Lady Gardens

MysticalSoul · 16-09-2008 9:43am #1

For the ladies, how do you keep yours - shave, trim, wild and free or wax, or other.

For the lads, how do you like your ladies lady gardens to be ?

I tend to trim mine, have tried the shaving, and the regrowth itches like hell, like no other itchiness I have ever had before.

xzanti · 16-09-2008 9:51am

All off, I keep it more a patio than a garden

Karen_* · 16-09-2008 10:17am

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gabgab · 16-09-2008 10:52am

The ladies lounge is great place

:D

I prefer it to be at least very trim, but that is just my preference. No fun with a mouthfull of pubes grass :P

What is ladies preference to mens though??

16-09-2008 10:58am

Mines a unique selling point......it glows.

Rozabeez · 16-09-2008 11:26am

'Boots expert' is where its at, forget shaving.

themadchef · 16-09-2008 11:32am

Just the mention of the word "garden" :eek:

No way in hell im attacking it myself..in my much younger days decided i'd have a go with the creme hair remover..just the bits around the bikini line nothing too adventureous....obviously put too much on .. it kinda..went places it shouldint ..My poor "sacred place" looked like a dog with the mange :eek::D... wasin't laughing at the time.....but it's funny looking back.

Lesson for me, leave it to the professionals lol

Madame Razz · 16-09-2008 12:00pm

Moonbaby wrote: »

Mines a unique selling point......it glows.

I'm intrigued????

xzanti wrote: »

All off, I keep it more a patio than a garden

I hear ya.... Hollywood all the way for me too.

Regrowth is a biatch tho; think i'll get mine lasered soon!

gabgab · 16-09-2008 12:17pm

Moonbaby wrote: »

Mines a unique selling point......it glows.

Ginger......??

topiaryjoe · 16-09-2008 1:17pm

Great to get all these hits on my website, www.topiaryjoe.com about trimming Ladies' Shrubbery.
I usually trim yew, boxwood or ivy during the day, but the nocturnal trim is much more intriguing.
My Lady changes trim with the season. Right now there is a Summer double Poodle cut. Fall comes soon and we trim for growth, clearing all the leaves...Winter gets a full coat to keep away the cold, and in the Spring we go for a sheer trim, readying the flight deck for warmer weather. Aaaah, it is Good to be the Bush Master. Eat yer vegetables first!

Disco Stu · 16-09-2008 1:23pm

From my point of view nothing worse than overgrown shrubbery... for me anyway, real passion killer...!!

Nicely trimmed or "patio-ed" if thats a word :P is the way to go... no need to be picking the bush out your teeth...!!

Like gabgab I would be interested in hearing the ladies view on the lads too...! :cool:

Star Lord · 16-09-2008 1:27pm

irishamethyst wrote: »

For the lads, how do you like your ladies lady gardens to be ?

Prefer trimmed, or partially shaved/waxed (Sorry ladies, but the completely bald look is not a good one)

At the end of the day though I don't think it makes that much bloody difference!

nomorebadtown · 16-09-2008 1:31pm

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Prefer trimmed, or partially shaved/waxed (Sorry ladies, but the completely bald look is not a good one)

At the end of the day though I don't think it makes that much bloody difference!

agreed, as with many other things in life, middle ground is best...not primordial and not prepubescent.

Passenger · 16-09-2008 1:48pm

Landing strip. You need some place to land don't you.

Anti · 16-09-2008 2:05pm

I think it depends on the woman. On some all off looks great, but others short back and sides suits them more. A untamed bush is just horrible though.

brianthebard · 16-09-2008 2:08pm

Rozabeez wrote: »

'Boots expert' is where its at, forget shaving.

Whats this boots expert stuff then?
The less "grass" the better imo.

Phlann · 16-09-2008 2:37pm

I like completely shaved/waxed. But I probably only like it so much because it's pretty rare. Hardly ever see it, in fact. Most girls in this country seem to go for the basic trim option.

RuailleBuaille · 16-09-2008 3:43pm

Moonbaby wrote: »

Mines a unique selling point......it glows.

Now this you must explain. Have you spent time working in a nuclear power plant?

Keep mine trim, don't like the all-off look, I'm a woman and would prefer to look like one DOWN THERE and not a prepubescent child! Although I can remember seeing my mother's (red) pubic hair when I was younger and thinking 'eugh, I'lll never grow hair there.' Like I had a choice!

Rayven199 · 16-09-2008 3:56pm

I keep it trim! Was thinking about waxing but firstly I dont like pain and secondly I would be afraid the re-growth would be a b*tch! Tried shaving before when I was younger...big mistake, nasty itchy horrible re-growth!

Whats it like having it waxed and then the re-growth?

Heathen · 16-09-2008 4:03pm

I like my girls like...

MegaBush = Out of the question!!!

Trimmed night and tights = Should be like this all this time, i even assist in the upkeep.

Shaved Completely = For special occasions so you dont become desensatised (or start taking it for granted)

Horrayy!

The Bollox · 16-09-2008 4:06pm

I'm not too pushed either way. both extremes are bad imo though. I don;t like bald and I don;t like overgrown. a little hair never hurt anyone

dblennon · 16-09-2008 4:07pm

To Phlann,

I've only come accross a slightly untrimmed garden once and that was at the beginning of a relationship was all gone the next week.

It must depend on age all of my mates 21-24 say that I was the first to come accross this and bare is generally the only accepted practice these days.

I'd agree with them, It was a bit of a shock to be honest.

Zzippy · 16-09-2008 4:10pm

irishamethyst wrote: »

For the lads, how do you like your ladies lady gardens to be ?

Anything from neatly trimmed to totally waxed - dont mind a little bit of hair but there's nothing worse than a bird's nest with bits getting stuck in yer teeth! :eek:

nomorebadtown · 16-09-2008 4:18pm

dblennon wrote: »

It must depend on age all of my mates 21-24 say that I was the first to come accross this and bare is generally the only accepted practice these days.

accepted by whom?

Zzippy wrote: »

Anything from neatly trimmed to totally waxed - dont mind a little bit of hair but there's nothing worse than a bird's nest with bits getting stuck in yer teeth! :eek:

whats all this about bits in teeth?? what are you people doing to these poor girls with your teeth? teeth shouldnt come into it!:eek:

Madame Razz · 16-09-2008 4:21pm

Rayven199 wrote: »

I keep it trim! Was thinking about waxing but firstly I dont like pain and secondly I would be afraid the re-growth would be a b*tch! Tried shaving before when I was younger...big mistake, nasty itchy horrible re-growth!

Whats it like having it waxed and then the re-growth?

Ya, the regrowth is a biatch, not itchy or anything tho, it improves the more you have it done tho!

I really don't think the all-gone look is prepubescent; I mean its quite clear I'm all woman! Have only ever had one guy moan about it looking child-like, and the same guy was an ass; TBH I think the brazilian/extended brazilian looks worse- a little tuft of hair there for the sake of it.

Much rather it all gone!! Much better for the man too methinks.

Last boyf had never seen a hollywood before; he was muchos impressed;)

Zzippy · 16-09-2008 4:36pm

nomorebadtown wrote: »

accepted by whom?

whats all this about bits in teeth?? what are you people doing to these poor girls with your teeth? teeth shouldnt come into it!:eek:

Its a cliche I suppose - stuck on yer tongue I should have said!

RuailleBuaille · 16-09-2008 4:40pm

manukahoney wrote: »

I really don't think the all-gone look is prepubescent; I mean its quite clear I'm all woman!

So it's easy to tell from your bald vagina that you're a woman and not a child? What has it got, laughter lines?

Drift · 16-09-2008 4:52pm

A woman with shaved nether regions looks no more like a girl than a man who shaves his face looks like a boy.

GeturGun · 16-09-2008 4:59pm

yep I'm an 'all off' as well
I'm a wimp though, none of this waxing lark, it's Veet all the way for me

Phlann · 16-09-2008 5:00pm

nomorebadtown wrote: »

accepted by whom?

Yes, I'm not convinced by this either. Of the girls I've been with, most were neat and trimmed, slightly fewer were brazilian and only 2 or 3 have been 'hollywood'.

I'd like to know where you're hanging out at the weekends that you're meeting these women... maybe I'll go hang out there too.

Karen_* · 16-09-2008 5:02pm

dblennon wrote: »

To Phlann,

I've only come accross a slightly untrimmed garden once and that was at the beginning of a relationship was all gone the next week.

It must depend on age all of my mates 21-24 say that I was the first to come accross this and bare is generally the only accepted practice these days.

I'd agree with them, It was a bit of a shock to be honest.

Really?? lolololol

Accepted practice? So would an untrimmed bush be as rare like as a flying pig?:D

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