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Sauce for the goose

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  • 03-06-2013 10:02pm
    #1
    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭


    Ok will keep problem lighthearted but still a problem.

    Have sex 1-2 times per week.
    Give my man 1 or 2 blow jobs a week.
    He never gives me oral.
    Should I

    A Dump him
    B Give him bj only after he returns favour
    C Continue to please my man regardless
    D Turn lesbian

    :D


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    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    I'll have to measure your BJ skills to give an accurate answer.


    Meet me in Texaco bathrooms tomorrow at 12.


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    #3
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Increase the blow job ratio.


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    #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    There are three things I hate;

    A) People who make lists
    B) People who can't count


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    #5
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    What does a goose have to do with this?

    Pervert.


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    TheBody
    Registered Users Posts: 5,619 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Are you any relation to Ken from Coronation Street?


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    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Have you asked him?? Just grab the back of his head while you kiss and shove it down there...

    Or maybe try showering more :P kidding...


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    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Is that you, Catherine Zeta?


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    #9
    Dave0301
    Registered Users Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    Option E

    Make him a steak to go with the blowjobs!


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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,414 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Have you got a dog?


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    #11
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    This thread needs a poll
    b)


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    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    I'd go with E OP.

    QUIT trolling, and get back to chattin on his mike.


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    #13
    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    Rayne Wooney wrote: »
    I'll have to measure your BJ skills to give an accurate answer.


    Meet me in Texaco bathrooms tomorrow at 12.

    yer on


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    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    SamHall wrote: »
    I'd go with E OP.

    QUIT trolling, abd get back to chattin on the Mike.

    not trolling, it's true. We had argument bout it 2day


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    optimistic_
    Registered Users Posts: 657 ✭✭✭optimistic_


    He clearly doesn't want fanny cancer in his mouth.


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    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    bettybarlow wrote: »
    not trolling, it's true. We had argument bout it 2day

    Run me through the argument.

    How'd that go?


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    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    SamHall wrote: »
    Run me through the argument.

    How'd that go?

    You want the script?
    Is your tv broke?


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    Notorious97
    Registered Users Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Notorious97


    Well your relationship is really going to get some sound advice in here

    Next time he asks whats for dinner, show him i guess


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    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    Notorious97 wrote: »
    Well your relationship is really going to get some sound advice in here

    Next time he asks whats for dinner, show him i guess

    Yeah but in the middle of the banter ya sometimes get an answer that is spot on.
    The Relationship thread might be better option but it gets too heavy.


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    The Pheasant
    Registered Users Posts: 372 ✭✭The Pheasant


    Hahaha the first time I read "Give my man 1 or 2 blow jobs a week."
    I thought it said "Give my mam 1 or blow jobs a week." - got a fright there :P

    and regarding your question just explain you want oral as much as he wants head and that it's a reciprocal thing. The more sushi buffet he eats the more head he gets


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    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    The Pheasant wrote: »
    Hahaha the first time I read "Give my man 1 or 2 blow jobs a week."
    I thought it said "Give my mam 1 or blow jobs a week." - got a fright there :P

    and regarding your question just explain you want oral as much as he wants head and that it's a reciprocal thing. The more sushi buffet he eats the more head he gets

    Ok will tell him that now. Will let yez all know how it goes.


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    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    bettybarlow wrote: »
    Yeah but in the middle of the banter ya sometimes get an answer that is spot on.
    The Relationship thread might be better option but it gets too heavy.

    Maybe you're just crap at head, I've met a few girls that thought they'd mad skilz at oral and they were absolutely sh1t.


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    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,789 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    E - marry me


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    #24
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Monday nights is perv's night in AH

    ( two for the price of one on the drinks until 11 pm ...all welcome )


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    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    http://www.galwayartsfestival.com/history/uploads/2004/m-20120302133743_tom_mathews.jpg

    Geese and ganders!

    Actually OP, your dilemma will only get worse with celebrities coming out and saying oral sex causes cancer! Sad state of affairs....


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    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    bettybarlow wrote: »
    not trolling, it's true.

    Of course we believe you.


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    SamHall wrote: »
    Run me through the argument.

    How'd that go?


    something like

    her -(*muffled) yooo nebber gib me orab ya fubber

    him - yeah keep going


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    #28
    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Of course we believe you.

    Cos it's unlikely there are men out there who expect something they don't give themselves?

    Of course that doesn't happen.


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    #29
    bettybarlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭bettybarlow


    Ok it seems he doesn't like the idea of it being equally shared.....
    ......like he doesn't like the housework being shared.
    ......or the bills being shared.

    It seems he thinks I am a nag so he went to the pub.


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    #30
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    If you're not trolling, then why are you doing more than your share of the housework, paying more than your share of the bills and still giving him oral when he won't do it for you?

    Self respect, get some.


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    jugger0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    Sounds like a case of smelly minge if you ask me.


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