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Brandy and Cigars MkII

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Arah here. Safe sex does extend to the workplace :pac:

    :D

    hot hot work sex... hmmm.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    :D

    hot hot work sex... hmmm.....

    Why is the photocopier sticky??? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976


    yeah I can :D



    it would go something like...

    do de do...type type type.... oh hot co worker, I need to talk to you about something... yes stupi, how about we go into this empty room and discuss that... ok i guess we do need some privacy... the rest is nsfw. :D



    oh you got money for it? hmm. share it out amongst us all... we were surely some part of the success.

    Little miss smooth operator eh :P



    Well I'd like to thank you all, I would not have been where i am today if it wasn't for all of you:D :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Why is the photocopier sticky??? :p

    oh don't give me ideas.photocopies of all sorts :eek:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Why is the photocopier sticky??? :p

    oh don't give me ideas.photocopies of all sorts :eek:

    like berty bassett?

    :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Kya1976 wrote: »

    Well I'd like to thank you all, I would not have been where i am today if it wasn't for all of you:D :P

    You got fired for reading boards at work? :pac::P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    You got fired for reading boards at work? :pac::P
    They would never fire me, I'm the hardest working person they got sure :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    like berty bassett?

    :pac:

    huh?
    Kya1976 wrote: »
    They would never fire me, I'm the hardest working person they got sure :P

    jeez they must be struggling so!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    huh?

    Painters-Halifax-Allsorts.jpg

    Berty Bassett, from Bassetts All Sorts.

    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    i know who you're talking about, just not how it relates....
    friday evening, you should know by now this is my vegetative time


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    hmmm maybe my joke was a bit too simple and direct, you said:
    photocopies of all sorts

    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    doi :o


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    I think SUN needs one of these in work..

    Linky :pac: :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    ToxicPaddy wrote: »
    I think SUN needs one of these in work..

    Linky :pac: :D

    hell yeah!


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    hell yeah!

    I knew that would appeal to you.. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Had a meeting in work with a girl that was so hot that I actually wanted to lick her face like an ice-cream*.

    *Face may be substituted with other body parts :pac:

    Christ PK, you made me giggle there!:):D
    I'm home early from work, whoop!
    Current debate is do I head over to the mates and go on the beers that I bought on the journey home, or do I go with the invitation just offered to me to go into town and crash some workers party thang, (tbh, there would be cocktails, and if there's one thing I'm a huer for its coccccc...its an excuse to put on a shirt!...ye all thought I'd say something else there didn't ye?...Sickos the lot of ye!:p)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Panthro wrote: »
    Christ PK, you made me giggle there!:):D
    I'm home early from work, whoop!
    Current debate is do I head over to the mates and go on the beers that I bought on the journey home, or do I go with the invitation just offered to me to go into town and crash some workers party thang, (tbh, there would be cocktails, and if there's one thing I'm a huer for its coccccc...its an excuse to put on a shirt!...ye all thought I'd say something else there didn't ye?...Sickos the lot of ye!:p)

    i thought you were going to say cocktails tbh.

    oh god, what's happening to me!!?!?!?! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    i thought you were going to say cocktails tbh.

    oh god, what's happening to me!!?!?!?! :eek:

    It's not you...its me...

    I'm not funny:(

    Sniff*I'm OK, I just need a minute!Sniff*


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Panthro wrote: »
    Sniff*I'm OK, I just need a minute!Sniff*

    there there man, Drav still thinks yer cool!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    there there man, Drav still thinks yer cool!

    which is a big compliment papa. when the dude says you're cool, you're cool.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    there there man, Drav still thinks yer cool!

    Awww..thanks:o:o
    I'm not blushing, its the air warming my face up I sware!
    which is a big compliment papa. when the dude says you're cool, you're cool.

    Fúck yeah!

    Right, off to mates gaff I go, followed quickly by beverages in town.
    Boom!
    Good night Seattle!:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Panthro wrote: »
    Awww..thanks:o:o
    I'm not blushing, its the air warming my face up I sware!



    Fúck yeah!

    Right, off to mates gaff I go, followed quickly by beverages in town.
    Boom!
    Good night Seattle!:pac:

    enjoy! don't have too many cocks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    enjoy! don't have too many cocks.

    Durty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Durty.

    You'd think you'd expect it in here by now :p

    Want a nap before I go out :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    You'd think you'd expect it in here by now :p

    Want a nap before I go out :/

    I am well used to it by now, tis still duuuurty though.

    Naps are for the weak, go tear sh*t up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Supporting Newcastle United is not good for ones health. :pac:

    How's all?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    In hospital.My housemate who is a physio checked out my ankle earlier and did an ultrasound on it and she reckons ithere could be a fracture.Bollocks to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Supporting Newcastle United is not good for ones health. :pac:

    How's all?

    Try Liverpool tbh :pac:

    The Magpies are flying so far this year though!
    In hospital.My housemate who is a physio checked out my ankle earlier and did an ultrasound on it and she reckons ithere could be a fracture.Bollocks to it.

    Balls man how'd you manage that? hope it's alright


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    I dont remember however I was supremely hosed last night so its my own drunken fault!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭18AD


    Hosed. :D

    That's hilarious. Good words.

    Put yer feet up and rest your ancle.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    In hospital.My housemate who is a physio checked out my ankle earlier and did an ultrasound on it and she reckons ithere could be a fracture.Bollocks to it.

    there'll be no dancing for a while for yerself then. Ankle injuries suck even if they are just sprains.

    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    so so tired.... zzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Was thinking of having a nap after the match meself, but Dragonheart is on now and I've been having a desire of late to watch it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    never seen it :pac:

    think i may need to smooze... god damn it drav, you and your late night partying will be the death of me


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    haha, not suprised you haven't! :P

    Sometimes I'm too much for meself as well sure! :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    :o meant to say snooze.

    and the dancing wasn't even that wild last night


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    In hospital.My housemate who is a physio checked out my ankle earlier and did an ultrasound on it and she reckons ithere could be a fracture.Bollocks to it.

    So what's the verdict? I'm guessing since he hasn't replied since it may be a fracture.

    Went up and introduced myself to a Boardsies last night. Oh the look of fear/worry on his face when I said his username! :pac:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    :o meant to say snooze.

    and the dancing wasn't even that wild last night


    I guessed as much with the typo.

    heh, wild dancing its what you want is it?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 18,509 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Black Oil


    Dravokivich, am I hearing things or is that the name of someone in a CoD game?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Dravokivich, am I hearing things or is that the name of someone in a CoD game?

    My username?

    It's 1 I made up completely about 10 years ago. Would be quite a co-incidence if it's in CoD somewhere.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 18,509 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Black Oil


    I must be confused with this fellow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I guessed as much with the typo.

    heh, wild dancing its what you want is it?

    nah i'm getting too old for that now


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I must be confused with this fellow.

    It's similar enough alright.
    nah i'm getting too old for that now

    Nah yer not, Joanna Lumley would be old :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    No fracture thankfully!:D

    Just badly sprained.
    :mad:

    I went to Vincents at half 5 yesterday evening.It was midnight before I got x-rayed and then I had to wait til 6 am to see the doctor.

    Unless you have private health insurance (which I dont) the health sector is a fcuking joke.

    Like there was a couple there with their son,he was no more than 12 or 13 and the poor kid could barely stand he was that sick.After waiting for about 4 hours they just got pissed off and left.

    Another guy I was chatting to said his stepson was admitted at 4 o'clock after suffering 2 seizures,was lying on a gurney for 10 hours,had 2 more seizures in that period of time and still hadnt been seen.

    Its an absolute disgrace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    No fracture thankfully!:D

    Just badly sprained.
    :mad:

    I went to Vincents at half 5 yesterday evening.It was midnight before I got x-rayed and then I had to wait til 6 am to see the doctor.

    Unless you have private health insurance (which I dont) the health sector is a fcuking joke.

    Like there was a couple there with their son,he was no more than 12 or 13 and the poor kid could barely stand he was that sick.After waiting for about 4 hours they just got pissed off and left.

    Another guy I was chatting to said his stepson was admitted at 4 o'clock after suffering 2 seizures,was lying on a gurney for 10 hours,had 2 more seizures in that period of time and still hadnt been seen.

    Its an absolute disgrace.

    Well luckily you didn't fracture it.

    But yeah, the healthcare system is terrible. Really awful. :( There's a piece in the Sunday Mail today written by the head of ED in the Mater. I actually hate reading/hearing stories like that. They need to get someone like Michael O'Leary in with a no nonsense stance and sort everything out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Its the doctors I feel sorry for.Yer one that saw me too was clearly ridiculously stressed and worn out.We are like a feckin third world country when it comes to things like this.

    Thank the Lord thats the first time Ive had to seek medical attention in a good many years and I hope its the last time for a good many years too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Its the doctors I feel sorry for.Yer one that saw me too was clearly ridiculously stressed and worn out.We are like a feckin third world country when it comes to things like this.

    Thank the Lord thats the first time Ive had to seek medical attention in a good many years and I hope its the last time for a good many years too!

    That's why so many of the doctors here feck off to other countries. I don't know myself if I'll be able to work here where I qualify. The staff in all areas are stretched and it's bloody frustrating.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976



    and the dancing wasn't even that wild last night

    I think I might be to blame for that, I just can't dance:o
    Twas nice to get out though:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Kya1976 wrote: »
    I think I might be to blame for that, I just can't dance:o
    Twas nice to get out though:)

    It was nice to get out,and to sit,that was also good. I couldn't comment on your dancing ability as you didn't do any!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976


    It was nice to get out,and to sit,that was also good. I couldn't comment on your dancing ability as you didn't do any!
    The sitting was pretty damn good alright :P


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