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I would put this in personal issues, but it's kind of funny so.....

0utpost31 · 2008-08-19 22:44:31

Fake names btw..... I was at a session there about two months ago. Myself and friends hit the town, flootered, great craic, etc. Went back to my mate Jimmys house, it was just three of us (males) drinkin away and the clock struck 6am and I said "f*kit jimmy I'm wrecked I'm kippin in your bed head to toe if you don't mind."…

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#152 20-08-2008 5:11pm

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I bet he did, the DURTY fecker

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#153 20-08-2008 5:12pm

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Yeah especially after a night of beering your always that little bit hornier!

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#154 20-08-2008 5:13pm

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A hole and a heartbeat is all you need.

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#155 20-08-2008 5:20pm

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Thats hilarious.

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#156 20-08-2008 5:52pm

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Smart Bug wrote: »

A hole and a heartbeat is all you need.

A heartbeat? That seems excessive...

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#157 20-08-2008 6:29pm

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LOL that reminds of a film I saw, but they have a THREESOME, there are 2 guys and 1 girl, one guy likes the girl but the girl doesn't like that guy, she likes the other guy, but the other guy is gay and he doesn't like the girl he likes the guy so the only way they can get together is to have a THREESOME, can't remember the name of the film but they end up having a durty THREESOME...

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#158 20-08-2008 6:39pm

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One of the funniest stories I have EVER heard!!

Brilliant

But poor you in that situation, I would be mortified...

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#159 20-08-2008 6:58pm

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PMSL...

One of the funniest things I have read on boards...
EVER...

Sh1t one dude...

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#160 20-08-2008 7:05pm

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Jaysus :pac:

And the tags are priceless.

OP I hope you update this thread when you finally talk to them about it haha

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#161 20-08-2008 7:16pm

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0utpost31 wrote: »

And I was in my own sleeping bag as well so I was extra protected from what was about to happen......

0utpost31 wrote: »

****Tinkle****

"What the fuck was that????!!!!"

Suddenly, I heard a BELT BEING UNBUCKLED.

Sorry to be Captain Logic here, but how did he unbuckle your belt while you were in a sleeping bag? :eek:

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#162 20-08-2008 7:35pm

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dlofnep wrote: »

Sorry to be Captain Logic here, but how did he unbuckle your belt while you were in a sleeping bag? :eek:

it was the other guys belt that got undone, not the op;s

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#163 20-08-2008 7:37pm

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0utpost31 wrote: »

Lads it is 100% true.

You'd never know what you'd do if you were in that situation. These are my very good friends and I didn't want them knowing that I know you know what. But they do know now anyways.

As I said, I waited for the **** to die down, and it did. I was like "ahhhh, it went according to plan" and then they started getting serious. Then I got up and left. I didn't wait there the whole time as dshyty is saying.

Dsmythy, re-read my post before accusing me of lying and don't be annoying me. This is a serious personal issue, with elements of humour.

I never got the idea how someone could annoy someone over the internetz. Just ignore me sure ya big fat liar.

On the say 10% chance of it being a true story. Leave it be. Who gives a shi'ite muslim what they get up to? Last thing they need is you bringing it up. They may rape you in punishment.

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#164 20-08-2008 7:48pm

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Man that story is ****in hilarious!!!

I had sex with a girlfriend in a tent with someone else there, unconscious when I went camping in Australia. And whenever you stay in hostels you always catch people beating off or having sex!

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#165 20-08-2008 8:16pm

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who gives a toss if it's true or not. it's funny.

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#166 20-08-2008 8:26pm

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Sean Quagmire wrote: »

they were probably just sleep **** walking...

Yeah, Maybe they cant even remember it happening.. ha ha

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#167 20-08-2008 8:57pm

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0utpost31 wrote: »

It's a bit hard to get your lad out when you're wrapped up in a sleeping bag.

Em ... no!!!

0utpost31 wrote: »

Who's adding all these crazy tags to this thread?

Lol, assorted messers, that's all!!

Bit unfair to drag Jizzlord into it though ... he's not even from Dublin!! :pac:

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#168 20-08-2008 9:03pm

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Phlann wrote: »

who gives a toss if it's true or not. it's funny.

hee hee, toss.............

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#169 21-08-2008 1:15am

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So since this thread is coming to a close (for now, until I make that call), I think I might try and pimp some of my photos if I'm allowed.

They're in this thread here if anyone wants a look and maybe ye can tell me what ye think!?

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055360456

Am I allowed to do this?

*runs away*

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#170 21-08-2008 5:16am

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5 stars id be horrified if i was you but im not so i can just sit here and laugh uncontrolably

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#171 21-08-2008 5:42am

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0utpost31 wrote: »

So since this thread is coming to a close (for now, until I make that call), I think I might try and pimp some of my photos if I'm allowed.

They're not photos from that night, are they?!! :eek: :eek:

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#172 21-08-2008 10:05am

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I wouldn't talk to any of the bastards again if they were that disrespectful about doing it right beside me when I was sleeping, bad form gay or straight!

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#173 21-08-2008 10:38am

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How did you manage to get to sleep after your two mates were **** each other off??? No way, you needed to get out of there at that point at least.

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#174 21-08-2008 11:03am

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this reads like one of those little Jimmy jokes...

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#175 21-08-2008 11:17am

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0utpost31 wrote: »

So since this thread is coming to a close (for now, until I make that call), I think I might try and pimp some of my photos if I'm allowed.

They're in this thread here if anyone wants a look and maybe ye can tell me what ye think!?

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055360456

Am I allowed to do this?

*runs away*

I thought it was pics of the night, that is cheating:mad:

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#176 21-08-2008 12:17pm

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Haha! There's no way I'd take pictures of nobz and taint my camera with ghey. Nah they're beautiful nature shots that can help calm you down after reading such a horrific story.

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#177 21-08-2008 1:14pm

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JangoFett wrote: »

I had sex with a girlfriend in a tent with someone else there, unconscious when I went camping in Australia.

I saw a film recently where some young couple were travelling around Australia and hooked up with an American guy. The couple had the sekz in the tent when they thought he was asleep and the American later killed the bf. be warned.

http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0482374/ <-that's the one

And whenever you stay in hostels you always catch people beating off or having sex!

You're just not going to be happy until you get murdered are you?

0utpost31 wrote: »

So since this thread is coming to a close (for now, until I make that call)

You overestimate your own importance.

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#178 21-08-2008 1:47pm

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This thread is epic.

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#179 21-08-2008 2:29pm

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0utpost31 wrote: »

Haha! There's no way I'd take pictures of nobz and taint my camera with ghey. Nah they're beautiful nature shots that can help calm you down after reading such a horrific story.

Stop dissing the gays, they are your mates:mad:

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#180 21-08-2008 2:32pm

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This is the thread of 2008

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#181 21-08-2008 2:34pm

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adsgirl wrote: »

massive log in:D

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa

Best thread ever, so many double meanings :pac:

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#182 21-08-2008 2:43pm

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missmatty wrote: »

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa

Best thread ever, so many double meanings :pac:

:cool:
Anyway when Jimmy and the other guy find out he has posted this on Boards, they are going to kick the s*** out of him, so he won't have to worry about future strained relations.

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#183 21-08-2008 3:32pm

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The tags! Baaahahahaha

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#184 21-08-2008 4:12pm

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Serious note: great you can laugh about it, talk to the lads.

But really, that is the funniest thing I have read in ages, you have made my afternoon!! Absolutely hillarious and the tags are just a thing of beauty.

On a related note: Coffee coming out of your nose it HORRIBLE!!

this is best thread since Jigsaw girl

Eh???? Can someone tell me where this is?

Ta

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#185 21-08-2008 5:20pm

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Georgie porgie pudding and pie
kiss the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay

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#186 21-08-2008 7:17pm

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Gee, erm.... this is kinda awkward. I have a feeling that I'm the "Paddy" in this scenario.

Erm, what happens now?

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#187 21-08-2008 7:21pm

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tin_can_ted wrote: »

Gee, erm.... this is kinda awkward. I have a feeling that I'm the "Paddy" in this scenario.

Erm, what happens now?

fess up paddy - tell all:D

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#188 21-08-2008 7:47pm

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oh shit

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#189 21-08-2008 7:48pm

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Epic if true. Simply epic.

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#190 21-08-2008 8:00pm

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Super thread!

0utpost.....if Paddy was being pushed up against you while being penetrated, where was his knob in relation to your ringpiece??

x5 stars btw!

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#191 21-08-2008 8:06pm

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About 5 knob-lengths from my ass I'd say. But that could have been his phone.

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#192 21-08-2008 8:10pm

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*logs out*

*deletes all web history*

*burns clothes in bonfire*

*"first ticket to mexico please"*

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#193 21-08-2008 8:12pm

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Do you know what's really wierd?

The only thread tin can ted's ever started is....

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055347254

Oh.... my.... fg.

Tin can ted. Are you taking the piss?

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#194 21-08-2008 8:12pm

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Hmm... just looked through Tin Can ted's posts and found this thread:

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055304415

Does any of this sound familiar, Outpost?

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#195 21-08-2008 8:12pm

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Can you draw a picture in MSpaint of the crime scene and post it up?

About 5 knob-lengths?.....man, you definitely caught the ghey.
His baby-batter is probably stilled steeped in your clothes.

Seek out a quart of gypsy tears to cure yourself of the ghey.

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#196 21-08-2008 8:12pm

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Phlann we had the exact same lightbulb moment right there.

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#197 21-08-2008 8:14pm

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Oh shit.

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#198 21-08-2008 8:14pm

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lol

It's the thread that just keeps on giving!

And taking.

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#199 21-08-2008 8:17pm

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Phlann wrote: »

lol

It's the thread that just keeps on giving!

And taking.

Lol I was just about to post that!

Seriously, you think it's all over and BAM! (Kind of like what happened to the OP really.)

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#200 21-08-2008 8:37pm

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Seriously, just when I think this thread has ran its course... it just got even more epic.

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#201 21-08-2008 8:43pm

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I call bull****. It's too perfect.

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