ibanez777vbk wrote: » obviously most of the women here have been out with dick heads and havent had a nice bloke
Melange wrote: » I'm sure they have, they're just recounting tales of the worst guys they've experienced, that's all.
ibanez777vbk wrote: » .if i chat up a girl and she says ahhh no thanks mate (not often its happend) im off and just go n talk to someone else,ssshhhh theres plenty women out to talk to why bother with someone who isnt interested ????? beats me.
Khannie wrote: » Also...holy crap! Men are assholes!
battser wrote: » I was 17 with my GF of the time about 6 or 7 months! I am very open minded and at the time was wanting to see what all the fuss was about with a few things sexually!! ya know urself So we are fooling around and I ask her for a BJ!! I know you shud never ask (but I was young and I learnt my lesson! :rolleyes: ) I ask her anyway and she starts to ball out crying saying "I cant believe you asked me that I hate the thought of even doing it". SO Im left standing there feeling very awkward and very guilty for making her cry thinking WTF! WE BREAK UP a week later!!!
battser wrote: » My story is nowhere near anything as bad as what Ive been reading however I was 17 with my GF of the time about 6 or 7 months! I am very open minded and at the time was wanting to see what all the fuss was about with a few things sexually!! ya know urself So we are fooling around and I ask her for a BJ!! I know you shud never ask (but I was young and I learnt my lesson! :rolleyes: ) I ask her anyway and she starts to ball out crying saying "I cant believe you asked me that I hate the thought of even doing it". SO Im left standing there feeling very awkward and very guilty for making her cry thinking WTF! WE BREAK UP a week later!!!
battser wrote: » She was actually 18 at the time. Bit older and more mature! I didnt expect the response. needless to say It didn't work out anyway. I do have a funny story tho but its not really a bad date or sex story but a funny story that came from sex. I was having a bit of fun while in college with this girl who was quite horny and always wanting sex. We were out in the SU one night and went back to hers. Anyway I was about 19 and was always careful so always wrapped up. We had sex maybe three times thats night. Her mother came home and I have to throw my Sh!t on and GTFO quick so I go home throw my dirty clothes from the night before in the wash and think grand Ill just relax here for a bit. Queue a shout up the stairs from my old man!! I walk down all tired and am like whats up. "Put your hand in the pocket of your trousers" Im like ah FCUK what did I leave some cigs in them? NO worst case scenario i put my hand in and feel tissue and the strange feeling of a used condom or 3!!!!! MY FB stuck the used ones and tissue in my pocket! My mother had stumbled across them in my pocket when putting my **** in for the wash!!! I just left my hand in the pocket and walked back up to my room!!! Couldnt even say anything! :o THE SHAME!
Nervous Wreck wrote: » This is my worst date type story in recent times... Fake names will be used on the off chance! Long-ish story but crazy pay-off....! So I was out with the lads in Doyles one night and got chatting to some girl. Really sound, funny, into the same things and could literally quote a line from any movie in my DVD collection. Jackpot. So we have a good laugh, swap numbers n'all and say we'll be in touch. Bita texting over the next few days but nothing much. So a week after, I'm sitting in the bar in my job havin a few drinks after work with my mate Colin, when I get a text from this girl asking if I'm out and saying I should come to Whelans. Wasn't really feeling it at first cos we were havin a laugh already but she rings me a few minutes later and asks me to come up and then puts me on the phone to her mate for some reason. I can hear them trying to whisper to each other in the background "Is he good looking?" "Yeah he's really cute" and they sound like they're pissed and havin great craic. I say I'll let them know and go back to Colin. He then gets a text from some girl and goes "Right, I'm goin to meet this girl in a few minutes" so I go "**** it, I'll go up and meet Rachel and her mate in Whelans." So I let them know I'm coming up and Rachel meets me halfway and we get there and her mate is super sound as well and the three of us are havin a great laugh. Eventually, we end up sitting on a couch and they start going "Come on back to our flat" and I'm like "Nah man, I've a doctors appointment bright and early, I gotta go home" but they keep at it and after about 5 mins of "Come home" "No, I'm goin home", I eventually give in and say I'll go back to theirs and just stay up all night and get an early bus to the Doc's. So it's looking like its gonna be a fun night until, it happens! We're sitting there on the couch and some girl comes over and says "I'm really sorry guys, but I think I might have left my scarf over here. Would it be under you by any chance?" So we shift around and turns out Amy's sitting on it and she hands it back and the girl says her thanks and walks off. Rachel turns to me and casually remarks "I have her wallet."..... Me: "Um, what?" Rachel: "That girl, I have her wallet. It was with that scarf when we sat down." Me: "Jaysus, ye better go give it back sure!" Rachel: "No, I'm not really that moral." Me: "Y'wha!?" Rachel: "It's grand like." At this stage, I'm flabbergasted. Me: "Hah, you don't actually have her wallet." Rachel: *produces two wallets from her handbag* Shocking realisation that this isn't a joke. Me: "Are you actually not going to give that girl her wallet back?" Rachel: "No..." Me: "You're actually going to keep this person's wallet?" Rachel: "Yep." What could I do? Me: "Right, talk tya later so." And I walked straight out, never to speak again. What a bloody mental.
Nervous Wreck wrote: » Haha, aww sorry man. Kinda highlights how let down I was on the night though!
Nervous Wreck wrote: » I thought I was in for something but I wasn't optimistic (read: stupid) enough to think I was in for a threesome....!
partyguinness wrote: » I feel you should have prob hung in there..whats a wallet nicked here and there..you will never know now...you might have missed out on the greatest experience of you life...:( ps. Any chance yo might pm their numbers my way;)
partyguinness wrote: » Mate, that was the biggest let down of a story I have ever read on this forum...ever I tell you. All that for what? I thought you were getting a 3some. I feel cheated..:mad:
Nervous Wreck wrote: » So I let them know I'm coming up and Rachel meets me halfway and we get there and her mate is super sound as well and the three of us are havin a great laugh. Eventually, we end up sitting on a couch and they start going "Come on back to our flat" and I'm like "Nah man, I've a doctors appointment bright and early, I gotta go home" but they keep at it and after about 5 mins of "Come home" "No, I'm goin home", I eventually give in and say I'll go back to theirs and just stay up all night and get an early bus to the Doc's. So it's looking like its gonna be a fun night, I go in the toilet buy a pack of super strong durex. In the taxi back to there's they're fondling my manhood and their boobs at the same time... We get down and dirty in the living room, Rachel is well practised and seems to be able to take a subway footlong.. Subway Certified Deep Throat Expert:D. anyway I really wanted to go muff diving... I take off the mates G -string to find... A massive schlong.. I realise then she's the bird/dude from the crying game:eek: Next day at the doctors appointment, I got the special.. he managed to get one of thos durex super strong condoms out of my a$$
Puddleduck wrote: » So you thought you were in for a threesome too?
ibanez777vbk wrote: » want to tell us more about it like im all ears well eyes in this case
jen_da_fer wrote: » 'Next time it would be better if you just lay still instead of trying too hard'
jen_da_fer wrote: » Worst Sexual Experience: I was texting my ex on and off for a few months, then they started to get very flirty. We went out for a year in 6th year but never bumped uglies so we started to talk about how 'if we could turn back time' etc :-) Anyways, went to a nightclub this one Friday night and low and behold the ex is there, so we get to dancin and chattin and we have a quick kiss, and he asked me back to his 'for old times sake!'. So off we went. First of all, white y fronts (the guy is 23). Took about 20 mins for him to 'warm up' (he wasn drunk), after we eventually got going he just stopped suddenly said 'I love this song' and got out of bed to turn it up. He continually changed positions every two minutes, and finally said after about five mins, 'i think im too cold' and rolled over and fell asleep WITH THE CONDOM STILL ON. I left. Next day I got a text saying 'Next time it would be better if you just lay still instead of trying too hard' There was no next time!
