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Sauce for the goose

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    #32
    mad turnip
    Registered Users Posts: 710 ✭✭✭mad turnip


    make it fun, get the ice cream out, you can always use flavored liquids and the likes, I found vanilla ice cream and oral very enjoyable :)


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    #33
    quasimoron
    Registered Users Posts: 18 ✭quasimoron


    The guy is obviously a selfish, immature eejit who is useless in bed, around the house and stingey with paying the bills.

    Stop all BJ's before you get lock jaw or cheese related rashes.
    Do only your share of the housework.
    Pay only your share of the bills.
    If he objects get rid. Get rid anyway, you can do better.


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    #34
    quasimoron
    Registered Users Posts: 18 ✭quasimoron


    jugger0 wrote: »
    Sounds like a case of smelly minge if you ask me.

    Or selfish, useless git-itis.


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    #35
    srm23
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭srm23


    Blame Michael Douglas OP


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    #36
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    It should be give a little get a little so option B.


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    #37
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    bettybarlow wrote: »
    Ok will keep problem lighthearted but still a problem.

    bettybarlow wrote: »
    ......like he doesn't like the housework being shared.
    ......or the bills being shared.

    It seems he thinks I am a nag so he went to the pub.


    I think I see the root of your problem OP:

    You're being passive aggressive - start off with a "lighthearted" thread, that suddenly turns out there's a whole host of other shìt going on behind it!

    "Lighthearted" my ass! :pac:


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    #38
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    How come all posts go off on a sex tangent. While I like Morillo Cherry with Wine sauce, Apple and Cinnamon go nicely and complement the goose/gander.


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    #39
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Here's a fúcking mad idea. Talk to him. Not argue, but actually talk to him.

    He might not feel comfortable with his oral skills, he might not like the taste, he might not like the thought, he might just be a selfish person.


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    #40
    General General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    Thanks winning post employing phrase: his goose is cooked!


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    #41
    SeanW
    Registered Users Posts: 8,776 ✭✭✭SeanW


    D.

    And get a webcam.


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    #42
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Dave0301 wrote: »
    Option E

    Make him a steak to go with the blowjobs!

    Just occurred to me, try lining the whole area with bacon rinds?


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    #43
    Cody Pomeray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    Ride me sideways was another one.


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    #44
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    i should invite his best mate round for a threesome and to do the biz for you....

    ...signed...Hisbestmate


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    #45
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    I sugest option e. Cheat on him. If your technique is good, I'll give 2 for 1.


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    #46
    Hoop66
    Registered Users Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    I'm guessing from the other statements (housework/bills) that you have a "traditional" relationship and you probably do the cooking?

    So stop. And tell him there'll be no more eating in until he starts eating out.


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    #47
    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    mad turnip wrote: »
    make it fun, get the ice cream out, you can always use flavored liquids and the likes, I found vanilla ice cream and oral very enjoyable :)

    Could I take advice from someone called Mad Turnip?:D


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    #48
    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I think I see the root of your problem OP:

    You're being passive aggressive - start off with a "lighthearted" thread, that suddenly turns out there's a whole host of other shìt going on behind it!

    "Lighthearted" my ass! :pac:

    He is the one brought up the rest when he mentioned nagging, but yeah I see what you mean.
    Passive aggressive would describe how I have been.
    Ta for pointing it out.


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    #49
    Banjo
    Registered Users Posts: 10,485 ✭✭✭✭Banjo


    If raising children has taught me anything relevant to this thread, and I have to stress in the strongest legal terms that it hasn't, it's that it takes 15 tries to acquire a taste, and positive association is everything

    So basically whenever his team win a match, ju-jitsu him to the ground and wriggle your business on his face like a drunk slug on a dancefloor. By the end of the season you will be the taste of victory. Unless he supports QPR.

    A happy side effect : by the time it rolls around cup final day will have you dribbling downstairs like Pavlov's dog in an alarm clock shop.


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    #50
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    I don't understand men like that...going down on a woman is one of the greatest pleasures in life :)


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    #51
    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    Banjo wrote: »
    If raising children has taught me anything relevant to this thread, and I have to stress in the strongest legal terms that it hasn't, it's that it takes 15 tries to acquire a taste, and positive association is everything

    So basically whenever his team win a match, ju-jitsu him to the ground and wriggle your business on his face like a drunk slug on a dancefloor. By the end of the season you will be the taste of victory. Unless he supports QPR.

    A happy side effect : by the time it rolls around cup final day will have you dribbling downstairs like Pavlov's dog in an alarm clock shop.

    This post made me laugh so much. Ok he is not a Man U fan so victory won't be that regular but thankfully not QPR either. Good idea Banjo!


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    #52
    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    I don't understand men like that...going down on a woman is one of the greatest pleasures in life :)

    Is it really though, many of my friends seem to have same problem with their man.

    What is problem guys?
    Does it take too long, do we not taste good???
    What??


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    #53
    scudzilla
    Registered Users Posts: 11,911 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    This thread is just getting freaky

    OP is probably called Barry and he's from Balbriggan, this is the way Barry gets his rocks off


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    #54
    downwesht
    Registered Users Posts: 526 ✭✭✭downwesht


    Next time go 69.If he rejects you,give him the road!


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    #55
    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    scudzilla wrote: »
    This thread is just getting freaky

    OP is probably called Barry and he's from Balbriggan, this is the way Barry gets his rocks off

    I can assure you I am female.


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    #56
    Banjo
    Registered Users Posts: 10,485 ✭✭✭✭Banjo


    bettybarlow wrote: »
    What is problem guys?
    Does it take too long, do we not taste good???
    What??

    It's all about context. When it's 3am and you come steaming into the house after a night out with the girls, your chin awash with kebab sauce (not a euphemism) and stale vomit, fumbling at your underskirts screaming "SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE! " it might not be the turn on you think it is.

    Although I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a semi now.


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    #57
    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    Banjo wrote: »
    It's all about context. When it's 3am and you come steaming into the house after a night out with the girls, your chin awash with kebab sauce (not a euphemism) and stale vomit, fumbling at your underskirts screaming "SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE! " it might not be the turn on you think it is.

    Although I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a semi now.

    You have a semi with this in your head?
    Mr. Banjo, I am guessing you are a stud!;)


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    #58
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Make it taste like pints, or curry.


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    #59
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    bettybarlow wrote: »
    He is the one brought up the rest when he mentioned nagging, but yeah I see what you mean.
    Passive aggressive would describe how I have been.
    Ta for pointing it out.


    Aww, I feel bad now, OP you're too nice! I dunno what to say now!

    *shuffles away awkwardly* :pac:


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    #60
    mad turnip
    Registered Users Posts: 710 ✭✭✭mad turnip


    I still think the food option is a good idea!


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    #61
    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Aww, I feel bad now, OP you're too nice! I dunno what to say now!

    *shuffles away awkwardly* :pac:

    Why you feel bad? Sometimes people need things pointed out to them.
    I appreciate a male view on things.
    To be honest I think you may be totally right.


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