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Have you got a penis beaker?

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    #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    No, I have nothing to dunk my penis in before, during, or after sex.


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    #3
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Penis beaker? You mean a girls mouth.


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    #4
    JackieChan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭JackieChan


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    No, I have nothing to dunk my penis in before, during, or after sex.

    I have a cup with a lit cigarette in it and a lid on top...when the main business is done I dip my lad into that as he likes a smoke afterwards aswell.


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    #5
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    No. I have a shower.


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    #6
    dark crystal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    I love how she says her husband is her first and only lover, so she thinks it's perfectly normal. How weird!

    Love this reply further down:
    I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?

    That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.

    You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.

    :D


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    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    No. I have a shower.

    Jaysus!! What do you be ridin'? :eek:


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    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Just browsed that site and there's threads about a drug dependent baby and someone shitting themselves, nice find OP.:)


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    #9
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Fanjo?

    GTFO!


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    #10
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    Jaysus!! What do you be ridin'? :eek:

    I plead the fifth.


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    #11
    wandatowell
    Registered Users Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Those moist tissues, the scented kinda. I give me chap a quick wipe. Cleaning off the goodness, then I have a shower in the AM.


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    #12
    kiffer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    I read that as penis breaker... *shudder*

    Can't he just wipe off on the edge of the sheets?


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    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    I just let mine drop into the toilet.
    Freshly flushed of course.


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    #14
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,510 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    It's called a 'curtain'


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    #15
    kiffer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    I plead the fifth.

    Maybe you should plead the filth...


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    #16
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    wandatowell wrote: »
    Those moist tissues, the scented kinda.

    A used tampon?


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    #17
    Miike
    Registered Users Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭Miike


    Website took forever to load, in plain text. Worth every minute for the comedy.


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    #18
    wandatowell
    Registered Users Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    .Henry Sellers. wrote: »
    A used tampon?

    jesus lad


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    P_1
    Registered Users Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    That sounds pretty damn unhygienic to be honest


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    #20
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    January wrote: »
    Thread over on mumsnet asking if you have a beaker for dunking your penis into after having sex...

    So, do you have a penis beaker? Or any other type of penis dunking receptacle?

    http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis


    ...what the jaysus is so feckin urgent that he can't wait till she gets out of the bathroom?

    How the feck long is she in there?

    these and other questions......


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    #21
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Eeeew :eek:


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    #22
    dark crystal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    I'm not in posession of a penis myself, but aren't men's lads fairly, er, sensitive straight after sex?

    I can't imagine dunking it in cold water straight afterwards would feel very nice.


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    #23
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    I actually do, but its nothing to do with a post sex-ritual. It's just to keep my foreskin clean. Smegma can build up easily.


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    #24
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    dark crystal wrote: »
    I can't imagine dunking it in cold water straight afterwards would feel very nice.
    Maybe they boil the kettle before they go up!

    Then by the time they're done washing before sex that they undoubtedly have to do too, get the ride and the water has cooled down to warm enough for willy washing :D


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    #25
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Dear God, shudders* things like that make me very glad I stayed child free:eek:


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    kiffer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    I actually do, but its nothing to do with a post sex-ritual. It's just to keep my foreskin clean. Smegma can build up easily.

    ... you have a cup/glass of water beside your bed for dipping yourself in?
    Surely it's enough to just wipe clean?
    I mean are people cleaming between round one and two? Or is it just an end of festivities kind of thing?


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    #27
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,322 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    A scrub down with 000 grade wire wool and some acetone should do it.


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    #28
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    kiffer wrote: »
    ... you have a cup/glass of water beside your bed for dipping yourself in?
    Surely it's enough to just wipe clean?
    I mean are people cleaming between round one and two? Or is it just an end of festivities kind of thing?

    I think you picked that up wrong. It's nothing to do with sex, just general hygiene.


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    #29
    waterworld87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭waterworld87


    Instructions Weren't Clear Enough, I Got My Dick Caught in a Ceiling Fan


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    #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just wipe it on the curtains like a real man.

    The ladies love that.


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    #31
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    I actually do, but its nothing to do with a post sex-ritual. It's just to keep my foreskin clean. Smegma can build up easily.

    It does if you dont wash... what the hell dude :confused:


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