CamelToe - MooseKnuckle.....Why ?

Anti · 09-10-2008 10:57am #1

Ladies of the LL.

This is a serious question, not a piss take. Its something i need to know. Why do some of you walk around with a CamelToe/MooseKnuckle all day, surely you can feel it? Do women do this because of bad fitting cloths, or do they think men find this attractive? Because i can assue you it is far from it, its quite replulsive. Do they not check them selfs out in a mirror in the morning before they leave the house?

dr.bollocko · 09-10-2008 10:58am

/backs away

Xavi6 · 09-10-2008 11:01am

/subscribes to thread

The_Minister · 09-10-2008 11:02am

/Grabs sandbags
/Builds fort
/Grabs popcorn

Slow Motion · 09-10-2008 11:02am

Indeed that is a question on many lips!

qt9ukbg60ivjrn · 09-10-2008 11:03am

Xavi6 wrote: »

/subscribes to thread

hahaha, nice

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 11:04am

I think it's a direct result of wearing clothes that are too small - which is a direct result of the "oh I'm a size 12, whether it actaully fits me or not" attitude. Which saddens me.

Sherifu · 09-10-2008 11:10am

I agree with the OP, this sort of crack isn't on.

Anti · 09-10-2008 11:12am

shellyboo wrote: »

I think it's a direct result of wearing clothes that are too small - which is a direct result of the "oh I'm a size 12, whether it actaully fits me or not" attitude. Which saddens me.

I see, but you know the way women would kinda give them signals that "you have lippy on your teeth" without saying a word. Could you not apply the same dark magic/ventriliquist act let her know that her vulva is on show for the world ?

themadchef · 09-10-2008 11:13am

Manties wrote: »

do they think men find this attractive?

Lol

Shops for trousers that are going to send your underwear places it should never go, cause it drives the men wild! Nope, i'm thinking thats not it.

More likely bad fitting clothes, BUT, it could be that they are just a little bit kinky and like the *ahem* "stimulation" i imagine they would get.

Not my bag baby, so i couldint tell ya

Alarums · 09-10-2008 11:16am

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

dr.bollocko · 09-10-2008 11:17am

Alarums wrote: »

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

:eek:
ya wha?

Anti · 09-10-2008 11:18am

Perverts, Perverts i tell thee !!

xzanti · 09-10-2008 11:18am

Alarums wrote: »

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

AKA 'Ninja Foot'

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 11:20am

Manties wrote: »

I see, but you know the way women would kinda give them signals that "you have lippy on your teeth" without saying a word. Could you not apply the same dark magic/ventriliquist act let her know that her vulva is on show for the world ?

Well there's no way to correct it other than to buy trousers that fit - and to tell a woman that something she's wearing is too small for her is essentially calling her a heifer. And essentially inviting said woman to give you a slap.

Anti · 09-10-2008 11:21am

shellyboo wrote: »

Well there's no way to correct it other than to buy trousers that fit - and to tell a woman that something she's wearing is too small for her is essentially calling her a heifer. And essentially inviting said woman to give you a slap.

So a quick pulling of the trousers wont... um... "dislodge" the issue at hand?

capedcrustacian · 09-10-2008 11:22am

oh dear lord it's not comfortable, how can they do it all day? no way on earth would i leave the house looking like that, and i'm not even the most fashion conscious of chicks!!

i think it must be ill fitting clothes, surely no one would do it on purpose? surely

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 11:23am

Manties wrote: »

So a quick pulling of the trousers wont... um... "dislodge" the issue at hand?

Nope, it won't. It's not like a vulval wedgie.

Xavi6 · 09-10-2008 11:24am

Is it time for pics yet?! :pac:

Anti · 09-10-2008 11:24am

Alarums wrote: »

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

On a attractive looking woman i guess some men would like it as its more then likely the closest they will ever get to it. But its worse on some of the bigger women as it looks as if a black hole is umm... in her hole, trying to suck the world in through her trousers...

AARRRGH · 09-10-2008 11:25am

Am I weird because I prefer seeing cameltoes to non-cameltoes?

dr.bollocko · 09-10-2008 11:27am

AARRRGH wrote: »

Am I weird because I prefer seeing cameltoes to non-cameltoes?

Yes!

Maple · 09-10-2008 11:28am

Is it not the hawtest thing ever? I thought men liked it, especially when the "toe" is so evident they could count the individual hairs of the area as well.

I'll have to rethink my entire wardrobe now.

Seriously, its dreadful. All down to illfitting clothes, trying to squeeze into smaller sizes and thinking it works. Must be bloody uncomfortable too.

Homer · 09-10-2008 11:34am

Hey it can happen to men too you know!

Anti · 09-10-2008 12:06pm

Wll done on killing the thread homer

Elle Victorine · 09-10-2008 12:13pm

Manties wrote: »

I see, but you know the way women would kinda give them signals that "you have lippy on your teeth" without saying a word. Could you not apply the same dark magic/ventriliquist act let her know that her vulva is on show for the world ?

I loled at this! Seriously you are askin for a dig to the face or at least two weeks of ego stroking as repayment for the emotional damage you just caused by pointing out "oh sorry love could ya not buy a pair of pants that fit ya?"...In some women's minds what has actually happened is you have said "PUT DOWN THE FORK FATTY" and run away laughing at their pain. The result of which could only be negative, often tears might follow and a prolonged period of comfort eating.

People who wear clothes that are too small for them seldom want your real opinion on these things unless it's coming from a best friend at the time of the purchase or trying on of said pants.

It's like the age old "does my butt look big in this?"...You can either dodge the bullet and lie.....Or tell the truth and suffer a threefold death.

Of course not all of us are like this. Some of us would actually like to be told that they look ridiculous or that yes indeed it does make us look big so we don't make a goon of ourselves and our various parts. But most girls can kind of tell from lookin in the mirror that oh wait my v*g looks hooj in these.

That said it could just be the cut of the pants. If you ever had to buy jeans from pull n bear you'd understand *growls*

Personally I find the whole no bra wearing more offensive although I have since learned that men love this. Think it's nasty.

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 12:16pm

Oh, I actually might have a viable solution to your problem... stop wandering around looking at womens' crotches.

Ogling the cleavage is much more acceptable.

BAM! · 09-10-2008 12:17pm

Eeeewww camel toe....!

Dudess · 09-10-2008 12:17pm

It's really not possible to notice a cameltoe unless you stare.

Anti · 09-10-2008 12:18pm

I have a few pair of jeans from there, but id dosent present the aul lad and put him on show with the twins

Also while im on this, do women like seeing this or is it the same as what we feel, a small minority like it, and the rest of us think its a bit vile.

Getting into the minds of women is interesting though, i wouldnt have thought that a friend telling her that the trousers dont fit would cause such a trail of destruction !!

AARRRGH · 09-10-2008 12:20pm

Dudess wrote: »

It's really not possible to notice a cameltoe unless you stare.

I have pretty good eyesight - no staring is necessary!

Anti · 09-10-2008 12:21pm

shellyboo wrote: »

Oh, I actually might have a viable solution to your problem... stop wandering around looking at womens' crotches.

Ogling the cleavage is much more acceptable.

Oh, trust me its not something i go looking for quite far from it, but sometimes they just cant be avoided. I'd much prefere to look at a fine set of tits. Im talking serious CT/MK here, not of the mild variety !

GAAman · 09-10-2008 12:23pm

shellyboo wrote: »

Well there's no way to correct it other than to buy trousers that fit - and to tell a woman that something she's wearing is too small for her is essentially calling her a heifer. And essentially inviting said woman to give you a slap.

Yep its a crotch 22 situation alright

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 12:25pm

GAAman wrote: »

Yep its a crotch 22 situation alright

LOL. Love it.

Maple · 09-10-2008 12:30pm

To be honest i don't see the harm in someone telling that you have a serious camel toe situation going on. As i'm not blind and have a full length mirror and am sensible enough not to try squeeze into trousers that would cause such an affliction then on the off chance that said atrocity should occur i'd much rather know about it.

I mean you can be tactful about it rather than calling your friend a fat heifer and offering her a pack of Ryvita.

Anti · 09-10-2008 12:40pm

I think i just came up with a award winning product !

Fellas, ya know the way you get a box when playing games like cricket? How about a toned down version for the ladies who wants to fit into clothes that they had no hope of doing when they were 12 ?

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 12:40pm

maple wrote: »

To be honest i don't see the harm in someone telling that you have a serious camel toe situation going on. As i'm not blind and have a full length mirror and am sensible enough not to try squeeze into trousers that would cause such an affliction then on the off chance that said atrocity should occur i'd much rather know about it.

I mean you can be tactful about it rather than calling your friend a fat heifer and offering her a pack of Ryvita.

Can you though? I don't think you can. To my mind, the type of person who'd be wearing too-small trousers is the type of person who's possibly self-conscious about their body. I mean, the only reason I can see for someone to be wearing them is that they refuse to wear any size bigger than the size they usually wear (an affliction I see in a lot of my friends), or perhaps they have put on a bit of weight and their clothes are too tight.

What I mean, I suppose, is that unfortunately, not all women are sensible enough not to try squeeze into trousers that would cause such an affliction.

BAM! · 09-10-2008 12:41pm

AARRRGH wrote: »

I have pretty good eyesight - no staring is necessary!

I think it's quite obvious when it's happening actually- I agree, no need for staring!

robtri · 09-10-2008 12:42pm

camel toe done nicely, i.e subtle shaping can be very very sexy..
Mooseknuckle.... dear god no...gimme me some bleach to wash the eyes out....:eek:

Maple · 09-10-2008 12:48pm

shellyboo wrote: »

Can you though? I don't think you can. To my mind, the type of person who'd be wearing too-small trousers is the type of person who's possibly self-conscious about their body. I mean, the only reason I can see for someone to be wearing them is that they refuse to wear any size bigger than the size they usually wear (an affliction I see in a lot of my friends), or perhaps they have put on a bit of weight and their clothes are too tight.

What I mean, I suppose, is that unfortunately, not all women are sensible enough not to try squeeze into trousers that would cause such an affliction.

I think you can, and I know i've had to be in the past. You can be subtle about it, as in "would you not try these trousers, these are much more flattering" or "you've got a great bum in these" or if they're not getting the hint then "hmmmm i don't know about those, they're sitting funny on you" or more baldly "i don't like those, they do nothing for you". At no point do you have to say Jeepers you fat cow, step away from the biscuit tin.

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 12:56pm

maple wrote: »

I think you can, and I know i've had to be in the past. You can be subtle about it, as in "would you not try these trousers, these are much more flattering" or "you've got a great bum in these" or if they're not getting the hint then "hmmmm i don't know about those, they're sitting funny on you" or more baldly "i don't like those, they do nothing for you". At no point do you have to say Jeepers you fat cow, step away from the biscuit tin.

At no point would you say that, but my point is that there are a hell of a lot of women out there who would interpret "I think those trousers are a little tight" as "Time to look into weight loss surgery, you whale".

Slow Motion · 09-10-2008 1:00pm

shellyboo wrote: »

At no point would you say that, but my point is that there are a hell of a lot of women out there who would interpret "I think those trousers are a little tight" as "Time to look into weight loss surgery, you whale".

Well if their self esteem is that low, maybe they should, it might help!

Maple · 09-10-2008 1:03pm

shellyboo wrote: »

At no point would you say that, but my point is that there are a hell of a lot of women out there who would interpret "I think those trousers are a little tight" as "Time to look into weight loss surgery, you whale".

yeah but then you blame the sizes in the shop as being odd as fook.

I think that nine times out of ten a woman wearing said tight trousers will actually know that she needs to shift a few pounds so trying to get her into another pair that actually fit her without being blatantly obvious about it will work without offending her.

AARRRGH · 09-10-2008 1:05pm

Dublin townies are doing cameltoe on purpose now. They are wearing skin tight (as in, vacuum tight) leggings which show everything...

Odd... not sure if that's the right word... but it's something alright.

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 1:06pm

Shop sizes ARE odd as fcuk! That's why I do not understand why women get so aerated about the fact that their 'standard' size 12 or whatever won't fit them properly. Put on the 14. FFS, put on the 16. No-one's gonna put a big neon "FAT" sign on your head just because you're wearing a bigger size.

Maple · 09-10-2008 1:14pm

shellyboo wrote: »

Shop sizes ARE odd as fcuk! That's why I do not understand why women get so aerated about the fact that their 'standard' size 12 or whatever won't fit them properly. Put on the 14. FFS, put on the 16. No-one's gonna put a big neon "FAT" sign on your head just because you're wearing a bigger size.

Tell me about it! And even within the one shop you can go up or down a size depending on the cut of the item. So what if you have to go up a size, if you think you look gorgeous and feel good in it then go for it. Its not like there are label police out there who'll start up an alarm if you happen to go up a size.

Dragan · 09-10-2008 1:33pm

shellyboo wrote: »

Can you though? I don't think you can. To my mind, the type of person who'd be wearing too-small trousers is the type of person who's possibly self-conscious about their body. I mean, the only reason I can see for someone to be wearing them is that they refuse to wear any size bigger than the size they usually wear (an affliction I see in a lot of my friends), or perhaps they have put on a bit of weight and their clothes are too tight.

What I mean, I suppose, is that unfortunately, not all women are sensible enough not to try squeeze into trousers that would cause such an affliction.

Shouldn't expect the rest of us to put up with it just because they have self esteem issues to be honest.:pac:

Crash · 09-10-2008 1:49pm

Heh, someone commented on men have problems earlier and about pull and bear having bad cuts. Its not just women - I have jeans from a couple of places in the states that I picked up that have significantly less erm...storage space in the front than jeans over here. Meaning that unless things are arranged properly, you could very well get done for shoplifting leaving the butchers. So if this can be an issue in mens (and one you dont normally notice in changing rooms cus, well, they're cold

) then this can be a reasonable excuse from time to time for the ladies.

Then others just think they can smuggle out two slabs of gammon and no one will notice :P

Nursy · 09-10-2008 1:52pm

Afternoon Folks....
Jumping in....
I would expect my friends to tell me if I had a problem with my jeans...or anything else embarrassing...I know I do... and expect honesty in return from them. :pac:

Anti · 09-10-2008 2:12pm

Nursy wrote: »

Afternoon Folks....
Jumping in....
I would expect my friends to tell me if I had a problem with my jeans...or anything else embarrassing...I know I do... and expect honesty in return from them. :pac:

Well at least one woman in here can handle the truth !

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 2:16pm

Hey, I can handle the truth, too! I'm just well aware that a hell of a lot of women are pretty much crippled with body issues. While it would be lovely to just tell them to cop on and pull their trousers out of their twat, it's not really that simple.

CamelToe - MooseKnuckle.....Why ?

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