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Famous lines from movies that would be inappropriate to say directly after sex

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    #242
    NuMarvel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,279 ✭✭✭NuMarvel


    KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #243
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Fightclub provides so many wonderful opportunities:

    “This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.”

    “Ok. You **** me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship.”

    “You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

    “It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.”

    “If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?”

    “I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. I am Jack's Broken Heart.”

    “I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have.”

    “Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”

    “How everything you ever love will reject you or die. Everything you ever create will be thrown away. Everything you're proud of will end up as trash. ”

    “You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.”

    “I am Jack's smirking revenge.”

    “I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.”


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    #244
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    “You always kill the one you love.”

    “If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?”

    “Self improvement is masturbation...”

    “Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.”

    “This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership.”

    “A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.”

    "Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”

    “I want to have your abortion.”


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    #245
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    “Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.”


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    #246
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    I can Smell your Cnut!!!


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    #247
    blackwhite
    Registered Users Posts: 8,519 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.


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    #248
    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,954 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    One Ring, to rule them all.


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    #249
    Baby4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭Baby4


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    #250
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    Always bet on black


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    #251
    vex
    Registered Users Posts: 145 ✭✭vex


    "Game over man! Game over!" - Aliens 2


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    #252
    SebBerkovich
    Registered Users Posts: 1,624 ✭✭✭SebBerkovich


    Here's lookin' at you kid.


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    #253
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,045 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    "You were only supposed to blow the bladdy daws off!"

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #254
    p38
    Registered Users Posts: 162 ✭✭p38


    Jump up and scream either of these 3 lines

    There can be only one "Highlander"

    or

    There's no killin what cant be killed voodo magic "Predator 2"

    Your one ugly motherF**ker "Predator 2"


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    #255
    Bradt Pitt
    Registered Users Posts: 179 ✭✭Bradt Pitt


    May your first child be a masculine child


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    #256
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "he slimed me"!!!

    ghostbusters! maybe post pearl necklace?????


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    #257
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    "He's still alive. They hit him with five shots and he's still alive!" - Sollozzo


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    #258
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    "oh Im funny to u?"

    "how the **** am I funny?"

    "funny how? funny like a ****in clown?"

    "is that it, you think Im a ****in clown?"


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    #259
    Madd Finn
    Registered Users Posts: 515 ✭✭✭Madd Finn


    "I'm the boss! I'm the boss! I'm the boss! Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh.
    I'm the boss! I'm the boss! I'm the boss! I'm the boss!I'm the boss! "

    Raging Bull (last words)


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    #260
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    That's the way yore Ma likes it as well.


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