The Funny Side of Religion

Dave! · 11-12-2010 3:25am

Are those real? Hilarious if true

The Mad Hatter · 11-12-2010 7:56am

Dave! wrote: »

Are those real? Hilarious if true

Sadly no, they come from some old "Enter your own sermon title" website.

robindch · 11-12-2010 10:37am

Gambling catholic nun makes off with $1.2 million over a ten year period:

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/1210/breaking57.html

The school didn't report the theft to the police who seem to have learned about it from the IRS on foot of what appears to have been a tax write-off. Seemingly implementing the same general approach to crime as the rest of the church, the school seems to have thought that "implementing new procedures" was a wiser approach than publicly prosecuting an employee.

Karl Hungus · 11-12-2010 2:15pm

Galvasean · 11-12-2010 2:32pm

^^ I wanna be at that party!

strobe · 11-12-2010 9:23pm

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Great picture but I don't recognise two. Who is the guy to the right of Sagan and who's to the left of Hawking?

Improbable · 11-12-2010 9:37pm

Louis Pasteur next to Hawking and Thomas Edison next to Sagan.

Dades · 11-12-2010 9:46pm

Which one of them is the Holy Grail? :pac:

Improbable · 11-12-2010 9:50pm

Dades wrote: »

Which one of them is the Holy Grail? :pac:

Dunno about that but Newton is Judas.

strobe · 12-12-2010 12:07am

I am frequently amused by the 'ads by google' in the top right hand corner of this forum. The Latest - "Are you really an atheist? Or are you just pretending?"

:eek: Get out of my head google!! :rolleyes:

Take the God gene test here:
http://compatibility.hearts2.com/questions~testing-the-god-gene~t-144.html?gclid=CNWiiuen5aUCFQYLfAodRnHy1Q

robindch · 12-12-2010 1:00am

Galvasean wrote: »

^^ I wanna be at that party!

Next friday evening -- the Duke!

Karl Hungus · 12-12-2010 2:37pm

http://inewp.com/?p=5961

liamw · 12-12-2010 3:05pm

Karl Hungus wrote: »

http://inewp.com/?p=5961

"The proof of a Creator was given to us in Genesis chapter one."

sponsoredwalk · 13-12-2010 10:29am

Dave! wrote: »

Are those real? Hilarious if true

I thought so! The shadows on the writing looked real to me & I could see
this happening but:

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Sadly no, they come from some old "Enter your own sermon title" website.

My picture of reality has been crushed, again

13-12-2010 1:28pm

strobe wrote: »

I am frequently amused by the 'ads by google' in the top right hand corner of this forum. The Latest - "Are you really an atheist? Or are you just pretending?"

:eek: Get out of my head google!! :rolleyes:

No.

robindch · 13-12-2010 1:39pm

strobe wrote: »

I am frequently amused by the 'ads by google' in the top right hand corner of this forum.

You need this:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865/

liamw · 13-12-2010 10:55pm

Hadn't seen this in a while :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9goLXFJzSik

magicbastarder · 14-12-2010 11:08am

http://protectthepope.com/

rainbow kirby · 15-12-2010 11:34pm

Daftendirekt · 16-12-2010 12:48am

Some nicely acted quotes from fundies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO9IPoAdct8

The Mad Hatter · 16-12-2010 1:22am

rainbow kirby · 16-12-2010 1:24am

Methinks the lady doth protest too much. He looks like he's trying to hide an awkward boner at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbxov7CVi8

Dades · 16-12-2010 12:40pm

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Methinks the lady doth protest too much. He looks like he's trying to hide an awkward boner at the end.

That's too weird.

The penguins waving their knickers were totally edited in, too.

Tyler MacDurden · 16-12-2010 1:16pm

Methinks the lady doth protest too much. He looks like he's trying to hide an awkward boner at the end.

Holy Mother of Zeus! :eek:

Please, please let Adam Buxton do a voice over for that vid. I still LOL at "Star Wars: A New Pope"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ9sJVJMiYM

GLaDOS · 16-12-2010 3:05pm

<Happyjew> So why was Jesus given gold when he was born? Wouldn't diapers or clothing make more sense?
<Caig4> Not really, as they kingly gifts.
<Happyjew> Kingly gifts? For Jesus?
<Caig4> He is King.
<Happyjew> Oh, King, eh. Very nice. And how d'he get that? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress...
<Caig4> What?
<Happyjew> Anyway...who exactly is he King of?
<Caig4> ...the jews.
<Happyjew> Who are the jews?
<Caig4> Are you joking? The jewish people, you're name states you're jewish.
<Happyjew> Well, I didn't vote for him.
<Caig4> You don't vote for Kings.
<Happyjew> How did he become King then?
<Caig4> It was foretold that the messiah (king) would come, and he was the son of God.
<Happyjew> Listen, being the son of a deity is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not having a god as a father. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because daddy is a divine being. I mean if I went around saying I was emperor because my papa is Thor, they'd lock me away.
<Caig4> Are you f***ing serious???
<Happyjew> I'm just trying to clarify...