Jan and Klödi's Party Bus

buffalo · 15-10-2013 4:46pm

AstraMonti wrote: »

Black socks, helmet angle, stupid helmet strap, glasses, spacers tower, clinchers, fsa chainset (dafuq!) .. but kudos for the calves!

Edit.. ah.. also 750ml bottles? What do you think you 're doing? Wicklow 200?

Final stage of the Suir Valley, 130km, with pro riders setting the pace. And no support car.

Will be upgrading the chainset over the winter hopefully. And I need my glasses to see dammit! It's really tough to get a contact lens into my right eye since my crash.

Everything else is accepted as constructive criticism.

AstraMonti · 15-10-2013 4:52pm

For the glasses look for cycling glasses with RX inserts. I am the same, I can't see without my glasses and I can't stand contact lenses either.

niceonetom · 15-10-2013 8:01pm

Glasses are only acceptable when teamed with a blonde pony-tail and, for the love of god, get a jersey that fits you next time.

buffalo · 15-10-2013 8:26pm

It is about the right time for setting goals for next season:
-upgrade chainset
-upgrade wheels
-grow hair long
-dye it blond
-order XS sized jersey (done)
-buy smaller bottles
-train at some point

Raam · 15-10-2013 8:27pm

buffalo wrote: »

It is about the right time for setting goals for next season:
-upgrade chainset
-upgrade wheels
-grow hair long
-dye it blond
-order XS sized jersey (done)
-buy smaller bottles
-train at some point

Don't forget to go a bit bald.

buffalo · 15-10-2013 8:39pm

Raam wrote: »

Don't forget to go a bit bald.

I'll see what I can do. My da's pushing 80, still got all his. Though I know legend dictates the hair is inherited from the mother's side. The helmet will probably wear a bald patch anyway.

Lusk_Doyle · 15-10-2013 8:40pm

niceonetom wrote: »

Glasses are only acceptable when teamed with a blonde pony-tail and, for the love of god, get a jersey that fits you next time.

Nothing worse than jersey sleeves flapping in the wind!

Raam · 15-10-2013 8:41pm

Judging by the other two lads, you also need a tattoo on your inner arm and a few more bangs on the knee.

Lusk_Doyle · 15-10-2013 8:41pm

buffalo wrote: »

My da's pushing 80.

I guess that made you a pleasant surprise then some thirty odd years ago!

buffalo · 15-10-2013 8:44pm

Lusk_Doyle wrote: »

I guess that made you a pleasant surprise then some thirty odd years ago!

I've got two younger siblings too. The buffalo genes are strong and healthy!

thebouldwhacker · 15-10-2013 8:46pm

Until you upgrade your chain set you really should wash your current one, if she ain't shining she dirty.

Great pic btw

happytramp · 15-10-2013 9:10pm

Dear bus passengers.

Hi, I am looking for a thread in which to see pictures of hot pro cyclists and indulge in one of my favrouite pastimes, the judging of other people and their bicycles. Would this be the thread for me or should I go to the other one? I suppose what I'm really asking is which thread is more 'Euro'?
Thank you.
Happytramp

buffalo · 15-10-2013 9:13pm

thebouldwhacker wrote: »

Until you upgrade your chain set you really should wash your current one, if she ain't shining she dirty.

Great pic btw

I think I had washed it in the bath, but don't tell the hotel that.

Raam · 15-10-2013 9:29pm

happytramp wrote: »

Dear bus passengers.

Hi, I am looking for a thread in which to see pictures of hot pro cyclists and indulge in one of my favrouite pastimes, the judging of other people and their bicycles. Would this be the thread for me or should I go to the other one? I suppose what I'm really asking is which thread is more 'Euro'?
Thank you.
Happytramp

Have you seen any other hot pro cyclists in the other thread yet? Eh? Eh?

detones · 15-10-2013 9:38pm

buffalo wrote: »

It is about the right time for setting goals for next season:
-upgrade chainset
-upgrade wheels
-grow hair long
-dye it blond
-order XS sized jersey (done)
-buy smaller bottles
-train at some point

Here's a look for you to aspire to in 2014 Buffalo ......

detones · 15-10-2013 9:39pm

And now to get this Thread and the Party Bus back on point . . .

happytramp · 15-10-2013 9:43pm

^^^^ aw yeah, that's the sh*t.

ROK ON · 15-10-2013 10:00pm

Jaysus Buffalo
It must suck being you. I mean winning races, placing in races all that stuff, getting upgraded to A1. You must have a sh1te existence.

Captain Havoc · 15-10-2013 10:54pm

detones wrote: »

And now to get this Thread and the Party Bus back on point . . .

Are you going to clean up the vomit in my place?

Oryx · 15-10-2013 11:06pm

happytramp wrote: »

Dear bus passengers.

Hi, I am looking for a thread in which to see pictures of hot pro cyclists and indulge in one of my favrouite pastimes, the judging of other people and their bicycles. Would this be the thread for me or should I go to the other one? I suppose what I'm really asking is which thread is more 'Euro'?
Thank you.
Happytramp

Dear Potential Bus Passenger.

The motto of this thread is 'If you build it, they will turn'. If thats euro enough for you, welcome on board.

And you can and should judge other people and their bicycles all the time, everywhere you go.

Regards

Fare dodging lurker

buffalo · 15-10-2013 11:29pm

ROK ON wrote: »

Jaysus Buffalo
It must suck being you. I mean winning races, placing in races all that stuff, getting upgraded to A1. You must have a sh1te existence.

haha! That's the best thing I've read all day*! For the record, I've never won an open race, just a stage. And two club races, but one of those was Corkagh Park, so I'm not sure it counts.

I'm still strangely proud of my chocolate medal from last year's hill climb though.

*except for AstraMonti's list of things that are wrong with me on my bike

Chips Lovell · 15-10-2013 11:37pm

Seen in New York. Yes, that's a BMC TT frame.

2013+-+1

happytramp · 15-10-2013 11:48pm

^^^^^^^^^^

Lusk_Doyle · 15-10-2013 11:49pm

detones wrote: »

And now to get this Thread and the Party Bus back on point . . .

Looks like he has stopped for a mid-ride munch on some nuts...protein and all that...

tacklemore · 15-10-2013 11:59pm

The bus has a puncture. It's now Joe's bus! What will the pinko eurocrats think now?

Lusk_Doyle · 16-10-2013 12:15am

tacklemore wrote: »

The bus has a puncture. It's now Joe's bus! What will the pinko eurocrats think now?

petethedrummer · 16-10-2013 12:59am

Beasty · 16-10-2013 8:16am

tacklemore wrote: »

The bus has a puncture. It's now Joe's bus! What will the pinko eurocrats think now?

Been like that since Sunday - glad to see someone cares about the thread title though ...;)

Lumen · 16-10-2013 11:18am

Beasty wrote: »

Been like that since Sunday - glad to see someone cares about the thread title though ...;)

I was going to report it but couldn't be arsed to go through DRP. :pac:

Seaneh · 16-10-2013 1:24pm

Vladimir Kurtains wrote: »

Seen in New York. Yes, that's a BMC TT frame.

doozerie · 17-10-2013 1:09am

petethedrummer wrote: »

Thankfully the Le Coq Sportif is only visible to the guy in the background.

petethedrummer · 17-10-2013 1:25am

Frank's seen it.
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Raam · 19-10-2013 8:43am

Party Bus seems to be running low on fuel at the moment.

Needs a kick start...

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rollingscone · 19-10-2013 8:55am

Raam wrote: »

Party Bus seems to be running low on fuel at the moment.

Needs a kick start...

Still too macho. Must try harder.

thebouldwhacker · 19-10-2013 9:14am

Does anyone here have a soft copy of the boards jersey design that I can use and alter? If you do could you pm me please, cheers.

Cancel that, the gods of coincidence have shone and saved me a lot of work.

rollingscone · 19-10-2013 9:19am

thebouldwhacker wrote: »

Does anyone here have a soft copy of the boards jersey design that I can use and alter? If you do could you pm me please, cheers.

See where this thread has led us? To the imminent birth of the boards 410 chamois mankini...

Junior · 19-10-2013 10:24am

He's on his way to rescue this thread with Epic Hair..

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nak · 19-10-2013 10:58am

Perfect excuse to watch this

niceonetom · 19-10-2013 11:18am

On that note:
http://****yeahbernie.tumblr.com

Lumen · 20-10-2013 5:46pm

Steel yourselves. There a storm coming.

Chips Lovell · 20-10-2013 5:50pm

I'll just leave this here

Lusk_Doyle · 20-10-2013 5:55pm

Vladimir Kurtains wrote: »

I'll just leave this here

That sort of thing is not welcome on the bus.

bcmf · 20-10-2013 6:07pm

Thats nearly as bad as Rob Fowls kacket.

Lusk_Doyle · 20-10-2013 6:11pm

bcmf wrote: »

Thats nearly as bad as Rob Fowls kacket.

That sorry excuse for a mudguard is verging on the inexcusable too.

Chips Lovell · 20-10-2013 6:16pm

Lusk_Doyle wrote: »

That sort of thing is not welcome on the bus.

Of course it is. All he needs now is highlights in his hair and you could just hear him saying "Party Bus, Ja?"

Lumen · 20-10-2013 6:22pm

Crud catchers on high end road bikes are de rigeur these days.

What say ye Brad?

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happytramp · 20-10-2013 6:23pm

God I hate when there's no more racing on.

Lusk_Doyle · 20-10-2013 7:29pm

Lumen wrote: »

Crud catchers on high end road bikes are de rigeur these days.

Lego helmets are too, apparently.

Beasty · 20-10-2013 7:38pm

I feel this thread is losing direction. Closure may well result if more of this off-topic stuff continues ...

Raam · 20-10-2013 7:41pm

Beasty wrote: »

I feel this thread is losing direction. Closure may well result if more of this off-topic stuff continues ...

Danilo is going to get on at the next stop.

Jan and Klödi's Party Bus

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