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The Ray D'Arcy Show Thread - Mod note Post # 1 Updated

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Slicklink


    Ray Darcy is no Gay Byrne nor will he ever be lol

    So said Gareth "love the show" O'Callaghan recently in the paper! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭Peter Collins


    Dudess wrote:
    Yep, the only reason that Jenny Kelly slept with Ray Darcy is to get to "the top" - nothing to do with her own merits as a producer/on-air contributor.

    AH HA HA HA HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA

    'merits as a producer'

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

    Ah jaysus that's a good one

    The fecking Emperor's new clothes!!!!!!!!

    AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

    That's the best I've heard in a long time

    Jenny Kelly Biography
    Jenny was raised in South county Dublin. She attended St Joseph of Cluny at Primary level and Newtown School in Waterford at Secondary level. After leaving school, Jenny went on to study Theatre studies in Trinity College Dublin. Although she did not catch the acting bug, it wasn’t long before the call of radio was heard and she volunteered her services to Dublin South Community Radio and ended up presenting a weekly half hour arts programme. It was this experience that led her to a job in RTE in 1994 – working in 2FM – eventually she was given the opportunity for her first National broadcast - From the world's biggest, fastest roller coaster! In 1997 she joined East Coast Radio co presenting The Breakfast show and producing their mid morning show. At the beginning of 2000, She moved to Today FM working in music programming with Phil Cawley and Tim Kelly. That all changed in September 2000 when Ray D’Arcy joined the station and The Ray D’Arcy Show began… 5 years later Jenny remains working as show Producer along with been Co-Presenter on Fix it Friday.

    Height
    5’5” (same height as Ray!)

    Eye Colour
    Green

    Hair Colour
    Currently blonde(ish)

    Born – when/where
    May 1972, Dublin

    Star Sign
    Taurus

    Trivia
    Her face is modelled on John Merrick's aborted brother


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    The fecking Emperor's new clothes!!!!!!!!

    Hardly the case here considering the following information, which you posted. There's years of experience there and nothing to indicate she might have shagged her way to the top.
    Jenny Kelly Biography
    Jenny was raised in South county Dublin. She attended St Joseph of Cluny at Primary level and Newtown School in Waterford at Secondary level. After leaving school, Jenny went on to study Theatre studies in Trinity College Dublin. Although she did not catch the acting bug, it wasn’t long before the call of radio was heard and she volunteered her services to Dublin South Community Radio and ended up presenting a weekly half hour arts programme. It was this experience that led her to a job in RTE in 1994 – working in 2FM – eventually she was given the opportunity for her first National broadcast - From the world's biggest, fastest roller coaster! In 1997 she joined East Coast Radio co presenting The Breakfast show and producing their mid morning show. At the beginning of 2000, She moved to Today FM working in music programming with Phil Cawley and Tim Kelly. That all changed in September 2000 when Ray D’Arcy joined the station and The Ray D’Arcy Show began… 5 years later Jenny remains working as show Producer along with been Co-Presenter on Fix it Friday.
    Trivia
    Her face is modelled on John Merrick's aborted brother

    Nice - she's no Kate Moss, therefore she's a monster. And if she is that hideous, it's surprising that she's managed to get all those shags to get to the top, as you've said.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭MayMay


    I switched off from him a while back. Anytime I turn him on now he's talking about his daughter.

    Tom Dunne should take over his show permanently, he was brilliant when he filled in for Ray recently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,375 ✭✭✭kmick


    Is it just me or is Ray Darcy becoming the new Joe Duffy. Always banging on about how everything is wrong and if they did it my way blah blah blah... holier than thou etc. He has become a boring parody of every self important radio jock ever to have lived. I suppose if people tell you, you are great all the time (which he was) it changes you and you start to believe your own hype.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,321 ✭✭✭sham69


    Have to agree,
    I was a big fan of the show , have been listening since the first day but lately
    the show is gone terrible.
    I don't know if its to do with the fact that the team has been broken up but
    its not the same.
    He does seem to go on a bit about society and whats wrong and how to fix it etc...
    I listen on Fridays for fix it Friday but even that has run its course I think.
    Thank god for Phantom.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,884 ✭✭✭grumpytrousers


    Have to say i'm beginning to tire of the pontificating that he goes on with; i think to be honest the 'sad single bloke with no girlfriend' was a lot funnier than the 'happily settled down with a child' bloke...

    Obv I can't stand GRyan on the other channel so it looks like i'm gonna have to countenance listening to Radio 1...

    oh jesus...is this what is has come to...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,659 ✭✭✭magnumlady


    Have to say i'm beginning to tire of the pontificating that he goes on with; i think to be honest the 'sad single bloke with no girlfriend' was a lot funnier than the 'happily settled down with a child' bloke...

    Obv I can't stand GRyan on the other channel so it looks like i'm gonna have to countenance listening to Radio 1...

    oh jesus...is this what is has come to...

    Totally agree, he's so smug now that he's a dad.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Threads merged.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    I'm so glad I found this thread :D

    I frickin despise the Ray D'Arcy show and all its 'Smugness'

    Unfortunatly most of my work mates have Today FM on all the time and its usually what I get stuck listening to.

    That whole crew are the Smugest people in the country.

    On a journey from Dublin to Limerick a while back the radio in the car was stuck on Today FM. Had to listen to them drone on about some competion they were dreaming up about the sexiest Male builder in Ireland. It was the highest level of airwave pollution I've come across...then I had to listen to Ray Foley....seriously people I've read funnier suicide notes :(

    It also breaks my heart when D'Arcy plays a really good song as he trys then to own the song with his smugness.

    When I can I tune straight to NewsTalk thank God for that station.

    I'm so happy I'm not alone in my aboration of the 2 Rays. I was beginning to think people were being brainwashed.

    I'd give my left nut to be a radio DJ...I'd show the feckers how play some decent tunes and to axe the traffic and news.

    Traffic reports should be kept to a minimum (e.g Traffic is sh1te. stay in bed) and News bulletins should only be every 3 hours.

    i'm glad I got that off my chest :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    I was on the Ray show this morning :D

    The fecker beat me in a game of Rock Paper Scissors. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Hard Larry wrote:
    axe the traffic and news

    You'll find that it's not Ray or Ray who decide on the amount of news..... It's the broadcasting commission.

    Hard Larry wrote:
    I'd give my left nut to be a radio DJ...I'd show the feckers how play some decent tunes

    Fareplay, can't wait.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭barrett1965


    Never like the guy. I could not bear him on TV whatever about radio.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    seansouth wrote:
    I was on the Ray show this morning :D

    The fecker beat me in a game of Rock Paper Scissors. :mad:

    Was that you? Loser...:D (messing by the way, you should have cheated like the girl earlier in the odd one out)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    You'll find that it's not Ray or Ray who decide on the amount of news..... It's the broadcasting commission.

    I understand that but IMO there are too many bulletins on all channels.

    I had the misfortune of sitting through the whole show today too :mad:

    Listening to a Rock, Paper, Scissors game on radio was a low-point alright.

    Can't believe the rules had to be cited for some listeners :eek:

    the whole show made me feel like that nut who is trying to stay awake for 10 days :p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭FledNanders


    Anyone esle find the fix it friday slot annoying now that Jenny and Ray are a settled down, official 'couple'. Their over-flirtatious/over-happiness with life/teenage giggling bugs me. And they never fail to bring in some angle of their personal lives which is totally irrelevant....annoying.

    Used to be way better.

    Oh and Will annoys me aswell....a non-funny know it all who knows too much about cleaning and other irrelevant things that are uninteresting.

    Get onto Phantom, good Djs and good music. Although WAAAAAAYYY too many traffic slots that nobody listens to anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭silvine


    According to the recent JNLR figures most people with disagree with this thread. D'Arcy is one of the few shows on the up.

    I do think the quality of the programme has suffered a bit recently e.g the ESB metre reading campaign?! Who gives a ****.

    Still, the bit with some girl whose dream it was to sit on Willie O'Dea's knee and stroke his mustache was hilarious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,884 ✭✭✭grumpytrousers


    silvine wrote:
    Still, the bit with some girl whose dream it was to sit on Willie O'Dea's knee and stroke his mustache was hilarious.

    oh aye - when it's good, it's comedy gold. I only heard that bit on the last Word being replayed, and had to pull the car over i was laughing so much at it. I think the problem though is that there is a definite move on the part of Ray, perhaps in spite of himself, to be a bit more
    a) sanctimonious
    b) luvvy-duvvy
    c) joe-duffy-lite
    d) all of the above

    Back in the day, the show was completely flying by the seat of its pants, and the inherent charm of it was the d'arcy naivity all the way. Now it seems to have a lost a little of that innocence, the stuff that made it fun.

    I'm possibly gonna get flayed for this as well, but the endless campaigning is getting on me wick as well. Dammit, they used to do it on That's Life on the BBC and it didn't bloody sit well with me then, either...

    of course, the counter-argument is that if shows that aren't listened to by a lot of people don't do these things, then the potential audience for the campaign falls...to which i say phoooey...bring back the funny old Ray D'arcy show...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Tallspoon


    WIIIIIILLLLLLLL.........WIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL !!!!

    Stick to hospital /local radio Ray


    Please check out this track and if you like it lets get it on the radio

    http://www.pleasepleaseme.info/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,286 ✭✭✭SprostonGreen


    I used to enjoy his show up until about 7 months ago, I dont really hear it anymore but have to agree its gone seriously downhill, from what I have heard of it.

    The texts he reads out after someone performs has always irked me. I never liked the way the texters made out that they were his mates.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 The Boy Wonders


    Tallspoon wrote:
    Please check out this track and if you like it lets get it on the radio

    http://www.pleasepleaseme.info/
    You're kidding, right...?


    I agree about the smugness of the Ray Show, but it is still fairly listenable imo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,286 ✭✭✭SprostonGreen


    Another thing about these saps who text saying they've got goosebumps listening to the song, or oh my God Ray thats fantastic. Well if its so fcuking fantastic, sit back and listen, nevermind poxy texting.

    Also fix it friday, why dont those ejets use the f cuking internet to find their cow pattered butter dishes and such like?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Feel the love Ray.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,907 ✭✭✭Badabing


    The show is still the best in Irish radio imo, very funny very informative and can take the piss out of himself, Sean Moncreiffs show is basicilly Ray D'arcy on speed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,124 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Nope that would be the sports show on newstalk. It works on so many levels.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,907 ✭✭✭Badabing


    What sports show?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5 Holysmokes


    I think the comment about Jenny Kelly above is disgraceful and should be deleted. Jenny is a lady and of a far greater quality person than Gray Darcy. But I totally agree Darcy is a total b*llix and doesn't deserve his listenership. He has no personality and looks about fifty years old. So grumpy on air. He insults his guests and lets his moods take over interviews, comments and musical choice. And he so needs texts to present, unlike natural performers like GRyan, Dempsey and Will Leahy. If it wasn't for Martin Maguire he wouldn't make it on radio. Plus did you see that Ian dempsey row story in the Sindo a few weeks ago? Dempsey was able to lie that there was no arguement only Darcy is such an anal w**ker that he admitted they hate each other!!! LOL... Jenny, jenny, jenny...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Holysmokes wrote:
    a total b*llix and doesn't deserve his listenership. He has no personality and looks about fifty years old. So grumpy on air. He insults his guests and lets his moods take over interviews, comments and musical choice.

    I thought you were talking about Gerry Ryan with that paragraph! And it's radio, for feck's sake.....what does it matter what age someone looks ? Mind you, if you automatically assume that someone looks "about fifty" just because their hair is grey, then you've some learning to do.......I hope I look like that when I'm 50!
    If it wasn't for Martin Maguire he wouldn't make it on radio. Plus did you see that Ian dempsey row story in the Sindo a few weeks ago? Dempsey was able to lie that there was no arguement only Darcy is such an anal w**ker that he admitted they hate each other!!! LOL...

    Facts to back up those sentences, please ? You're coming across like Jenny Kelly's previous boyfriend, complete with chip on shoulder about Ray.....

    I saw the Sindo article, and even allowing for the rumour, lies and spin that the Sindo normally print, I still can't remember anything about them hating each other. How do you know that Dempsey lied, and since when does "we're not best buddies and don't hang out" become "we hate each other" ?

    Quit stirring, or else back it up with something real.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 evilolive


    Just listened to Tom Dunne filling in for Ray.
    What a breath of fresh air.
    He's effortlessly funny and involves the rest of the crew so much better.

    The whole atmosphere was much more lighthearted and free flowing

    Kinda like the way Rays program used to be before he read "So you want to be Gerry Ryan" by Gerry Ryan


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,744 ✭✭✭deRanged


    I couldn't agree more with that - it's a sad state of affairs when I'm delighted that Ray is off and Tom is filling in for him.

    I used to be a major fan of the show, but these days I leave the radio off and listen to music instead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 699 ✭✭✭aoife2k


    eugh! no way, when i heard dempsey that tom was filling in for ray i was devasted! toms voice is so boring (fair enough he IS funny) so i turned it off straight away...id rather listen to Joe 'mutha****in' Duffy than Tom Dunne


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭patrickc


    tom and will doing that cif quiz were hilarious


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    As much as I dont like Tom Dunne, he was far more tolerable than Darcy. The music was the same old shíte, but at least he wasnt on a pointless crusade or ranting ad nauseum about what annoyed him over the weekend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    homah_7ft wrote:
    Nope that would be the sports show on newstalk. It works on so many levels.

    Are you talking about "off the ball" ? If so, it proves that people have different tastes.....having heard about this before newstalk went nationwide, I tuned in the first week and haven't tuned in since.....

    I normally try and avoid personal digs and presenters and shows, since each presenter is doing their best and usually have their own audience, so all I'll say is that "off the ball" is "definitely not for me".

    P.S. LMAO at the "how to be gerry ryan" book by gerry ryan comment. I don't personally think Ray is gone quite that bad, but I can kinda see where you're coming from, despite still being a partial fan of Ray's show :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭unklerosco


    Aint read the whole thread.. But as for Ray Darcy.. Radio Poison, cant stand the show.... as much as his listeners.

    Last time i listened they where talking about frozen chips, someone txt n n said they just bought a bag of lidl frozen chips n wanted to know what they taste like... EAT the bloody things n find out!!! My answer. Rays, well 20 mins ltr they where still talking about it.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=310357&referrerid=&highlight=ray+darcy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 48 the_porn_baby


    This thread is one of the best reads I've had in a long time. I really hope it is kept alive with daily reports of how sh*t the show is. I will personally post something here every time he says something to annoy me. Until now I thought everyone who listened to the show was an 'Oh my God Ray.. texter'.

    The worst point of the show for me was the whole 'Random act of Christmasnessness' - it made my skin crawl, even typing that word is doing the same now. (I think he's trying a random act of kindness thing soon :eek: :mad: .)

    Someone mentioned earlier about him reading out the texts; They're nearly fighting each other to give the best review ("That was brill", "best ever", "pure class" are regulars)..., it's his monotone voice when reading them that gets me. The worst type of text is the one that begins with 'Oh my God I'm in tears here...so touching......so sad....' when the f*ckin subject isn't even sad!!

    Will's time is up - being rude to callers because they don't agree with his cleaning techniques or pathetic pastimes. Who doesn't know the rules of Rock, Paper, Scissors? Even after they explained he was too smug to say he understood. And his laugh....:mad:

    Tom Dunne is fannnnntastic - he just has a genuine sense of humour, he's not trying too hard and doesn't ever get sucked into discussing serious issues. I'm praying he replaces D'Arcy.

    D'Arcy is a pipsqueak and should be put in a corner with a pair of those anti-fart pants over his head.

    Ahhh.....catharsis.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    evilolive wrote:
    Just listened to Tom Dunne filling in for Ray.
    What a breath of fresh air.
    He's effortlessly funny and involves the rest of the crew so much better.

    The whole atmosphere was much more lighthearted and free flowing

    Kinda like the way Rays program used to be before he read "So you want to be Gerry Ryan" by Gerry Ryan
    Yeah I agree 100%.
    It's not that I don't like Ray D'Arcy, I just think his show has kinda lost it's way. It just seems so regimented and formulated.

    Tom Dunne standing in was brilliant, a real breath of fresh air. It was like having a really cool school teacher standing in while you're regular teacher was out sick.

    No doubt Ray will be back on Monday moaning about the crap weather for the last two weeks and lamenting about the quality time he's spent with his daughter. Did you know that he has a new daughter? No? Probably because he doesn't talk about it that much! :rolleyes:

    His show is still alright but he needs to lighten up a bit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,884 ✭✭✭grumpytrousers


    BaZmO* wrote:
    Tom Dunne standing in was brilliant, a real breath of fresh air. It was like having a really cool school teacher standing in while you're regular teacher was out sick.

    Nail/head/interface


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭ClareBear


    Nail/head/interface

    Completely!!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,757 ✭✭✭el diablo


    yeah I agree that the D'arcy has become boring and tired. I enjoyed listening to Tom Dunne when he filled in. And that Mr. Construction yoke last week, that was ****. who's idea was it to put something like that on the radio? bat.gif

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,659 ✭✭✭magnumlady


    As far as I'm concerned things like Mr Construction just don't work on the radio, he's still at that old rock, paper, scissors thing as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,757 ✭✭✭el diablo


    magnumlady wrote:
    As far as I'm concerned things like Mr Construction just don't work on the radio, he's still at that old rock, paper, scissors thing as well.
    and that Odd One Out quiz. how crap is that? :rolleyes:

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 thoughtsofa


    Someone mentioned earlier about him reading out the texts; They're nearly fighting each other to give the best review ("That was brill", "best ever", "pure class" are regulars)..., it's his monotone voice when reading them that gets me. The worst type of text is the one that begins with 'Oh my God I'm in tears here...so touching......so sad....' when the f*ckin subject isn't even sad!!

    Finally someone has mentioned the one thing that I hate about the guy- his monotone voice. He sounds like a 14 year old depressed teenager trying to read Shakespeare. I cannot express in words how much I hate Darcy. For years I've had to put up with people saying that he's SO intelligent and he's SO caring and moral with people quoting 'interesting' facts they've heard on fix-it Friday. You must be a special type of idiot to resort to asking Darcy about your 'interesting' queries e.g.An actual question: "How much time in your life do you spend blinking, without sleeping like?" (sic)

    Answer: who cares, like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    How about "how regularly do kids put the word 'like' into sentences where it's not required ?" :rolleyes:

    Quirky facts are fine by me....at least they beat the pointless "celebrity" news......Lucy Kay sounds great on the radio, but Heat magazine's whole "raison d'etre" is something I'll never understand, and having it on the radio as well is completely pointless....if people want it, let 'em buy the magazine! :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,757 ✭✭✭el diablo


    Liam Byrne wrote:
    How about "how regularly do kids put the word 'like' into sentences where it's not required ?" :rolleyes:

    Quirky facts are fine by me....at least they beat the pointless "celebrity" news......Lucy Kay sounds great on the radio, but Heat magazine's whole "raison d'etre" is something I'll never understand, and having it on the radio as well is completely pointless....if people want it, let 'em buy the magazine! :mad:
    and I hate that female "comedian" (Maeve Higgins I think here name is) that he has on his show on a Monday. she rambles on about nothing in particular and is just not funny.:rolleyes:

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Gumbyman


    "I hate pants. Don't you hate pants?"

    Ray is entertaining but sometimes he gets on the bandwagon when he is just plain wrong and then he gets his non fictitious army of texters to back him up. That really grinds my gears.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭Peter Collins


    Looking forward to seeing his ratings.

    All he's had are ups since he started - wonder how he'd react to a downturn....?

    Not very well I would imagine - he think he's the best thing since sliced bread.

    At least Gerry Ryan can take it on the (one of four) chin(s)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭eddiehobbs


    el diablo wrote:
    and I hate that female "comedian" (Maeve Higgins I think here name is) that he has on his show on a Monday. she rambles on about nothing in particular and is just not funny.:rolleyes:

    Agree 100%. Female comidiens arnt funny, above mentioned bieng a good example


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Proxy


    Wha? Fair points, but I can't listen to Tom Dunne. He mentions Something Happens about every second sentence. Shup!


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