Pictures chosen by himself. My work as a father is complete."


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    #3762
    Lawless2k12
    Registered Users Posts: 385 ✭✭Lawless2k12


    danslevent wrote: »
    You should stop adding them in Facebook so.

    :P

    But I want my Honest Opinions and Shift or Pass too much ;)

    I just know because my young cousins have those statuses up every now and then :P That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!


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    #3763
    TheChevron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    Right, were on to a whole new level of cringe right here.

    1. The guy who made the original picture (you can see his arm beside the text)

    2. The guy who crudely shopped his pic on to the other pic and sent it to his missus for her profile.

    3. The person who shared and liked it and who loves "g spot".


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    #3764
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    "Spare a moment for my friend who died last night. We wont be seeing the likes of him again on facebook"


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    #3765
    IzzyWizzy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭IzzyWizzy


    ***********************************
    British old age pensioner, yearly benefit £6000
    Illegal immigrants/refugees living in Britain, yearly benefit £29,900

    The average pensioner has paid taxes and contributed to the growth of this country for the last 40 to 60 years. Sad, isn't it? Got the guts to copy and paste this? I just did.
    ************************************

    Wow, well done, you've just proven to me that you're a Daily Mail reading raging bigot and a racist. Not that there isn't a valid point in there somewhere, but funny how these rants are always accompanied by a picture of a brown person. As if there aren't plenty of Irish travellers, Eastern Europeans and other white people scrounging off the state. Best thing of all is that the woman who posted this has never worked a day in her life and her husband has been signed off sick for 20 years due to a dubious 'disability'. So why would they care where the tax money is going? It's not as if they pay anything in.


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    #3766
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    smash wrote: »
    "Spare a moment for my friend who died last night. We wont be seeing the likes of him again on facebook"

    I have a plan in place for if any of my facebook friends die. I'll simply find someone with the same name and be friends with them. That way it will seem like my friend is talking from beyond the grave. It will be very comforting.


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    #3767
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Her child is in hospital (nothing serious btw and never looked like being remotely serious. I wouldn't post if it was)

    Girl 1: "Why the f**k is taking them two hours to read a fcuking xray gave them the spasticks did even have to do d scan them selfs and there going slower than snails well id love to stamp all over there ****ing heads like they wer snails ugh slow slow c**ts"

    followed by

    Girl 1: "really is just ****ing stupid now like cop d f**k not even a doctor and I wouldn't be so stupid to leave someone ****ing waiting for xray results like really come on"

    Girl 2: Did you ask what's going on?


    Girl 1: Ya people in front there spa I'll snap if they say nothings up I'll tell them there hospitals a ****ing joke"


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    #3768
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    Her child is in hospital (nothing serious btw and never looked like being remotely serious. I wouldn't post if it was)

    Girl 1: "Why the f**k is taking them two hours to read a fcuking xray gave them the spasticks did even have to do d scan them selfs and there going slower than snails well id love to stamp all over there ****ing heads like they wer snails ugh slow slow c**ts"

    followed by

    Girl 1: "really is just ****ing stupid now like cop d f**k not even a doctor and I wouldn't be so stupid to leave someone ****ing waiting for xray results like really come on"

    Girl 2: Did you ask what's going on?


    Girl 1: Ya people in front there spa I'll snap if they say nothings up I'll tell them there hospitals a ****ing joke"

    You see, a screenshot of that in court would probably justify murder. Assault at an absolute minimum.


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    #3769
    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    Those 'like for a like' and 'shift or pass' statuses do my head in


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    #3770
    a0ifee
    Registered Users Posts: 574 ✭✭✭a0ifee


    Green Giant wrote: »
    Those 'like for a like' and 'shift or pass' statuses do my head in

    "send me a number in chat and ill write a status about you xoxo"


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    #3771
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    IzzyWizzy wrote: »
    ***********************************
    British old age pensioner, yearly benefit £6000
    Illegal immigrants/refugees living in Britain, yearly benefit £29,900

    The average pensioner has paid taxes and contributed to the growth of this country for the last 40 to 60 years. Sad, isn't it? Got the guts to copy and paste this? I just did.
    ************************************

    Wow, well done, you've just proven to me that you're a Daily Mail reading raging bigot and a racist. Not that there isn't a valid point in there somewhere, but funny how these rants are always accompanied by a picture of a brown person. As if there aren't plenty of Irish travellers, Eastern Europeans and other white people scrounging off the state. Best thing of all is that the woman who posted this has never worked a day in her life and her husband has been signed off sick for 20 years due to a dubious 'disability'. So why would they care where the tax money is going? It's not as if they pay anything in.

    I said the same about it rarely being workers who post things like that, amazing how strong the correlation is.


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    #3772
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    IzzyWizzy wrote: »
    ***********************************
    British old age pensioner, yearly benefit £6000
    Illegal immigrants/refugees living in Britain, yearly benefit £29,900

    The average pensioner has paid taxes and contributed to the growth of this country for the last 40 to 60 years. Sad, isn't it? Got the guts to copy and paste this? I just did.
    ************************************

    Got the guts? It's Facebook not the ****ing Somme.


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    #3773
    shinkansen
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 228 ✭✭shinkansen


    who reads this s<it, facebook status comments phfffffffft

    facebook, what does it actually contribute towards anyones life., unless you are an absolute waster and can spend hours on it each day, what good is it.


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    #3774
    Brian_Zeluz
    Registered Users Posts: 445 ✭✭Brian_Zeluz


    "Note to self: Things will get better."

    *that post just gave me cancer*


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    #3775
    shinkansen
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 228 ✭✭shinkansen


    sorry about that, time is a great healer...be strong. !


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    #3776
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    Someone left a comment on this picture asking:

    "Is that on fire"

    I'd imagine the flames licking around the roof should have been a clue, but walk in there anyway just to be sure.


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    #3777
    Love2love
    Registered Users Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    Jayyyyyysissssssss! That's some weather out there. Just seen Dorothy and Toto fly pass my window!


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    #3778
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    IzzyWizzy wrote: »
    ***********************************
    British old age pensioner, yearly benefit £6000
    Illegal immigrants/refugees living in Britain, yearly benefit £29,900

    The average pensioner has paid taxes and contributed to the growth of this country for the last 40 to 60 years. Sad, isn't it? Got the guts to copy and paste this? I just did.
    ************************************

    Wow, well done, you've just proven to me that you're a Daily Mail reading raging bigot and a racist. Not that there isn't a valid point in there somewhere, but funny how these rants are always accompanied by a picture of a brown person. As if there aren't plenty of Irish travellers, Eastern Europeans and other white people scrounging off the state. Best thing of all is that the woman who posted this has never worked a day in her life and her husband has been signed off sick for 20 years due to a dubious 'disability'. So why would they care where the tax money is going? It's not as if they pay anything in.

    That one isn't even real but the number of people I see posting it as a status or the pic of the 'letter' is unreal.


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    #3779
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users Posts: 7,462 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    smash wrote: »
    "Spare a moment for my friend who died last night. We wont be seeing the likes of him again on facebook"

    That is awful... What a thing to say.


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    #3780
    IzzyWizzy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭IzzyWizzy


    Cryptic status alert from a repeat offender:

    "What a sad day..."

    Of course, no explanation as to why. So as usual, she's fishing for questions and concern. Some muppet has already taken the bait. If you don't want to fcking well tell us why you had a sad day, why post it? :mad:


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    #3781
    smokedeels
    Registered Users Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    According to my Facebook news feed it's Metal Health Awareness week... again

    Wasn't that last month.... and the month before that too? :confused:


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