Have you ever been robbed?

In the Summer of '07, in a dodgy part of Belfast, a complete scumbag robbed my lovely pink digital camera.
Sob, I was too afraid to tell my mother I was being drunk and irresponsible at the time, so fabricated a nice oul' story for her on the 7 hour journey home.

Few years ago while in school i worked my ass off to save enough money for a lovely new bike shiny blue it was with over size front shocks and disc brake (was the first lad in school to have a bike with a disc brake) Came out one day after school and some chav had robbed the whole front shock and wheel, the very thing that made it so special. Man i felt depressed for weeks:(

Pighead wrote: »

This bit reminds me of the old Jack Handy quote "Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again."

Ahhh pighead used the word 'me', the world is coming to an end....

you fail at your running gag sucka

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

just for curiousity why is this stickyed?

Because it's not about the recession.

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Thread of the day
Terry started it yesterday with the bus driver piss one.
New stupud thread stickied everyday.
All hail the Terry overlord for this magnificent bounty of threadyness:pac:

There will be no stupid threads stickied.

northwestguy27 wrote: »

My mums home got broken into just before Christmas 2007. The guy was as a high as a Kite, didnt bother stealing anything, but fancied some Tea, Toast & a bowl of my mums crunchy nut cornflakes....then fell asleep on her couch! Mum didnt bother waking him and called the cops, who woke him up and hauled his ass outta there.

Of course he didnt do any time behind bars either, I think its called probation

Many years ago there was a crazy alco living across the road from me. One Christmas he broke into his neighbour's house and stole a bottle of vodka.
He left a note saying he had done it.
The neighbours called the cops and he was done. Did a few years sholtly afterwards. Lots of crap built up.

tech2 wrote: »

some thug in Corbally robbed an mp3 out of my car 2 years ago. Was a zen but I left my window half open. The lads at work said they didnt rob my car cause noone would rob a golf!!:pac:

I used to drive a Charade van and would often leave the windows open and the keys in the ignition in my driveway overnight. It was never taken.

On topic, shortly after moving from a nice cosy council estate to a private estate up the road, I had my bike stolen.
Now it wasn't as classy as Pighead's, but it still stung.
Back in the council estate you could leave anything in your garden and know that it wouldn't be taken. Not in the upmarket private estate though. ****ing scumbags from there stole anything they could get their hands on.

I'm happily back in my council estate now.
A few years back I had another bike. It was a piece of crap, but it was good enough for my then daily 10/15 mile cycle.
I was in the local one night, left it outside while I had a few pints and when I came back out it had been moved. Turns out that someone had stolen it. They were spotted my a neighbour of mine and told to leave it back.
A few weeks later I came home and it wasn't in my driveway. The kids on the estate told me that it was my (then) young neighbour who had taken it. She dropped it back the following morning.

On that day I had a bitching hangover. I walked downstairs after the postman had been and there was a tax rebate cheque there. So I got on my bike and went to the bank. Changed the cheque and cycled to the nearest pub (25 yards away).
So I proceeded to get completely hammered, as is my style. Didn't think about the bike I had left outside the pub at all. Then I walked out and saw it had been taken. Granted, that was a good 6 hours later.
I later found out who had stolen it. The guy was cycling down a steep hill, wasn't used to how I had set the brakes and went flying over the handle bars. Broke his wrist. Justice served. Never got the bike back though.

Blush_01 wrote: »

My wallet was nicked twice, and someone stole one of my L plates at Christmas.

One of your L plates? That's not a robbery, that's just...strange.

No.


Really haven't most people who attempt to mug me are armatures

"giz yur fone!"

"No." *continues walking*

Had my bike robbed when I was a young'un (about 11). Two older lads rode their bike in front of mine so I had to stop. One hopped off and asked for a go of my shiny done up to the nines BMX. I said no and got an almighty dig in the head (my first proper punch ). Bye bye bike.

My brother saw it later on in the possession of some future well-known gangland figures of Dublin. Not worth the hassle.

I miss my bike.

After drinking far too much I decided to walk to my place in Rathmines from town. The long distance it was and heavy drunken legs on me I decided to take a break at someones doorplace. Someone approaches me, asks if I´m ok and then robs my glasses. Too paraletic to do anything about it, even though I could seem him doing it (well, for a bit anyway).

Who robs glasses? It´s like robbing someone´s walking stick!

Three armed robberies. Took the guards over an hour to show up after the last one.