CamelToe - MooseKnuckle.....Why ?

Anti · 09-10-2008 10:57am #1

Ladies of the LL.

This is a serious question, not a piss take. Its something i need to know. Why do some of you walk around with a CamelToe/MooseKnuckle all day, surely you can feel it? Do women do this because of bad fitting cloths, or do they think men find this attractive? Because i can assue you it is far from it, its quite replulsive. Do they not check them selfs out in a mirror in the morning before they leave the house?

dr.bollocko · 09-10-2008 10:58am

/backs away

Xavi6 · 09-10-2008 11:01am

/subscribes to thread

The_Minister · 09-10-2008 11:02am

/Grabs sandbags
/Builds fort
/Grabs popcorn

Slow Motion · 09-10-2008 11:02am

Indeed that is a question on many lips!

qt9ukbg60ivjrn · 09-10-2008 11:03am

Xavi6 wrote: »

/subscribes to thread

hahaha, nice

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 11:04am

I think it's a direct result of wearing clothes that are too small - which is a direct result of the "oh I'm a size 12, whether it actaully fits me or not" attitude. Which saddens me.

Sherifu · 09-10-2008 11:10am

I agree with the OP, this sort of crack isn't on.

Anti · 09-10-2008 11:12am

shellyboo wrote: »

I think it's a direct result of wearing clothes that are too small - which is a direct result of the "oh I'm a size 12, whether it actaully fits me or not" attitude. Which saddens me.

I see, but you know the way women would kinda give them signals that "you have lippy on your teeth" without saying a word. Could you not apply the same dark magic/ventriliquist act let her know that her vulva is on show for the world ?

themadchef · 09-10-2008 11:13am

Manties wrote: »

do they think men find this attractive?

Lol

Shops for trousers that are going to send your underwear places it should never go, cause it drives the men wild! Nope, i'm thinking thats not it.

More likely bad fitting clothes, BUT, it could be that they are just a little bit kinky and like the *ahem* "stimulation" i imagine they would get.

Not my bag baby, so i couldint tell ya

Alarums · 09-10-2008 11:16am

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

dr.bollocko · 09-10-2008 11:17am

Alarums wrote: »

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

:eek:
ya wha?

Anti · 09-10-2008 11:18am

Perverts, Perverts i tell thee !!

xzanti · 09-10-2008 11:18am

Alarums wrote: »

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

AKA 'Ninja Foot'

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 11:20am

Manties wrote: »

I see, but you know the way women would kinda give them signals that "you have lippy on your teeth" without saying a word. Could you not apply the same dark magic/ventriliquist act let her know that her vulva is on show for the world ?

Well there's no way to correct it other than to buy trousers that fit - and to tell a woman that something she's wearing is too small for her is essentially calling her a heifer. And essentially inviting said woman to give you a slap.

Anti · 09-10-2008 11:21am

shellyboo wrote: »

Well there's no way to correct it other than to buy trousers that fit - and to tell a woman that something she's wearing is too small for her is essentially calling her a heifer. And essentially inviting said woman to give you a slap.

So a quick pulling of the trousers wont... um... "dislodge" the issue at hand?

capedcrustacian · 09-10-2008 11:22am

oh dear lord it's not comfortable, how can they do it all day? no way on earth would i leave the house looking like that, and i'm not even the most fashion conscious of chicks!!

i think it must be ill fitting clothes, surely no one would do it on purpose? surely

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 11:23am

Manties wrote: »

So a quick pulling of the trousers wont... um... "dislodge" the issue at hand?

Nope, it won't. It's not like a vulval wedgie.

Xavi6 · 09-10-2008 11:24am

Is it time for pics yet?! :pac:

Anti · 09-10-2008 11:24am

Alarums wrote: »

There's a gaping hole in your argument OP, lots of men really like to see camel toe.

On a attractive looking woman i guess some men would like it as its more then likely the closest they will ever get to it. But its worse on some of the bigger women as it looks as if a black hole is umm... in her hole, trying to suck the world in through her trousers...

AARRRGH · 09-10-2008 11:25am

Am I weird because I prefer seeing cameltoes to non-cameltoes?

dr.bollocko · 09-10-2008 11:27am

AARRRGH wrote: »

Am I weird because I prefer seeing cameltoes to non-cameltoes?

Yes!

Maple · 09-10-2008 11:28am

Is it not the hawtest thing ever? I thought men liked it, especially when the "toe" is so evident they could count the individual hairs of the area as well.

I'll have to rethink my entire wardrobe now.

Seriously, its dreadful. All down to illfitting clothes, trying to squeeze into smaller sizes and thinking it works. Must be bloody uncomfortable too.

Homer · 09-10-2008 11:34am

Hey it can happen to men too you know!

Anti · 09-10-2008 12:06pm

Wll done on killing the thread homer

Elle Victorine · 09-10-2008 12:13pm

Manties wrote: »

I see, but you know the way women would kinda give them signals that "you have lippy on your teeth" without saying a word. Could you not apply the same dark magic/ventriliquist act let her know that her vulva is on show for the world ?

I loled at this! Seriously you are askin for a dig to the face or at least two weeks of ego stroking as repayment for the emotional damage you just caused by pointing out "oh sorry love could ya not buy a pair of pants that fit ya?"...In some women's minds what has actually happened is you have said "PUT DOWN THE FORK FATTY" and run away laughing at their pain. The result of which could only be negative, often tears might follow and a prolonged period of comfort eating.

People who wear clothes that are too small for them seldom want your real opinion on these things unless it's coming from a best friend at the time of the purchase or trying on of said pants.

It's like the age old "does my butt look big in this?"...You can either dodge the bullet and lie.....Or tell the truth and suffer a threefold death.

Of course not all of us are like this. Some of us would actually like to be told that they look ridiculous or that yes indeed it does make us look big so we don't make a goon of ourselves and our various parts. But most girls can kind of tell from lookin in the mirror that oh wait my v*g looks hooj in these.

That said it could just be the cut of the pants. If you ever had to buy jeans from pull n bear you'd understand *growls*

Personally I find the whole no bra wearing more offensive although I have since learned that men love this. Think it's nasty.

shellyboo · 09-10-2008 12:16pm

Oh, I actually might have a viable solution to your problem... stop wandering around looking at womens' crotches.

Ogling the cleavage is much more acceptable.

BAM! · 09-10-2008 12:17pm

Eeeewww camel toe....!

Dudess · 09-10-2008 12:17pm

It's really not possible to notice a cameltoe unless you stare.

Anti · 09-10-2008 12:18pm

I have a few pair of jeans from there, but id dosent present the aul lad and put him on show with the twins

Also while im on this, do women like seeing this or is it the same as what we feel, a small minority like it, and the rest of us think its a bit vile.

Getting into the minds of women is interesting though, i wouldnt have thought that a friend telling her that the trousers dont fit would cause such a trail of destruction !!

AARRRGH · 09-10-2008 12:20pm

Dudess wrote: »

It's really not possible to notice a cameltoe unless you stare.

I have pretty good eyesight - no staring is necessary!

CamelToe - MooseKnuckle.....Why ?

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