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Funny boat pics,videos and jokes.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    fergal.b wrote: »
    Multi million dollar yacht and you have to sit here to pull in the sail :confused: I new I should have bought that motor yacht :)
    More like "I know we left the skippers motor boat somewhere, maybe it's in here.. " :D

    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,108 ✭✭✭pedroeibar1


    Steve wrote: »
    Caption competition anyone?

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    "I agree with stripping out a boat for racing, but no heads and having to pee to leeward is a bit much! "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,066 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Steve wrote: »
    Caption competition anyone?

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    They dont call them Park Avenue booms for nothing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,066 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Steve wrote: »
    Yeah..

    just for context:

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    If thats a Wally its the most hideous thing theyve ever built


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭BrensBenz


    Steve wrote: »
    Caption competition anyone?

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    "How did I get here? How do I get back? Look at the size of this shackle key! Eh, why are they all laughing and waving at me without using all of their fingers? B@$t@rd$!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,868 ✭✭✭Alkers


    neris wrote: »
    If thats a Wally its the most hideous thing theyve ever built

    I'll bet it's pretty spectacular on the inside!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,066 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Simona1986 wrote: »
    I'll bet it's pretty spectacular on the inside!

    True. looks **** on the outside slick on the inside, total opposite of your top notch sexy looking 100ft maxi racer whch is about as luxurious as a the inside of a portaloo


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭JamesM


    neris wrote: »
    True. looks **** on the outside slick on the inside, total opposite of your top notch sexy looking 100ft maxi racer whch is about as luxurious as a the inside of a portaloo
    The famous Moonduster, one of the nicest looking boats around, was really grotty inside and stank of diesel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,108 ✭✭✭pedroeibar1


    JamesM wrote: »
    The famous Moonduster,........was really grotty inside and stank of diesel.

    That's what comes from putting lumps of the keel in the coachroof!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 495 ✭✭Hifive


    A lot of those old tonners/racers were beautiful on the outside and grotty on the inside.
    I raced with Roy Dickson on many of his boats, including the Holland "Imp" for a short while and she certainly wasn't comfortable.
    The "loo" was amidships and almost completely open to the rest of the boat. Also like most, she had cot berths, which probably explains why my back still hurts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Hifive wrote: »
    A lot of those old tonners/racers were beautiful on the outside and grotty on the inside.
    I raced on with Roy Dickson on many of his boats, including the Holland "Imp" for a short, while and she certainly wasn't comfortable.
    The "loo" was amidships and almost completely open to the rest of the boat. Like most, she had cot berths, which probably explains why my back still hurts.
    In fairness, Roy had some cracking boats.. :D



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 495 ✭✭Hifive


    Ha, Ha,
    Showing my age here (50), but I was "pre Rosie"
    I started on "F an B", which was his old S&S 30, and moved onto, "impressions" his (very) converted First 30 and then imp.
    Cracklin Rosie, (a Castro 44, I think) and "Rosie" (Corby) came later.
    I was on his little Corby 25 on the marina a couple of weeks ago and had a good chat to him about the old days. The 25 is like a dinghy with a steering wheel!
    He's some man for one man. 80 + now and still racing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,108 ✭✭✭pedroeibar1


    Beginning to sound like a bunch of Auld Mr. Brennans! The top Howth boats back then were TrischTrasch (I always thought she looked nicer than 'Duster) and Sceolaing, which I raced against a few times and sailed on once with Leslie Kertz (NYC) after he bought her. Then I moved to Cruisers II so in Howth all I remember of being worth beating was Chick Brown's 'Sunshot'.
    As for showing your age at 50, well. .......:P junior!:)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,750 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


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    Here's one of Fergal in his youth :pac:


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    Nice :) some things just never grow old.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,066 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Hifive wrote: »
    Ha, Ha,
    Showing my age here (50), but I was "pre Rosie"
    I started on "F an B", which was his old S&S 30, and moved onto, "impressions" his (very) converted First 30 and then imp.
    Cracklin Rosie, (a Castro 44, I think) and "Rosie" (Corby) came later.
    I was on his little Corby 25 on the marina a couple of weeks ago and had a good chat to him about the old days. The 25 is like a dinghy with a steering wheel!
    He's some man for one man. 80 + now and still racing.

    You forgot Scarlett before Craklin. Though most of cracklins deck gear and rig was off Scarlett. Scarlett was the castro 2 tonner cracklin was a Corby. Blue Diamond was another of his boats which ended up in Dun Laoghaire in the irish and was blown off its trailer one winter. Think he also had a production DB which he changed around aswell. Impressions is still kicking around Howth but lost the old ior rig for somthing more cruisy.

    The ior boats still look great outside and grotty inside even when theyve been in for a rebuild and new rig.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,750 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    How about this for old! (Belonged to my father)

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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    Steve wrote: »
    How about this for old! (Belonged to my father)

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    Is it Skerries sailing club.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    fergal.b wrote: »
    Is it Skerries sailing club.
    Not 100% sure but I think so.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,957 ✭✭✭miss no stars


    The burgee is right and the SSC fits :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭JamesM


    That's a very interesting trophy. As you can see, it is from 1954, before the goat's head was introduced to the Skerries SC burgee in the 60s.
    It also mentions 2 different dinghy classes, the IDRA 14 and the International 12.
    Maybe the 12s had a start at the IDRA Champs in 1954.
    Jim.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 961 ✭✭✭Conchir


    Pretty sure IDRA here refers to the Irish Dinghy Racing Association, before it changed to the Irish Yachting Association (I think) and finally the ISA. If it was talking about the dinghy itself, pretty sure it would say IDRA14.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭JamesM


    Conchir wrote: »
    Pretty sure IDRA here refers to the Irish Dinghy Racing Association, before it changed to the Irish Yachting Association (I think) and finally the ISA. If it was talking about the dinghy itself, pretty sure it would say IDRA14.

    I don't go back that far :eek:, although I was around for the IYA.
    I presume that's where the name for the IDRA 14 came from.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 961 ✭✭✭Conchir


    JamesM wrote: »
    I don't go back that far :eek:, although I was around for the IYA.
    I presume that's where the name for the IDRA 14 came from.

    I wasn't around for the IDRA or the IYA :P yep, that's where the name came from


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    What If 'Jaws' Was A Disney Movie :)




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭breghall


    very good that !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,530 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,108 ✭✭✭pedroeibar1


    Feargal, above a certain level of intelligence one is beyond the hurly-burly of grit, sand and salt in favour of the deep comfort of a bed (or at a push a firm surface). I’d best leave it at that, we are too polite here for ‘After Hours’;):)


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    One way of getting out of the way :eek:


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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    Sorted :)

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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    Happy Christmas all don't expect much from santa this year as with all the cutbacks I had to downsize and now have no room to carry any presents.:)


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,750 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs




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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    Tabnabs wrote: »

    The microboat even got a mention :D



    .


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    fergal.b wrote: »

    I wonder would it work with a Honda GX25/35 + gearbox.. Fairly sure I had a desk fan at one point with a blade exactly like that


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    You know it's time to leave port when :eek:

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,750 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    Just another day in the life of a classic boat owner, eh Fergal!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,108 ✭✭✭pedroeibar1


    Disgraceful! not a lifejacket nor killcord in sight! (I did have to look very carefully - again and again - to come to that conclusion!:)


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    Saturday night is bath night :)

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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    :D


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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    Handy Idea :)



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