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Due to die in one week.

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  • 28-03-2012 10:37am
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    lastlaugh
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    Dear all,

    I have been diagnosed with a terminal form of brain infection and the docs have told me I only have one week to live.

    I leave behind a wife and several children but they have asked me to find out some funny things to do before I finally kick the bucket and leave them as they love me so much.

    You probably are wondering what I am doing posting here as it is Ah after all :o but I know you guys are caring and fun too!

    So can you give me some fun things to do before I go?


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Apt username.

    Also "terminal form of brain infection". Who was your doctor, Nick perhaps?


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    some 15 year olds?


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    kippy
    Registered Users Posts: 18,463 ✭✭✭✭kippy


    If you're serious, get off boards, get outside, go for a walk on the beach.


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    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    rob anglo irish bank, then aib, then, boi and then give it all to bertie ahern for his pension fund


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    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Take out a massive loan and donate it to a hospital..... Imagine, they're all like "Where's my money n shít" and the hospital is all like "Was a donation yo" and they be like "But we're not interestd in helping the sick n shít... "Dat ass".


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    TanG411
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    *Obligatory response video*


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    bicardi19
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    Haha "Several children".


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    the groutch
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    been getting ideas from this guy I think

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056588011


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    What, do you have loads of illegitimate children you've lost count of or something?


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    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Apt username.

    Also "terminal form of brain infection". Who was your doctor, Nick perhaps?

    Yes it is like a strain of Meningytus but it is much worse.

    My Brain Consultant is an Indian woman you probably dont know her.

    Thanks


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    ThinksAmoral wrote: »
    *Obligatory response video*

    This might suit...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKd06s1LNik


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    RachaelVO
    Registered Users Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    Are ya really serious OP????

    Well that just well and truly suck the **** outta your week!

    For a start leave messages and notes around for your family to find in the years to come. Funny ones. You gotta do the mandatory videos for the kids.

    After that keep the kids of school and do stuff with them.


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    [Deleted User]
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    are the banks after your house?


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    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    My Brain Consultant is an Indian woman you probably dont know her.

    Hm, I think I met her at a mixer last weekend.

    Indian lady if I'm not mistaken.


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    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    testicle wrote: »
    Blast her with piss.

    If your reffing to my Indian Doctor I would like to give her one but I'm not into golden showers and scat type things thanks all the same.


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    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,222 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I'm not sure attention-whoreism is fatal but good job in starting your own thread when your pathetic attempts to make people aware of your existence in the other one got you this far.


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    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    kippy wrote: »
    If you're serious, get off boards, get outside, go for a walk on the beach.

    Im looking for help and suggestions, I havent any time to deal with heartless people at this stage so if you have nothing positive to contribute just go now, OK?


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    phasers
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    Get a giant face tattoo and a Prince Albert


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    chin_grin
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    lastlaugh wrote: »
    Yes it is like a strain of Meningytus but it is much worse.

    My Brain Consultant is an Indian woman you probably dont know her.

    Thanks

    Do you know what, I could have taken you seriously if you spelled 'meningitis' correctly. Must be your 'brain infection'.

    Ah yeah that Indian woman! Is Medulla Oblongata her name?


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    lastlaugh
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    pickarooney wrote: »
    I'm not sure attention-whoreism is fatal but good job in starting your own thread when your pathetic attempts to make people aware of your existence in the other one got you this far.

    Cruel and heartless, and a pretty sh!t post for someone who is a 'Creative writing' mod.

    Do you sit around in a tweed jacket getting fat?


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    gosuckonalemon
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    lastlaugh wrote: »
    Dear all,

    I have been diagnosed with a terminal form of brain infection and the docs have told me I only have one week to live.

    I leave behind a wife and several children but they have asked me to find out some funny things to do before I finally kick the bucket and leave them as they love me so much.

    You probably are wondering what I am doing posting here as it is Ah after all :o but I know you guys are caring and fun too!

    So can you give me some fun things to do before I go?


    OMG I'm so sorry to hear, but hey at least you're not homeless with exams to do! ;)


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    Orando Broom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    You could sort out a LOT of Ireland's problems in a week.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Is this how we've become? Someone says they're about to die and the first reaction of most people is to mock him? Fake or not, that's pretty messed up.


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    Mental Mickey
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    The movie "Spamalot" comes to mind.

    I smell a troll


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    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Do you know what, I could have taken you seriously if you spelled 'meningitis' correctly. Must be your 'brain infection'.

    Ah yeah that Indian woman! Is Medulla Oblongata her name?

    She does mention that alot and I do think she is a bit self obseessd, possibly. The infection is taking hold now and sometimes I feel like I'm in the creative writing forum, its like a nightmare...


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    stovelid
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    You have a brain?


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    #28
    RachaelVO
    Registered Users Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    This thread started off so well, it's already starting to fall apart...

    Ah well, it'll be close soon and we can all just get on with our lives.

    ... oh wait... :o


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    #29
    AboutTwoFiddy
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    OP if you're taking the piss it's a shitty and very low thing to do.


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    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    Mental Mickey wrote: »
    The movie "Spamalot" comes to mind.

    I smell a troll

    You standing to close to yourself agian? :pac:


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    Cruel and heartless, and a pretty sh!t post for someone who is a 'Creative writing' mod.

    Do you sit around in a tweed jacket getting fat?

    What stage is this? Denial, acceptance or just a joke gone horribly wrong? I just can't tell.

    Could be Stage 2.


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