CamelToe - MooseKnuckle.....Why ?

SpookyDoll · 09-10-2008 2:17pm

Camel toe looks particularly fetching when the trousers are beige or flesh coloured and hug the contours of the wearers thigh cellulite as well, its a delightful look further complimented by the addition of some naked blotchy purple belly fat hanging over the top too!

BYOOOSHIFUL !

The_Minister · 09-10-2008 2:21pm

Dudess wrote: »

It's really not possible to notice a cameltoe unless you stare.

Oooooooooooooh yes it is.

It's like a fly - you barely notice it at first, but then you can't forget it. You eyes get drawn back, again and again, until the fat heifer thinks that you fancy her.

milod · 09-10-2008 2:28pm

SpookyDoll wrote: »

Camel toe looks particularly fetching when the trousers are beige or flesh coloured and hug the contours of the wearers thigh cellulite as well, its a delightful look further complimented by the addition of some naked blotchy purple belly fat hanging over the top too!

BYOOOSHIFUL !

Phwooaaarrr!! Hold me back!

Actually, I don't mind seeing the occasional yo-yo smuggler - up to about a size 16 (yeah call me shallow...) after which it starts to look a little scary :eek:

'Herself' has insisted that I alert her to any appearance of the VW Beetle Bonnet. I was spotting Vedgies all over the place until she told me she only wanted be warned about those that appeared in her own pants...

btw, did I get enough euphemisms for the old zipper muffin in there?

SpookyDoll · 09-10-2008 2:55pm

btw, did I get enough euphemisms for the old zipper muffin in there?

Top work, I counted:

1. yo-yo smuggler
2. VW Beetle Bonnet
3. Vedgies
4. the old zipper muffin

All of which I will now appropriate and pass of as my own of course!

Nursy · 09-10-2008 2:59pm

I understand... everybody as body issues etc... still as friends it is our duty to bring them to the light... wake up call.... I don't mean we have to be rude about it.... just tell them nicely... Frankly if they cannot take it it's not your fault.... I know I won't make any friends by saying that...
It's just the way it works between my friends and I....saving each others from embarrassing moment when possible....
Better hearing it from friends that strangers....

shellyboo wrote: »

Hey, I can handle the truth, too! I'm just well aware that a hell of a lot of women are pretty much crippled with body issues. While it would be lovely to just tell them to cop on and pull their trousers out of their twat, it's not really that simple.

Daithi McGee · 09-10-2008 3:20pm

Dudess wrote: »

It's really not possible to notice a cameltoe unless you stare.

You have obviously never been to the Supervalue in Firhouse so. :pac:

I held the belief that another factor, besides tight clothing, was sometimes the lack of pubes that caused camel toes?

Nursy · 09-10-2008 3:38pm

ahhhh...nope unless you get a forest down there!!!!:pac:

Daithi McGee wrote: »

You have obviously never been to the Supervalue in Firhouse so. :pac:

I held the belief that another factor, besides tight clothing, was sometimes the lack of pubes that caused camel toes?

Anti · 09-10-2008 3:42pm

Conflicting reports here. Some women say they are not noticible, but if that was the case we must be walking along looking at crotches all day. Surely if this was the fact we would have received many a slap by now.

robtri · 09-10-2008 4:33pm

its simple, camel toe good... mooseknuckle bad!!!very bad...
if your friend has moosknuckle, then you have to say it... god what a bad friend you are otherwise...

Homer · 09-10-2008 4:50pm

I call them "mumblers"... You can see the lips moving but can't make out what they're saying

milod · 09-10-2008 5:01pm

Daithi McGee wrote: »

You have obviously never been to the Supervalue in Firhouse so. :pac:

What time do they close...?

Reku · 09-10-2008 8:50pm

Never noticed a girl with this tbh. Most girls seem to wear denim jeans, would've thought these would be too inflexible a material to do this, or skirts, then there's the odd few in tracksuits, which aren't usually meant to be tight fitting.

XxlauraxX · 09-10-2008 9:11pm

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/164629/?tag=camel+toe

btw its gross !!

Hal1 · 09-10-2008 9:23pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mab2n7e8MyI

:pac:

Maple · 09-10-2008 9:44pm

needs sound, hysterically funny imo.:D

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=f2MqftlZyVM

ntlbell · 09-10-2008 9:58pm

Dudess wrote: »

It's really not possible to notice a cameltoe unless you stare.

oh?

have a really really quick glance

Maple · 09-10-2008 10:00pm

ah jaysus ntlbell, i'm blind now. :eek:

Clare Bear · 09-10-2008 10:04pm

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

XxlauraxX · 09-10-2008 10:11pm

AAARRGGHH my eyes they burn !!!!!! good going ntlbell!

Nursy · 09-10-2008 10:12pm

Reku · 09-10-2008 10:13pm

maple wrote: »

ah jaysus ntlbell, i'm blind now. :eek:

Oddly enough I find her turkey neck far more grotesque.

Maple · 09-10-2008 10:17pm

farohar wrote: »

Oddly enough I find her turkey neck far more grotesque.

Dammit, was compelled to have another look. i'm really blind now.

Nursy · 09-10-2008 10:24pm

ahh...I cannot get enough of it.... it's like i am hypnotised:eek:
Not sure red is her color...as for christmas jumper!!!!

maple wrote: »

Dammit, was compelled to have another look. i'm really blind now.

Maple · 09-10-2008 10:26pm

Nursy wrote: »

ahh...I cannot get enough of it.... it's like i am hypnotised:eek:
Not sure red is her color...as for christmas jumper!!!!

somebody make it stop!!! i cant help looking.

Reku · 09-10-2008 10:29pm

maple wrote: »

somebody make it stop!!! i cant help looking.

Aww, maple has a crush.

Nursy · 09-10-2008 10:31pm

I am afraid it's too late...no turning back...
This image shall haunt us forever...great idea for a Halloween costume though...:pac:

maple wrote: »

somebody make it stop!!! i cant help looking.

Maple · 09-10-2008 10:32pm

farohar wrote: »

Aww, maple has a crush.

i'm just mesmerised.

Nursy · 09-10-2008 10:32pm

What about this??

Maple · 09-10-2008 10:33pm

is that how you spell mesmerised?

either way, damn that photo is compelling viewing. each time i look i find something new to be horrified by.

ntlbell · 09-10-2008 10:35pm

I have to admit, if she's a real cracker of a bird camel toe is hot

challengemaster · 09-10-2008 10:39pm

I find it behooves some people..

/gets coat

brendansmith · 09-10-2008 10:44pm

Alarums wrote: »

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

I know i do!

Nursy · 09-10-2008 10:48pm

something like that I guess <snip>

brendansmith wrote: »

I know i do!

Karl Hungus · 09-10-2008 10:53pm

Manties wrote: »

or do they think men find this attractive? Because i can assue you it is far from it, its quite replulsive.

I think you just outed yourself there, you mincing nancy boy. :pac:

Speaking as a man, this is hot. Very far from repulsive indeed.

Nursy · 09-10-2008 10:58pm

Really??? What is it???
It's not very flattering though..

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I think you just outed yourself there, you mincing nancy boy. :pac:

Speaking as a man, this is hot. Very far from repulsive indeed.

colly10 · 09-10-2008 11:43pm

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I think you just outed yourself there, you mincing nancy boy. :pac:

Speaking as a man, this is hot. Very far from repulsive indeed.

Wouldn't be into that at all, some look well though -

<snip>

randylonghorn · 10-10-2008 12:34am

challengemaster wrote: »

I find it behooves some people..

/gets coat

I find it's more likely to behorn, tbh ...

Depends a lot on the camel, ofc! :pac:

Manties wrote: »

So a quick pulling of the trousers wont... um... "dislodge" the issue at hand?

Lol, when you try that experiment, please make sure there's someone with a video camera around ...

shellyboo wrote: »

Oh, I actually might have a viable solution to your problem... stop wandering around looking at womens' crotches.

shellyboo wrote: »

Ogling the cleavage is much more acceptable.

omb0wyn5ehpij9 · 10-10-2008 12:37am

Im sure the mods will agree with me....but maybe Colly10's post should just have nsfw tags around the links instead of pics?!

shellyboo · 10-10-2008 9:49am

ntlbell wrote: »

oh?

have a really really quick glance

Come on now folks, let's at least be realistic about our fat bashing, if that's where this thread is heading - unless this woman has the world's largest vagina, that is NOT camel toe. That's the seam on her trousers cutting into her belly. Her labia are somewhere south of that.

milod · 10-10-2008 12:03pm

shellyboo wrote: »

Come on now folks, let's at least be realistic about our fat bashing, if that's where this thread is heading - unless this woman has the world's largest vagina, that is NOT camel toe. That's the seam on her trousers cutting into her belly. Her labia are somewhere south of that.

You'd be bashing some fat there alright...

The point is moot, when you're that fat, your labia simply run from your bum-crack to your belly...

ntlbell · 10-10-2008 1:03pm

shellyboo wrote: »

Come on now folks, let's at least be realistic about our fat bashing, if that's where this thread is heading - unless this woman has the world's largest vagina, that is NOT camel toe. That's the seam on her trousers cutting into her belly. Her labia are somewhere south of that.

/me takes your bleedin obvious stick....

Standard Toaster · 10-10-2008 1:15pm

ntlbell wrote: »

oh?

have a really really quick glance

Right-click/save........

shellyboo · 10-10-2008 1:30pm

milod wrote: »

You'd be bashing some fat there alright...

The point is moot, when you're that fat, your labia simply run from your bum-crack to your belly...

Ah yes, I forgot the ability of fat to change the basic anatomy of the human body.

Nursy · 10-10-2008 2:31pm

hi..hi... Fair point Shellyboo.... I slept over it and we actually should feel sorry for her. It's obvious the pants are too tight and yeah the belly is creating that camel toe illusion.
They probably dressed up like that on purpose for the show...

shellyboo wrote: »

Ah yes, I forgot the ability of fat to change the basic anatomy of the human body.

milod · 10-10-2008 4:13pm

shellyboo wrote: »

Ah yes, I forgot the ability of fat to change the basic anatomy of the human body.

Nah, sod that, if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's a f**king duck...

It looks like a huge pair of labia and that's good enough for me...

shellyboo · 10-10-2008 4:50pm

milod wrote: »

Nah, sod that, if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's a f**king duck...

It looks like a huge pair of labia and that's good enough for me...

Fair enough... let's hope you never bed a big girl then so, she'll be seriously unsatisfied :P

Elle Victorine · 10-10-2008 5:16pm

Manties wrote: »

I have a few pair of jeans from there, but id dosent present the aul lad and put him on show with the twins Also while im on this, do women like seeing this or is it the same as what we feel, a small minority like it, and the rest of us think its a bit vile.

Getting into the minds of women is interesting though, i wouldnt have thought that a friend telling her that the trousers dont fit would cause such a trail of destruction !!

God no! Put em away like! It's hwy I hate speedos on men or tighty whiteys. Vom central like. Can't imagine how anyone would find it attractive because it reminds me of that show "Upwardly Mobile" with yer man in the tight shorts who clearly stuffed himself with socks.

And it depends on the youngwan to be honest. Some would fly off the handle but others would respond properly. It's just been my experience with some of the girls I know. The rest insist on telling you if your nether regions are hanging out or you look fat:rolleyes: especially when you're going out of your way to look nice. No point lying because the result could be awfully embarassing for the person.

Pen1987 · 10-10-2008 5:37pm

Elle Victorine wrote: »

Vom central like

Quoted for the comedy aspect.

On topic, not attractive at all!

The Shock Maste · 12-10-2008 10:21am

Ever seen Rhino toe on a wild snorlax.....

not nice

milod · 14-10-2008 8:49am

shellyboo wrote: »

Fair enough... let's hope you never bed a big girl then so, she'll be seriously unsatisfied :P

Ah c'mere, I'm not into skinny ladies, like I love a bit of wobble, but man, that girl is never going to be satisfied - Ron Jeremy wouldn't even get past the labia. In fact, you'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

Oh **** just realized this isn't 'After hours'. I'll get my coat, again...

CamelToe - MooseKnuckle.....Why ?

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