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Faking it

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    #32
    [Deleted User]
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    shellyboo wrote: »
    Excessive, porno-style noisemaking - unless that's what she normally does! The best tell that she's NOT faking is that red, flushed chest and face look.

    Jesus i hate that! Seems put on to me! no im pretty safe with that description in mind!


    I completely agree with Dragan, I get as much out of knowing she's happy and enjoying herself and satisfied, as I do out of just getting mine. It's very important to my enjoyment of it.

    It's just my personality in general. I care a lot about people. I wouldn't enjoy a night out with the lads if they were all havin a sh1t night.


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    #33
    mirwillbeback
    Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭mirwillbeback


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    It always amuses me when lads say they fake it. I've been sexually active around 6 or 7 years now and Ive never ever faked it! I've had times where I didnt finish but I wouldn't even be arsed faking it! At least girls can easily get away with it.

    I find the good way to tell is in their body movements, and also that "ooooohhoooo" noise that eddie Murphy refers to in his "RAW" show. Thats always a sign she wasnt faking it!

    Out of curiousity to the lads, why did u fake it?! i can understand girls doing it, I really can, but not lads! Especially since an empty condom is a slight giveaway!


    You are training longer than you're ridin' ? Are they related? ;)


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    #34
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    mirwillbeback wrote: »
    You are training longer than you're ridin' ? Are they related? ;)

    I've only been trainin just over 5 years Bish! :D I'm a little behind!!


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    #35
    BKtje
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    I've never faked it but i've also never "finished". Just because i didn't finish doesn't mean that i didn't enjoy it though. Besides i'd just feel wrong if i did and would probably cheapen the whole thing for me, but can't say for certain since i've never faked it.

    Interesting replies so far i must say.


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    #36
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    B-K-DzR wrote: »
    I've never faked it but i've also never "finished". Just because i didn't finish doesn't mean that i didn't enjoy it though. Besides i'd just feel wrong if i did and would probably cheapen the whole thing for me, but can't say for certain since i've never faked it.

    Interesting replies so far i must say.

    are you male of female?


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    #37
    solace
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    To whoever posted about the porno noises... biggest turn off ever. If a girl starts ooohing and aaaahing after a kiss on the neck, you can only imagine how ludicrous it's going to get. Saying that, I'm sure SOME girls are genuinely that loud, but it just sounds so unconvincing!

    It's like that ****ing scene from 40 Days 40 Nights (something like that) with the rose petal... christ...


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    #38
    Dragan
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    solace wrote: »
    To whoever posted about the porno noises... biggest turn off ever.

    Personally i love it! ha ha ha Then again,i can get a bit loud myself at times.

    Bite/claw marks ftw!


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    #39
    minxie
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    whats wrong with a bit of "roaring"
    isnt it about having a good time.....:pac::pac:
    bring it on i say hee, hee:p


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    #40
    shellyboo
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    solace wrote: »
    To whoever posted about the porno noises... biggest turn off ever. If a girl starts ooohing and aaaahing after a kiss on the neck, you can only imagine how ludicrous it's going to get. Saying that, I'm sure SOME girls are genuinely that loud, but it just sounds so unconvincing!

    *grins*
    Dragan wrote: »

    Bite/claw marks ftw!

    As long as they're in discreet places...


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    #41
    solace
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    Dragan wrote: »
    Personally i love it! ha ha ha Then again,i can get a bit loud myself at times.

    Bite/claw marks ftw!

    Bite marks/scratches I have absolutely no problem with, quite the turn on. Maybe because it's passion-filled physical contact... Bree Olsen-esque wailing... no no no.

    Edit: I'm not saying loud is bad. I'm saying loud after three seconds, touch of a finger nail lark is bad!


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    #42
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    Dragan wrote: »
    Bite/claw marks ftw!

    Porno noises when overdone are bad IMO. Natural moaning and heavy breathing now is great because you know it's natural.


    Now scratch and bite marks, oh yes please. My back is currently marked with fingernail marks! :):eek:


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    #43
    Dragan
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    I think we can all agree that once a sign of appreciation is real and genuine, and not faked ( there's that word again ) then it's all good!


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    #44
    Reku
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    Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
    Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in!
    Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job.
    Wiggum: No no, please. It's the only way I'll learn.
    Seriously ladies, be honest, not brutal, but honest, or we'll never learn.

    If it helps any; remember that you're doing us a favour since it won't be for being crap in bed that you decide to call it a day, or you could even be helping us with the next girl we get this far with.


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    #45
    BKtje
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    are you male of female?
    Male, but after re-reading my post i realise i said something which i didn't mean. Instead of cheapen i meant dishonest, no idea where i got cheapen from.


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    #46
    coffee_cake
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    never have, no point


    note, that's not to say there's never been a need - i'd just rather say it ain't working than lie


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    #47
    Galvasean
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    I remember having to stop and tell a partner, "Will you please stop that. it demeans us both."


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    #48
    kraggy
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    I'm a guy and I have, but don't make a habit of it. It was just with one person. There were reasons.

    Wouldn't see a reason for it normally.


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    #49
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    I remember having to stop and tell a partner, "Will you please stop that. it demeans us both."


    LOL


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    #50
    sam34
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    lol, i just assumed every female and most males did this!

    i've been guilty of it on a one night stand when i knew it just wasnt going to happen, and the guy was gonna keep trying until it did.

    i was going out with this fella once who was all about the orgasm, couldnt see beyond it. every time we had sex it was "how good was that one...better than the last one or worse?", all that kind of crap. he wouldnt stop until i had cum at least once. i used sometimes fake it when i was tired, just so i could get some sleep.

    not a good sign in a relationship, though


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    #51
    Galvasean
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    sam34 wrote: »
    i was going out with this fella once who was all about the orgasm, couldnt see beyond it. every time we had sex it was "how good was that one...better than the last one or worse?", all that kind of crap. he wouldnt stop until i had cum at least once. i used sometimes fake it when i was tired, just so i could get some sleep.

    Can i just take a moment to point out that if a guy ever asks if you 'got there' never EVER say "almost". It will wreck his head. :mad:


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    #52
    nomorebadtown
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    Dragan wrote: »
    Personally i love it! ha ha ha Then again,i can get a bit loud myself at times.

    Bite/claw marks ftw!

    lol sorry dude but when i read that i thought of the scene below...ring any bells for you?:p

    ****Warning - NSFW****

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_5sQyHnbY4


    ****Warning - NSFW****


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    #53
    Micky Dolenz
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    I remember having to stop and tell a partner, "Will you please stop that. it demeans us both."


    I knew you sounded familar :D


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    #54
    sam34
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    Can i just take a moment to point out that if a guy ever asks if you 'got there' never EVER say "almost". It will wreck his head. :mad:

    lol.
    tbh, id probably just lie and say yes


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    #55
    sam34
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    Wibbs wrote: »
    BTW a condom makes it so easy to fake. They're hardly checking it out afterward.:)

    sometimes i do... just , y'know, curious...


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    #56
    Micky Dolenz
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    I think it is a bit of a myth that it is only a female thing to do, it would seem we all do it. I have a few times, too tired or full of happy goodness (insert your vice)


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    #57
    Galvasean
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    sam34 wrote: »
    sometimes i do... just , y'know, curious...

    Don't forget a guy can climax without leaking lubricants. Tank could be empty.


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    #58
    sam34
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    Don't forget a guy can climax without leaking lubricants. Tank could be empty.

    really? i'd imagine thats quite rare though, is it?


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    #59
    Galvasean
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    sam34 wrote: »
    really? i'd imagine thats quite rare though, is it?

    I suppose it differs from guy to guy and his uh.. frequency of use.


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    #60
    panda100
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    I used to fake It a lot when I was younger,not so much anymore, but thats beacuse my sex life is non existent :) As they said on Seinfeld sometimes your just tired and want to sleep. However,I must be a crap actress as each one of my boyfriend has seen through it!


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    #61
    Wibbs
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    Not really as Galvasean said, if the tanks are empty and we can climax without leaking anyway. Easy enough trick to learn.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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