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Famous lines from movies that would be inappropriate to say directly after sex

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    I like to make sexy time


  • Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    I'm a real boy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 136 ✭✭Kaycee2


    Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Show me the money.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,704 ✭✭✭Doylers


    It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winnings winning!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    "Bring out the gimp"


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭skeleton_boy


    Sss-sss-sss-sss-sss-sss


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    No-one shall have the sword! No-one shall wield Excalibur...But ME!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I'm almost done here. . . I never did know your name.


    (Tell me what movie that's from for a special prize)

    High plains drifter.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Absoluvely


    Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    "One bastard goes in, another comes out."


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    Who wants to try next?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭billy2012


    'He Shoots...He scores'!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭userod


    "Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun




  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm almost done here. . . I never did know your name.


    (Tell me what movie that's from for a special prize)

    High Plains Drifter.

    What's my prize?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    Show Me The Money


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,232 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    60% of the time it works every time


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,487 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    "You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow."


    - MARIE BROWNING (Lauren Bacall) in To Have and Have Not (1944)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    "Game over, man! Game over!"


    - HUDSON (Bill Paxton) in Aliens (1986)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,081 ✭✭✭Mech1


    you lucky, lucky, Bastard.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭billy2012


    'Well, Nobody's Perfect' - Some Like It Hot.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭Sound of Silence


    "Show me the money!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    They said you was hung and they was right.


  • Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭trancemuzic


    'Im gonna punch you in the ovary , that's what im gonna do. A straight shot straight into the babymaker "


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭billy2012


    “The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
 - Crimes and Misdemeanors.


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